# I want to see Left Eye (Lisa Lopez) from TLC naked **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 3, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498 "2001-09-03T07:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/1 "2001-09-03T07:33:55Z")
Is that really too much to ask for? I mean, I’m not into stalking, or any of that goofy shit. I’m a normal guy going through the normal riggers of day to day life- I walk down the street just like everyone else. I certainly don’t see myself as an oddball. Sometimes I see friend’s talk about how they’d like to see what’s her name from VIP naked, or that chic from China Beach naked, or our local newscaster, whoever, naked, it doesn’t matter- it’s always the same guy thing. I normally don’t share that opinion…. Unless, of course, we’re talking about Lisa… my little Lisa. This girl, I need to see naked. Those perky little boobies, that fine skin, those nasty tattoos, the whole thing. And the odd part is I’m not even a tattoo kinda guy, I normally think they’re odd on women- it’s an out-of-place thing. But Lisa… Lisa, you rock my world. Am I asking for too much? Is it really too much to ask Lisa to give me the mike check (From the opening of the song, “Ain’t too proud to beg”) naked in my apartment? I ain’t too proud to beg, Lisa. How about you, anyone out there you can’t die without seeing naked? ---
**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/2 "2001-09-03T07:44:30Z")
I spoke with her, and she’ll agree to do it if you can name all the NFL teams that Andre Rison has NOT played for. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/3 "2001-09-03T08:27:28Z")
If I get it wrong will she burn down my house? ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/4 "2001-09-03T09:44:38Z")
I’ll tell you who I’d like to see from TLC nekkies. That chick on Junkyard Wars, I forget her name. God I love her. Actually, I don’t want to see her naked so much as take her to an expensive restaurant and order her the lobster. And the expensive wine. Maybe present her with a tennis bracelet. A little poetry, some witty humor, maybe brag a little about the crap I’ve built. I could definitely make a night out of entertaining her. Mmmmmmm-m-mmmm-mmm m. ---
**Author:** ![Santos\_L\_Halper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/santos_l_halper/32/1_2.png) [@Santos\_L\_Halper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santos_L_Halper)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/5 "2001-09-03T10:10:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Babar714 \* > **That chick on Junkyard Wars, I forget her name.** Ah, the lovely Cathy Rogers. Not only is she the creator and producer of JW (called Scrapheap Challenge in the UK), she’s the keyboard player in a band (they’ve had several albums, studied human science at Oxford and has an MA in health policy. She’s also produced a number television documentaries. Eric ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/6 "2001-09-03T22:34:21Z")
Tonight on the Discovery Channel, when TLCs collide. It a _The Learning Channel vs Crazy Sexy Cool_ kind of thing. [sub]and if you want to see one naked, why not the whole triumvirate? anywhere, anytime. yum.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/7 "2001-09-03T23:54:14Z")
I find her to be amazingly annoying. She is kind of cute in a elfish way, but I can’t get past her attitude. Now Chili, on the other hand, mmm… ::wipes drool:: ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/8 "2001-09-04T00:06:17Z")
Not to sound cliche but I just watched the Brittney Spears Diary on Mtv and she was lookin damn hot. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/9 "2001-09-04T01:13:19Z")
Sheesh. You like women who can kick your ass, don’t you, **Chris**? 😃 [sub]Hi![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/10 "2001-09-04T03:50:57Z")
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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/11 "2001-09-04T03:56:41Z")
I want to see **racinchikki** –oh, wait, I have. 😃 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/12 "2001-09-04T03:59:13Z")
> [@](#): > > How about you, anyone out there you can’t die without seeing naked? Cross referencing my personal list of “women I find highly attractive” with the list of “women who’ve never appeared nude” (why waste a chance like this on someone you can see naked for the cost of a Blockbuster rental?) I’d declare a tie between Winona Ryder and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Ryder’s more attractive overall but I suspect Hewitt’s got a better body. Then once the three of us are alone together and the clothes are off, I’ll explain to them how the tie breaker is going to work. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/13 "2001-09-06T18:53:27Z")
Cnote, because I respect you, I will capitalize. I not only want to see Martina Hingis NAKED, I want to spank her. She is such a brat out there on the court, and that smart ass smile she always seems to have on her face drives me nuts. And now she is making critical racial remarks about Venus and Serena. Oh yes, she has been a very bad girl. Kinda like a certain doper with the initials LFF. She’s another one I’d like to… ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/14 "2001-09-06T19:19:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Santos L Halper \* > \*\*… studied human science at Oxford and has an MA in health policy. \*\* As opposed to that bustling field of alpaca science? Seriously, what is human science? My thought would be anthropology. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/15 "2001-09-06T19:27:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by adam yax \* > As opposed to that bustling field of alpaca science? Seriously, what is human science? It’s as opposed to inhuman science, which involves random bits of hysterical laughter, assistants named Igor and the like. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/16 "2001-09-06T19:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by adam yax \* > > As opposed to that bustling field of alpaca science? Seriously, what is human science? > > It’s as opposed to inhuman science, which involves random bits of hysterical laughter, assistants named Igor and the like. \*\* **Yes, master!** ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/17 "2001-09-06T19:47:54Z")
I want to see Talena Atfield naked…God, shes so yummy ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![Airblairxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Airblairxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airblairxxx)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/18 "2001-09-06T19:56:59Z")
Talena Atfield who? ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/19 "2001-09-06T20:29:14Z")
[http://kittiebox.tripod.com/Group/pages/btal7.htm](http://kittiebox.tripod.com/Group/pages/btal7.htm) The bass player from Kittie ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-see-left-eye-lisa-lopez-from-tlc-naked/79498/20 "2001-09-06T21:59:31Z")
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