# I was going to post a tasteless thread about the Obama's doin' it in the White House

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**Created:** [January 22, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398 "2009-01-22T02:56:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/21 "2009-01-22T08:22:11Z")

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> [@Indistinguishable](#):
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> No, it’d be " the Obamas’ "

This, or alternatively simply “the Obamas” with no apostrophe at all would have also worked.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/22 "2009-01-22T10:18:41Z")

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Even if she meant that “fist pound” thing… sexual connotations aside… She really considered that on par with the hugging, peck on the cheek, etc… that the Obamas are not afraid to show?

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/23 "2009-01-22T14:02:15Z")

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I’m pretty sure she knows what fisting is (as a “love expert”), and is probably so used to the word that she accidentally used it as a shortened version of “fist bumping”. Regardless, what a great visual to set the stage for the guy’s presidential term. On his first day, no less.

Either that, or she made a bet with someone that she could skillfully work the word into a conversation on national TV.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/24 "2009-01-22T14:21:43Z")

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Let’s fist again, like we did last summer…

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/25 "2009-01-22T14:33:45Z")

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Remember when GW went under for surgery and Cheney was president for a few hours? Yep. Lynn Cheney, and she used [protection.](http://blog.simslearningconnections.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/boxing-gloves.jpg) That’s why he’s such a big asshole.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/26 "2009-01-22T15:34:02Z")

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> [@clayton\_e](#):
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> Even if she meant that “fist pound” thing… sexual connotations aside.. She really considered that on par with the hugging, peck on the cheek, etc.. that the Obamas are not afraid to show?

I would. It’s adorable, and it’s an innocent way in which they can show private affection in public moments without being too PDA about it. It’s also less of a germ spreader than kissing, when you’ve been shaking hundreds of hands in an afternoon.

My preschooler’s become a “fist-bumper” when she feels too shy or pressured to give a kiss. (She also wants to know when we can go to the White House so she can play with Malia and Sasha.)

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/27 "2009-01-22T15:47:47Z")

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> [@Saintly\_Loser](#):
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> Apparently the Obamas are touching, kissing, even _fisting_. The White House will never be the same.

So this is what they meant by the Inaugural Balling.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/28 "2009-01-22T16:48:22Z")

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> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> Remember when GW went under for surgery and Cheney was president for a few hours? Yep. Lynn Cheney, and she used [protection.](http://blog.simslearningconnections.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/boxing-gloves.jpg) That’s why he’s such a big asshole.

Well that explains the need for a wheelchair. I wouldn’t be able to walk after that either.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/29 "2009-01-22T17:16:03Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> I’m 98% sure she has no idea what fisting means. Which makes her an idiot for not looking the term up before using it on-air. Does this remind anyone of the McDonalds commericals where people claimed they’d like to “hit that” while looking at fastfood?  
> why is there an apostrophe in the thread title?

Have you seen the lasted McD’s adds where the food is sitting at a table having a conversation about what to sell for $.99? The two apple pies are portrayed with teen-girl voices and get all excited about being available for such a good price, and one of the other voices says something like “woo-hoo - Pies Gone Wild” or something like that. I don’t know what’s worse - the reference to Girls Gone Wild in a McD’s ad, or the use of the word “Pies” in that context - also in a McD’s ad…:eek:

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/30 "2009-01-22T17:28:19Z")

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I’m not familiar with that usage of “pie”. When come back . . .

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/31 "2009-01-22T17:53:58Z")

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Here’s the Fox Detroit station’s program. Thankfully at the end, the interviewer said “When you said fisting, we should show them what you meant…” and they did a fist bump. I think they edited that in yesterday…🙂

> **[FOX 2 Detroit](https://www.fox2detroit.com)**
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> Detroit news, weather, sports, and traffic serving all of southeast Michigan and Metro Detroit. Watch breaking news live or see the latest videos from programs like The Nine, Let it Rip, and FOX 2 News.

You can fast forward through it if the Love Doctor’s saccharine voice gets to you.

I’ve not seen that McD’s apple pie commecial yet, but the Burger King commercials where the Whopper is telling his son, Whopper Jr., that he can’t sell himself for a buck are full of “ewwwww”. One example:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo8D7Iy1vHs)

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/32 "2009-01-22T19:24:04Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> I’m thinking Nixon was a man who clearly did not fist!

Actually, he was noted for frequent fisting in the [wiki uncylopedia](http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_W._Nixon):

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> Though not a great philosopher, nor even revolutionary of anal fisting, Nixon is given credit for popularizing it in the United States, through many State of the Union addresses, televised speeches, and by generally setting a good example. Many still consider his acts to be born of sympathy for his fellow human being, of a simple desire to make life better for everyone, but, as much that concerns Nixon’s life, the truth is somewhat darker.
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> . . . .
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> By reintroducing (so to speak) anal fisting into the public imagination, Nixon hoped to cut down on medical expenses . . . .

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/33 "2009-01-22T19:44:35Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> I’m not familiar with that usage of “pie”. When come back . . .

See entry 5 over [here](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pie)(link to urban [dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com)…)

> [@](#):
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> 1. pie: A female, or female sex organ, as in “pussy pie”.  
> _Dude let’s go get us some pie._

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/34 "2009-01-22T19:50:03Z")

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The Obamas’ll hardly be the pioneers in this area. I mean, how do you think Franklin Pierce got his last name?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/35 "2009-01-22T20:19:45Z")

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There was the funky that Grover Cleveland was into… and it sure as hell didn’t involve boiling water.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/36 "2009-01-22T21:22:40Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> There was the funky that Grover Cleveland was into… and it sure as hell didn’t involve boiling water.

…those are \*HIS \*steamers??

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/37 "2009-01-22T21:42:28Z")

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What’s a “Grover Steamer”?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/38 "2009-01-22T21:54:28Z")

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I can’t view the video. Can somebody summarize it?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/39 "2009-01-22T22:40:26Z")

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Talking Head Love Expert person: “…You also need to be affectionate, and you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well, they do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting with one another, and when they kiss one another, you notice, they actually look at one another…” yadda yadda yadda.

There is a remarkable amount of emphasis on the word “fisting” that makes it even funnier and less appropriate than how it reads there.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-going-to-post-a-tasteless-thread-about-the-obamas-doin-it-in-the-white-house/482398/40 "2009-01-22T22:51:19Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> What’s a “Grover Steamer”?

It involves blue felt.

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