# I warmed butter in my boobies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870 "2004-04-30T16:21:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/61 "2004-06-25T03:25:58Z")
We had a friend of the family who used her boobs to shuffle cards. ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/62 "2004-06-25T03:29:41Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > We had a friend of the family who used her boobs to shuffle cards. _Mumbles something about a stacked deck_ ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/63 "2004-06-25T07:13:01Z")
I’ve never packed my bra with butter, but my girls have had Starbursts and Hershey’s miniatures (Special Dark) nestled between them. I often tuck the lightbulb in between them when I need to get on the stepladder to change one, and it was a great place to put my highlighter when I was in law school. I feel that it has enhanced their sense of self-worth, having a purpose other than just being decorative. Now if only they would get the same kind of respect a penis gets! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/64 "2004-06-25T07:14:58Z")
Oops! I forgot to include my sig line. It’s pertinent to the discussion. ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/65 "2004-06-25T12:05:27Z")
I salute you, ladies of the SDMB!! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/66 "2004-06-25T12:19:25Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > Now if only they would get the same kind of respect a penis gets! Yep. Every man is a walking ring-toss game. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/67 "2004-06-25T13:03:22Z")
> [@Marvel](#): > > [minor hijack] A woman gave a dinner party and, with trepidation, invited her husband’s sister who was a lush. Before dinner the sister started loading up and it continued during dinner. The woman soon noticed that the sister was beginning to fall out of her V-neck dress. So, thinking quickly and without looking, she pointed to the front window and said, "Oh look out there everybody!’ While they were thus occupied she got the sister pretty much back into her dress and then looked up to find the other guest still gazing out into the front yard. She looked and out there were a couple of dogs busily reproducing their kind. [/minor hijack] The only problem with that story is that there was only one lush… unlike the dinner party I am throwing tonight, where everyone is a lush. But unfortunately, no one will be falling out of their dress. ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/68 "2004-06-25T18:56:20Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > Yep. Every man is a walking ring-toss game. See, a purpose besides being decorative! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870/69 "2004-06-25T19:10:32Z")
Sung to the tune of "I’m looking over a four-leafed clover: “I’m licking over Booby-warmed butter That I over-licked before …” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-warmed-butter-in-my-boobies/242870.md?page=3)