# I want to pit people who believe in the sanctity of marriage. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 5, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098 "2007-09-05T07:39:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/21 "2007-09-05T13:15:15Z")
[QUOTE=kanicbird] My understanding is that God comes first and foremost in everything… [/QUOTE] God seems to be somewhat of a selfish lover, then. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/22 "2007-09-05T13:17:58Z")
[QUOTE=Turek] You fucking tool. [/QUOTE] Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/23 "2007-09-05T13:18:28Z")
[QUOTE=kanicbird] My understanding is that God comes first and foremost in everything, … [/QUOTE] Hands up everyone who initially thought this was the start of a dirty joke. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/24 "2007-09-05T13:22:36Z")
I was all set to agree with you upon reading the title alone. I mean, to me upholding the sanctity of marriage means even the people who are getting beaten by their husbands, or whose wives just refuse to have sex with them and refuse to let them go outside of the relationship, or try to control every move, etc. But then I read the OP and realized you just want to make trouble for someone else’s marriage. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/25 "2007-09-05T13:54:09Z")
[Quote=Turek] You fucking tool. [/quote] [QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] Seconded. [/QUOTE] Let’s make it thirded. ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/26 "2007-09-05T13:54:34Z")
Yeah! Christians suck! Oh, wait… ---
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/27 "2007-09-05T14:17:08Z")
[QUOTE=BlackKnight] Hands up everyone who initially thought this was the start of a dirty joke. [/QUOTE] No, no. It’s the perfect segue for a … wait for it … poem! But, now tell me why God chose, After making all of nature, To go on and then create your Scandalizing requisite, That a man must use as fit For his race’s propagation And, as well, for urination?.. Thus she ended her discourses, And I answered: Hold your horses! Like all women, dim and flighty, _Child, you do not grasp God’s mighty_ System of utility, How He works economy. [sub]Props to Heinrich Heine and the poster who, in the dimness of time, first posted this on the SDMB.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/28 "2007-09-05T14:20:09Z")
Wow, just when you think someone’s hit the bottom of the loser well, they sink just the slightest bit further into the mud. She’s not someone who “obviously wants to bang you” - she’s someone who _doesn’t_ want to, and is telling you why. Get over your idiot self already. They sell some very lifelike dolls these days. Consider the investment. Oh, and “bang”? You’re what, fourteen? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/29 "2007-09-05T14:32:00Z")
How can he be fourteen, with such a massive dong? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/30 "2007-09-05T14:32:31Z")
Well, I pit women who obviously want to bang you but use that old “I’m a lesbian” excuse. I met this rich chick named Ellen D-something from somewhere in California. I think she’s in the entertainment industry. She obviously wanted to take a ride on my huge wang, but no :rolleyes: she says she’s a lesbian. _Right_, like I buy that. ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/31 "2007-09-05T14:35:10Z")
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**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/32 "2007-09-05T14:38:22Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] How can he be fourteen, with such a massive dong? [/QUOTE] To tell you a little secret, I suspect that he and I have wildly differing values for “massive”. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/33 "2007-09-05T14:42:56Z")
There’s some pretty good non-religious reasons for not nailing somone’s wife, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/34 "2007-09-05T14:48:25Z")
[QUOTE=Aangelica] To tell you a little secret, I suspect that he and I have wildly differing values for “massive”. [/QUOTE] ‘slightly heavier than a photon’ ? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/35 "2007-09-05T15:27:37Z")
[QUOTE=BlackKnight] Hands up everyone who initially thought this was the start of a dirty joke. [/QUOTE] Well, I _would_ raise my hand, but… ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/36 "2007-09-05T15:35:55Z")
Someone needs to tell **diggleblop** that |------| is not a foot. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/37 "2007-09-05T15:47:09Z")
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun] Well, I pit women who obviously want to bang you but use that old “I’m a lesbian” excuse. I met this rich chick named Ellen D-something from somewhere in California. I think she’s in the entertainment industry. She obviously wanted to take a ride on my huge wang, but no :rolleyes: she says she’s a lesbian. _Right_, like I buy that. [/QUOTE] 😃 A work of art, that is. Congrats. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/38 "2007-09-05T15:57:30Z")
Well, **I** want to Pit all the other men in the world, who are keeping me from scoring with all the hot chicks who tell me “Only if you were the last man on earth…” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/39 "2007-09-05T16:00:33Z")
Dnftt ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098/40 "2007-09-05T16:15:07Z")
[QUOTE=Turek] . . .You fucking tool. [/QUOTE] No, he wants to be a fucking tool. Unfortunately . . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-pit-people-who-believe-in-the-sanctity-of-marriage/418098.md?page=3)