# I was gonna put a clever title here, but then I got high **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 13, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183 "2006-03-13T16:39:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/1 "2006-03-13T16:39:59Z")
I was gonna put this in The Pit, but then I got high The thread was gonna be a big hit, but then I got high And now I’m in MPSSMIPSMMSP…and I know why! (For those of you watching at home: [linkey](http://www.lyrics007.com/Afroman%20Lyrics/Because%20I%20Got%20High%20Lyrics.html)) ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/2 "2006-03-13T16:42:49Z")
I was gonna post something witty… but… I forgot what… ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/3 "2006-03-13T16:48:41Z")
The videoclip to that song was my introduction to Jay and Silent Bob. Have you seen it? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/4 "2006-03-13T17:00:39Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > The videoclip to that song was my introduction to Jay and Silent Bob. Have you seen it? I was gonna get into that clip but then I got high Jay and Bob seemed like they’re really hip but then I got high So now I’m jammin to Andy Williams, and I know why! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/5 "2006-03-13T17:06:13Z")
You’ve got too much time on your hands, that’s why you get high. Living with that soul crushing witch, is another reason why. But if you don’t knock it off soon, the cops will come by. And then you’ll be dry, they’ll make you go dry, then you’ll be dry… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/6 "2006-03-13T18:02:54Z")
Have we got any munchies around here? _rifles through cabinet_ ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2006, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/7 "2006-03-13T19:03:53Z")
[Tried this recently.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=349206) Died. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/8 "2006-03-14T04:44:10Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > [Tried this recently.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=349206) Died. Yeah, I saw it then. I was gonna add to that thread before I got high I made a really clever verse for that thread before I got high But I passed out and it sank like lead and I know why… ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/9 "2006-03-14T05:46:18Z")
[Dobby wants to try…](http://www.thecg3.com/gothigh.html) ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-gonna-put-a-clever-title-here-but-then-i-got-high/348183/10 "2006-03-14T06:19:35Z")
Dude, you are totally bogarting the Cheez-Its again.