# I warmed butter in my boobies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870 "2004-04-30T16:21:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/41 "2004-05-01T03:39:12Z")
If we could convince Nigella Lawson, _Warm Buttered Boobies_ would be the most popular show on the Food Channel. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/42 "2004-05-01T03:50:41Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > (Nipples in) Butter… [Nipple Butter](http://www.littledreamers.com.sg/productimages/EMNippleButter.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/43 "2004-05-01T03:54:13Z")
Holy Udders! A Novel approach, using a creamery’s heat energy to soften butter. I think this is a true perpetual motion machine! Total conservation of buttery goodness! ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/44 "2004-05-01T05:04:30Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > If we could convince Nigella Lawson, _Warm Buttered Boobies_ would be the most popular show on the Food Channel. Um… that’d be the _Style Network_ And warm buttered boobies have LOTS of style! ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/45 "2004-05-01T17:25:30Z")
> [@Tikki](#): > > Hey, I’ve warmed Starbursts that way too. And Rollos and caramels. > > Boobies make great hand warmers too. 😉 …soft caramels? I think you’re on to something! Hey, maybe we could be starting a trend here! Yes, women across America, warm your candies and spreadables in your boozwams! We’ll know its gone mainstream when we see someone on a sit-com do it! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/46 "2004-05-01T17:58:56Z")
There are down sides to this if you think about it: [mom]Go ahead and, it’s alright [small child crying]But I don’t want Grandma’s candy!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/47 "2004-05-01T18:05:45Z")
You gals are so lucky. When us guys want to warm up our butter or our soft candies, all we can use are armpits and buttcheeks. ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/48 "2004-05-01T18:14:57Z")
> [@Marvel](#): > > , women across America, warm your candies and spreadables in your boozwams! Oh, how I love this country… ---
**Author:** ![Theobroma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Theobroma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theobroma)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/49 "2004-05-01T18:20:47Z")
Just butter? Heck, I have thawed a frozen syringe in there at work. (No needle, of course.) Usually I use my armpit, but when in a hurry and no guys in the pharmacy… Now that’s modern medicine! Nothing but the finest thawing equipment for our patients! Plus, it’s kinda refreshing. But I’ve got to admit, the dairy connection is delightfully ironic. Frozen butter pats…got to remember that. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/50 "2004-05-01T19:29:04Z")
Nice Big Ripe Melons. Barenaked Ladies and Scott Mills rock! I warmed butter in my boobies ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/51 "2004-05-01T19:40:35Z")
> [@Marvel](#): > > This is either very cleaver Why do you think they call it “Leave It To Cleaver”??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/52 "2004-05-01T21:57:02Z")
I recharged batteries by holding them in my armpits. That killed the thread yet :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/53 "2004-05-01T22:03:42Z")
> [@Pushkin](#): > > I recharged batteries by holding them in my armpits. That killed the thread yet :dubious: [aside]Funny! I was just thinking “why is it that I can’t pass up a 9 volt without sticking my tongue to it?”[/aside] wait. :dubious: EWWWWWWWWW! ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/54 "2004-05-01T23:11:57Z")
While I like warm buttered boobies as much as the next guy, I am still glad you did not use your boobies to warm _I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter_. I mean, think of the rumours… ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/55 "2004-05-01T23:23:49Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > How do you thaw a frozen hot dog? Put it in the microwave on defrost…oh never mind that’s not the answer you were looking for, eh? :o > [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > I am still glad you did not use your boobies to warm\* I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter\* That would be reserved for fake boobies only, since it’s not real, but made to look and taste like the real deal. ---
**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/56 "2004-05-02T00:56:16Z")
[QUOTE=Marvel] Of course, I remove them while I was still in the back because I didn’t want anyone to see me digging around my bosoms, and I’m sure THEY didn’t want to get an eyeful either. QUOTE] [minor hijack] A woman gave a dinner party and, with trepidation, invited her husband’s sister who was a lush. Before dinner the sister started loading up and it continued during dinner. The woman soon noticed that the sister was beginning to fall out of her V-neck dress. So, thinking quickly and without looking, she pointed to the front window and said, "Oh look out there everybody!’ While they were thus occupied she got the sister pretty much back into her dress and then looked up to find the other guest still gazing out into the front yard. She looked and out there were a couple of dogs busily reproducing their kind. [/minor hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/57 "2004-05-02T01:41:55Z")
That’s fantastic, **David**. > [@](#): > > When us guys want to warm up our butter or our soft candies, all we can use are armpits and buttcheeks. That might be just you- I’d never put any kind of food in my ass or armpits. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/58 "2004-06-24T22:41:47Z")
[minor hijack] A woman gave a dinner party and, with trepidation, invited her husband’s sister who was a lush. Before dinner the sister started loading up and it continued during dinner. The woman soon noticed that the sister was beginning to fall out of her V-neck dress. So, thinking quickly and without looking, she pointed to the front window and said, "Oh look out there everybody!’ While they were thus occupied she got the sister pretty much back into her dress and then looked up to find the other guest still gazing out into the front yard. She looked and out there were a couple of dogs busily reproducing their kind. [/minor hijack] Two space ships on “MST3K” are locked together lengthwise. Tom Servo: What are they doing, Joel? Joel: Telling secrets… Patty ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Means\_Go](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Green\_Means\_Go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Means_Go)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/59 "2004-06-25T02:16:27Z")
Originally Posted by Marvel Last night, I had three pats of butter in my cleavage. > [@Cervaise](#): > > Okay, it’s official, this sentence has justified my membership fee. 😃 ME TOO!! And I just signed up TODAY! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/60 "2004-06-25T02:23:31Z")
I once had to use prescription eardrops, and these eardrops had to be kept in the fridge. If you put the icy drops directly into your ears, it was excruciating. So I used the **Marvel** technique and warmed 'em up in my boobs first. Pretty handy, those mammaries . . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870.md?page=4)