# I want to poop back and forth. Forever.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [November 21, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336 "2007-11-21T17:57:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/1 "2007-11-21T17:57:56Z")
[Using the same poop.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk)
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### Author:  [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/2 "2007-11-21T18:10:41Z")
[QUOTE=ForumBot]
[Using the same poop.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk)
(SFW)
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Great movie.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/3 "2007-11-21T18:23:06Z")
Where did that come from? (The movie, not the poop.)
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### Author:  [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/4 "2007-11-21T18:25:37Z")
[QUOTE=lieu]
Where did that come from? (The movie, not the poop.)
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[_Me and You and Everyone We Know_](http://imdb.com/title/tt0415978/)
That YouTube clip cobbles together a few different scenes in the film, it doesn’t run in the movie as that clip shows… The scenes are spaced apart more.
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### Author:  [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/5 "2007-11-21T18:38:14Z")
i thought this was going to be about that Red Dwarf episode sdrawkcab
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### Author:  [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/6 "2007-11-21T23:18:14Z")
I very much did not care for that movie.
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### Author:  [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/7 "2007-11-22T03:18:32Z")
[QUOTE=One And Only Wanderers]
i thought this was going to be about that Red Dwarf episode sdrawkcab
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Cat poop is the worst.
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/8 "2007-11-22T03:35:24Z")
There are some things that could either never be funnier than what I’m imagining, or they could be far worse.
This movie is one of those things, so I’m not clicking on that link.
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### Author:  [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/9 "2007-11-22T04:13:20Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad]
There are some things that could either never be funnier than what I’m imagining, or they could be far worse.
This movie is one of those things, so I’m not clicking on that link.
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It is slightly ruined, but not all that much. I can’t watch the youtube clip where I am, but in the movie, it was a fairly unexpected line, but wasn’t just a throw away joke.
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### Author:  [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/10 "2007-11-22T05:52:33Z")
Interesting clip. It’s not gross or anything. Don’t worry. It’s a line in a movie.
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### Author:  [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/11 "2007-11-22T06:18:51Z")
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I saw this cute and quirky little film in the theater. Not a great movie, but it had its moments, most of them involving that adorable little kid.
The point of all that, for those who are squicked out and don’t want to click the link, is that this little kid knows _nothing_ about sex (nor is he going to learn in this movie). He thinks that’s one thing people do. His snarky older brother gets on the internet and gets into a “sexy” chat with someone, and the little kid says this, so the older brother types it in. It’s, strange to say, a very charming scene.
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### Author:  [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/12 "2007-11-22T06:53:14Z")
How is this acceptable material for the SDMB populous?
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### Author:  [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/13 "2007-11-22T06:54:32Z")
Because it’s an innocent line that a little kid says in a movie.
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### Author:  [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/14 "2007-11-22T06:59:59Z")
But, but, we could offend.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/15 "2007-11-22T07:00:52Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
How is this acceptable material for the SDMB populous?
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Popul_ace_, if you don’t mind. We’re looking for a noun.
It’s a link to a YouTube clip, with an implied invitation for Cafe Socialites to share their reactions, and maybe have a discussion about it.
It didn’t strike me as being particularly scandalous, especially in an environment such as the Dope. What did you find unacceptable about it?
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### Author:  [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/16 "2007-11-22T07:08:32Z")
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]
It didn’t strike me as being particularly scandalous, especially in an environment such as the Dope. What did you find unacceptable about it?
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Apologies about the spelling error. But some people may think that jokes about feces may be inappropriate, just like some people think jokes about obesity are unappropriated.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/17 "2007-11-22T07:43:58Z")
As near as I could tell, it wasn’t even a joke about feces; it looked to me like a story about a seven-year old boy seizing an opportunity to engage in the most transgressive behavior he could imagine, and an adult misunderstanding it because she was making unwarranted assumptions about the source of the provocative communiques.
I found it all rather sweet, to tell you the truth. And funny.
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### Author:  [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/18 "2007-11-22T14:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
How is this acceptable material for the SDMB populous?
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Almost everyone here is an adult. If anyone gets offended at the word “poop”, the internet isn’t for them.
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### Author:  [@Obeseus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obeseus)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/19 "2007-11-22T14:51:52Z")
What’s with that weird guy who enters on the right and then disappears?
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### Author:  [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-poop-back-and-forth-forever/427336/20 "2007-11-22T14:54:33Z")
[QUOTE=ForumBot]
Almost everyone here is an adult. If anyone gets offended at the word “poop”, the internet isn’t for them.
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Let’s be honest here. The internet isn’t for _anybody_ anymore. I picture it like trying to walk through a crowded, ancient Mesopotamian market. Leathery-skinned, toothless vendors tug at your robes to sell you illegal pain medication, Viagra and furniture. Madmen run nude occasionally through, covered in their own feces and pulling their genitals while raving that “God hates fags” and “the blacks should go back to Arfica,”[sic].
And the neckbeards…oh, sweet Allah, the neckbeards.
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