# I want to know the truth: who here at the SDMB licks me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164 "2001-06-09T08:01:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/1 "2001-06-09T08:01:42Z")
I’m pretty sure tiggeril does. Anyone else wanna fess up? Remember, this is for posterity so please, be honest. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/2 "2001-06-09T08:05:49Z")
Depends entirely upon what you taste like. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/3 "2001-06-09T08:08:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*Depends entirely upon what you taste like. 😉 \*\* Chicken. ::g,d & r:: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/4 "2001-06-09T08:11:34Z")
Hey, I’ll lick you! _slurp!_ _grin_ ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/5 "2001-06-09T08:13:31Z")
I was going to get in a few licks, but I don’t know you well enough. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/6 "2001-06-09T08:49:47Z")
_SLURP_ _wince_ _ptoo_ _ptoo_ _ptoo_ Brut™ by Fabrege© BLEH. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/7 "2001-06-09T09:18:41Z")
So how long do you think it will be until he lives this one down? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/8 "2001-06-09T10:01:54Z")
Mr. Owl… How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Ender-Pop? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/9 "2001-06-09T10:12:18Z")
See my sig. And that’s Ms. Owl, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/10 "2001-06-09T10:13:33Z")
Aw, I dunno, gimme about an hour to find out. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/11 "2001-06-09T11:33:08Z")
One… two… three… **CRUNCH** Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term “bust a nut”, huh? ---
**Author:** ![urban1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d07c76/32.png) [@urban1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/12 "2001-06-09T16:33:49Z")
I’ll lick damn near anyone (males only need apply). ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/13 "2001-06-09T16:38:01Z")
I lick him because he’s gay, so he doesn’t try to steal my women. [sub]Nope … that doesn’t work …[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/14 "2001-06-09T21:55:59Z")
:sluuuuuurp: Damn they’re right he _does_ taste like chicken. Just for the record, I taste sorta like chicken of the sea. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/15 "2001-06-09T22:01:29Z")
::wondering if that was intentional and thinking it was because of the mention of **tigger** …:: How 'bout a manly handshake, instead? Hey, **Mermaid** , I’m not sure I believe you, care to prove it? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/16 "2001-06-09T22:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > Hey, **Mermaid** , I’m not sure I believe you, care to prove it? \*\* Uhm sure why not. But only if I can see if you taste like a sno-cone 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/17 "2001-06-09T22:44:01Z")
Oh, my… :eek: So, uh…you gonna be at any Dopefests? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/18 "2001-06-09T23:26:57Z")
Why not? ::little kitty cat tongue flick:: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/19 "2001-06-10T17:21:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*I want to know the truth: who here at the SDMB licks me? > > Remember, this is for posterity > \*\* Nobody around here is gonna lick your posterity, so forget it. :wally ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-the-truth-who-here-at-the-sdmb-licks-me/68164/20 "2001-06-10T19:18:32Z")
_Slurp_ Hey you woulden’t taste to bad with a dollop of mayo 😃