# I was at College Station today

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-at-college-station-today/202867>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-at-college-station-today/202867 "2003-09-20T23:30:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-at-college-station-today/202867/1 "2003-09-20T23:30:48Z")

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Yep. Spent the better part of the day outside on the golf course of Texas A&M. Most of it lying down, unconcious.

Anyone else be there today or are Aggies anyways?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-at-college-station-today/202867/2 "2003-09-20T23:38:08Z")

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How do you keep an Aggie occupied?

Tell him to alphabetize the M&Ms

What did the Aggie do on his wedding night?

Stayed in the bathroom all night waitng for the swelling to go down.

Why don’t Aggies like playing Texas Tech?

## Because they have T T on their helmets.

But, the Aggies revenge:  
What does a Longhorn say to an Aggie 10 years after graduation?

Yes, sir.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-at-college-station-today/202867/3 "2003-09-22T08:05:19Z")

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You’re funny, NoClueBoy. Besides, my parents raised me to be a Sooner. Heh.

Well, if anyone _was_ there today then they probably didn’t see me, since I didn’t stray very far from my spot. I would have liked to have been one of the people running though.
