# I warmed butter in my boobies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870 "2004-04-30T16:21:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/21 "2004-04-30T20:33:51Z")
So … how \*spreadable \* are YOU? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/22 "2004-04-30T20:44:56Z")
> [@luluBahrain](#): > > I used to hold my beer or pop cans in my cleavage while I was in the pool. Eh, that’s what baby bottles are made for. That way you don’t have to worry about them when you get too tipsy to hold onto them. Just grab a bottle as it floats by. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/23 "2004-04-30T22:11:35Z")
You know, normally this sort of thread would have been about frying sea birds or something, but for once it was what it said on the tin! > [@luluBahrain](#): > > I used to hold my beer or pop cans in my cleavage while I was in the pool. I have a friend who holds beer in her cleavage in the pub. I won’t post a link to pictures yet, I expect she’ll pop in to this thread soon enough 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/24 "2004-04-30T22:34:08Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > **Marvel** is female, right? > I mean, if so, then this is sexy. Otherwise, it’s disgusting. Man, that just cracked me up!! ROTL 😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/25 "2004-04-30T22:51:53Z")
> [@Shade](#): > > You know, normally this sort of thread would have been about frying sea birds or something, but for once it was what it said on the tin!I have a friend who holds beer in her cleavage in the pub. I won’t post a link to pictures yet, I expect she’ll pop in to this thread soon enough 🙂 Yet? So there are pictures? :We need a salivating smiley: ---
**Author:** ![confessorknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@confessorknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/confessorknight)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/26 "2004-04-30T23:23:59Z")
Plenty of pictures - but it’s really something that should be experienced live. ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/27 "2004-04-30T23:29:51Z")
Wow! I was surprised to see how many people peeked at this! Of course, the title was a bit of an attention-getter. Some replies to your nice posts: Little Nemo - _Very_ funny! Simply Cats - Thank you! > [@buttonjockey308](#): > > I say… > > That may well be the coolest story I have ever heard. > > and also… > > If you’re not busy later, i’ve some chocolate to melt. 😃 Thank you and I’ll only melt toppings for my husband (who, upon my telling him what I did, replied “Lucky butter”). And yes, **Cal Meacham,** I am female! This has to be the most popular thread I’ve ever started! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/28 "2004-05-01T00:07:19Z")
I like my Starbursts warm and soft. So, where do I stuff them in the winter? That’s right, my bra. I’ve gotten some funny looks from friends when I suddenly reach into my shirt and pull out a Starburst. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/29 "2004-05-01T00:16:41Z")
> [@Marvel](#): > > Last night, I had three pats of butter in my cleavage. Okay, it’s official, this sentence has justified my membership fee. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/30 "2004-05-01T00:16:42Z")
Ya know, you probably could have sold that butter at a profit. :^9 ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/31 "2004-05-01T00:21:50Z")
Hey, I’ve warmed Starbursts that way too. And Rollos and caramels. Boobies make great hand warmers too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/32 "2004-05-01T00:32:20Z")
> [@Tikki](#): > > Boobies make great hand warmers too. 😉 Yes they do. \ ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/33 "2004-05-01T00:54:58Z")
**Consecutive Thread Titles 2: The Sequal** : I warmed butter in my boobies. Last post by: pervert. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/34 "2004-05-01T01:04:14Z")
Mmmmmm . . . Butter between the udders . . . Obviously, **Marvel** ’s breasts are real. If they were fake, she’d be limited to warming margarine. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/35 "2004-05-01T02:57:41Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > That’s how I warmed my hubby’s honeybun. > Pop betwixt one’s breastes for about 20-30 seconds and ta-da! > Nicely warmed and read to eat! > > Just like mom used to make? eeewwwww. 😃 You know, a bit after the fact, but I probably should’ve stated that they are wrapped in cellophane. :smack: Otherwise, it’s a totally different story. ---
**Author:** ![DaisyFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@DaisyFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaisyFace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/36 "2004-05-01T02:59:22Z")
**Marvel** you’re a genius! Aw, man, now I wanna warm butter in my cleavage! That sounds way cool! ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/37 "2004-05-01T03:11:06Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > Warm buttered boobies… Band name! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/38 "2004-05-01T03:17:44Z")
“Waiter, I’d like the lobster tail please.” “Of course sir. Melted in butter?” “Sure, which clevage would you recommend?” ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/39 "2004-05-01T03:30:46Z")
I’d say you’re quite clever. I’m a guy, so I lack cleavage in which to warm/defrost things ☹ but I have frequently warmed sticks of butter in my pockets in lieu of using the microwave… I haven’t mastered the fine art of softening and _not_ melting it, but body heat seems to do the trick quite nicely. Once again, I salute your ingenuity! Really, it’s just because of the ingenuity…it had nothing to do with the word “boobies” in the title… _really!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/40 "2004-05-01T03:36:39Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > My sister used to keep her hands warm in her muff. Didn’t we all! Sorry, had to. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870.md?page=3)