I want to learn how to cook.

I don’t want to rain on anybody’s parade here. But, I don’t know that you can really “learn” to cook. I guess it’s possible to learn some recipes and/or follow a book. I know a lot of people go to cooking school and become good cooks. The ability to get into the kitchen and put a good meal together regularly with whatever’s available AND have everyone enjoy. This can be a challenge.

To me, cooking is kind of a talent. Granted, it’s taken years to perfect some things. But, if you want to be a good cook…like everything else it takes practice. The book JofC has a lot of basics that every beginner needs to know.

As far as recipes, there are a lot of good basic recipes in it as well. I doubt I ever actually used one. But have referred to the book for several ideas. esp. cooking times at specific temperatures for meats and various dishes.

My book is hard bound, at least 25 years old. I have a few others, specialty books that I rarely use.
Learn the basics and go from there, have fun with it and remember to cook what you like, what tastes good and sounds appetizing to you. Use a little imagination and you’ll know if you have the knack pretty quick. If not, don’t give up…I remember a roommate of mine years ago made salmon patties.

He didn’t know to bind them w/ egg and flower. Just dropped that canned fish in some hot oil. Looked and smelled like somebody shaved a cat in the skillet. Damn it was bad!

So, just remember EVERYBODY screws up in the kitchen sometimes, matter of fact, that would be an interesting thread.

What is your biggest cooking mistake?

Peace … t-keela

I’d like to suggest “Now You’re Cooking” by Elaine Corn. It’s aimed at the total beginner. It begins with the 8 or so basic tasks of cooking. This part reminded me of Karate Kid–chop onion, wash lettuce, wash dishes (a revelation to me. Nothing quells the impulse to cook like yesterday’s dishes everywhere). The book is very conversational and non-intimidating.

I’d also like to mention “Desperation Dinners” (authors names escape me). It’s not precisely written for the beginner, but the recipes are very easy and quick and produce excellent results. Many of the dishes produce exotic flavors, but all ingredients are available at Harris Teeter. It was suggested by several Dopers in response to my cooking inquiry and has made it possible for me to get dinner on the table almost every night. I have made about 30 dishes out of it so far, every one a winner.

That sounds like something you’d spread on your lawn to fertilize it.
If you’re just starting out learning how to cook, I’d recommend starting with Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. The cooking instructions are printed right there on the box and everything. (Though there are a few esoteric cooking terms they don’t define. For example, when it tells you to “boil 6 cups of water,” that means to measure 6 half-pints of water into a pan, put the pan on the stove, and turn the stove on its highest setting until the water is full of big rising bubbles.)

I would also recommend Joy of Cooking… 'twas my first cookbook, that’s for sure.

As for learning cooking, I think it’s of utmost importance to learn your ingredients and what they do. Sounds simple, but how many people can tell me exactly that baking soda requires the presence of an acid to work as a leavening. Or what happens when you use butter in a cookie dough and why doesn’t vegetable oil provide an adequete substitute? What do eggs do in different recipes, when they’re not there as a simple matter of flavor? Somtimes they’re binders. Sometimes emulsifying agents. Sometimes something else. How do you properly use cornstarch or flour to thicken a sauce or soup, and not get nasty lumps? (Either make a roux or dissolve the flour/starch in COLD water before adding it to a hot sauce.) Why do you let a roast stand for a while before carving it? (To reabsorb its juices.)

Learn what every ingredient does and why it’s in the recipe, and you’ll be on your way to dispensing with recipes altogether and could throw together delicious dinners based on what’s in your fridge and cupboard.

Also, start simple. Learn your ingredients. Please stay away from the “let’s toss every dried spice and herb” bachelor-style of cooking. No, it doesn’t give your dish sophistication. It makes it taste like crap. Learn what each herb tastes like. The Joy of Cooking has a nice introduction to this. Take your dried herbs and spices, mix them up with some butter, and spread them over some crackers. (Why butter? The presence of an oil helps carry the taste of dried herbs and spices. Something you would surely notice if your idea of a curry is sprinkling curry powder over a finished dish rather than dissolving it in oil/ghee during an earlier stage.) Then go out to the store and get some FRESH herbs. Notice the difference? A lot of the flavorful oils from herbs are lost in the drying process. Some herbs, like parsley, chervil, and curry leaves, are next to useless dried. I would put basil in this category, too.

Next, learn how simple flavor combinations work well together. Notice how lemon and chicken or fish have an affinity for each other. Note the pairing of fresh basil and fresh tomatoes. Or classic red wine and beef. Rosemary and chicken. Apples and pork. Pears and cheese. Start with the simple. The greatest and most elegant dishes I’ve had were usually very simple recipes, just executed to the most perfecting standards.

And then experiment. Hopefully, one day inspiration will find you and you’ll think “you know, I bet these two flavors would go great together” and you’ll rush home to the kitchen and create something (almost) original. I once got the idea of combing the delicate sweetness of peaches with a sharp hot sauce. A few months later, at some New Orleans restaurant, I found exactly the same concept on the menu. Hard to be original these days, I suppose. :slight_smile:

My starting recipe? I’d go with roast chicken or a stew of some sort. Stew is almost impossible to screw up and roast chicken is elegant and I hardly know a person who doesn’t like it. I like mine with a half-lemon and a sprig of fresh romemary stuffed in the cavity, then dusted with some salt and paprika. If you’re feeling adventurous, you can make a butter, garlic and herb spread, slit some parts of the chicken and slip bits of this butter under. But why bother? Just keep it simple.

Thanks everybody. I’ll keep you posted on my successes and failures.