# I was making out with WHO? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614 "2003-02-26T12:12:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/1 "2003-02-26T12:12:06Z")
So I woke up this morning feeling a little unsettled, a little tense. As I made my lunch, I grabbed a peach out of the fridge and got one of those mental flashcard memories… a peach left behind in last night’s dream, because I was busy…snuggling and kissing…with, no! It couldn’t be! But it was. As I hung my head in shame, the memory solidified and I recalled my dream in all it’s disturbing glory. Last night I, a red-blooded American girl, made out with Saddam Hussein. :o How flipping insane is that!? I’m a traitor! I’m a freak! I’m also a little icked because, well–_ewwwww_—he’s at _least_ thirty years older than me and **really** not my type. (I need an “about to puke” smiley) So I’m distressed, understandably. I can’t be alone though, right? Surely there must be other people who’ve had dreamtime dalliances with less-than-ideal partners? Right…? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/2 "2003-02-26T12:16:58Z")
Like my mother? _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/3 "2003-02-26T12:20:01Z")
I dreamed once that a good friend of mine and my SO were in cahoots, trying to get me in bed with the two of them. They were fully clothed but their intentions were obvious and I woke up extremely disturbed…it was so real it made seeing my friend at work that day a little odd. And I dreamed last night that all my teeth were made of chalk…and dissolved in my mouth. (Just thought I’d throw that in there to show you how utterly foolish and pointless dreams are. Saddam Luver. ;)) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/4 "2003-02-26T12:40:29Z")
Can’t believe I’m going to toss this out there, but what the heck. Some years back, before I was married, I had an extremely erotic dream involving me and, literally, the girl next door! :eek: Apparently I harbor a lesbian fantasy about the girl who lived next door to us when I was a kid. GAH! This is especially weird when you consider that I haven’t seen her since 1973, and I never really liked her all that much - she was a bit of a brat. Granted, not as bizarre as tonsil hockey with Saddam… ---
**Author:** ![MissBungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MissBungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBungle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/5 "2003-02-26T13:23:15Z")
I once dreamt I was making babies WITH PRINCE CHARLES. I was about 18 at the time. It totally disturbed me. I dreamt about my brother too. It made me feel a wee bit better about the Prince Charles thing. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/6 "2003-02-26T13:37:55Z")
Feeling slightly better… The family-member ones are definitely shudder worthy. And **FCM** , if it comforts _you_ at all, I frequently have dreams about one kid I went to elementary school with. He was a total putz and I haven’t seen him in at least twelve years, so where that comes from I have NO idea. Not quite as exciting as your tawdry lesbian schoolgirl affair, but then again–what is? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/7 "2003-02-26T13:58:22Z")
I’ve noticed a strange thing that started happening in my dreams when I started seeing my current boyfriend. Before, my dreams would semi-regularly be visited by men. Good-looking, very nice, very hot, very desireable, very willing men. They were nice dreams. Now, my dreams are semi-regularly visited by good-looking, hot, desireable, willing men… and more often than not, I tell them “Sorry, I’m seeing someone already”. Damn me and my over-active conscience. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/8 "2003-02-26T14:17:52Z")
Wow. Nearly all of my dreams are about being hunted/stabbed/decomposing or witnessing the end of the world. Making out with an evil dictator doesn’t sound so bad. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/9 "2003-02-26T14:20:21Z")
Dude, me and **Darryl Hall** (a la Hall & Oates) had it goin’ ON the other night . . . :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/10 "2003-02-26T15:05:49Z")
Two nights ago, I dreamed that my teeth were falling out, bit by bit. Last night, I dreamed I was a, erm, prostitute having sex. :eek: I don’t remember with who…but, looking at this thread, maybe that’s a blessing. ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/11 "2003-02-26T15:28:49Z")
My cat. I was eight. Shut up. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/12 "2003-02-26T15:33:30Z")
Xavier’s cat. I was 38. No, seriously, shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/13 "2003-02-26T15:33:31Z")
**Xavier** – hahahahahaahahahahahaha. ::leans on knees to keep from falling over:: Your cat? ::wheezes:: Whew, boy. That was a nice one.😛 _I_ would have never dreamt of such things when I was eight. Whew. You _weirdo_, you! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/14 "2003-02-26T15:33:52Z")
Why do I feel like I’m the only normal person here. When I have dreams like that I always dream I’m trapped on a tropical island with the Sweedish Womens Syncronized Bartending Bikini Team. Ok, well I’m not sure if that was what they called themselves, they were bartenders and they were in bikinis. ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/15 "2003-02-26T15:43:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MissBungle \* > **I once dreamt I was making babies WITH PRINCE CHARLES.** Good God, until you mentioned it, I’d managed to forget that I’d had this dream. Ack. When I was in junior high, I had a dream that I was She-Ra and I was “doing it” with He-Man on the cold stone floor at the Crystal Castle. Isn’t he supposed to be She-Ra’s brother?!? ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/16 "2003-02-26T16:02:02Z")
I dreamt that I was getting it on with one of the other mothers in my childbirth class. She’s nice and all, but not my type. Plus she’s female. And we were both bloated pregnant. I made the mistake of telling my husband. I am still friends with this woman and every once in awhile he’ll make a crack. Jackass. I’d chalk it up to pregnancy hormones, bella. Your mind on pregnancy hormones is like a mind on crack. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/17 "2003-02-26T16:29:22Z")
You made out with the entire World Health Organization? Wow! ---
**Author:** ![Leifsmama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Leifsmama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leifsmama)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/18 "2003-02-26T17:06:51Z")
Oh man, when I was preggers I laid down with half of Hollywood nightly! That is when I wasn’t dreaming that I was giving birth to a talking kitten who made me feel very guilty because I didn’t love it like I would’ve loved a human baby ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/19 "2003-02-26T17:11:55Z")
A chimp. Does the fact that in the dream, I was also a chimp, make it less perverted? ---
**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/20 "2003-02-26T17:23:11Z")
_Saddam Hussein_?!? You, my lady, have a twisted mind! 😃 I can understand how this was disturbing, but what exactly were the two of you doing with that peach? Me, I was making out with Antonio Banderas last night on a sunny beach in Iceland. There were palm trees, too. Of course, this was _after_ we had gone to investigate the waterfall at the end of the world in a small wooden boat. (I was really curious about it, because everyone knows the world isn´t flat and surrounded by a waterfall, it´s a sphere, but there´s this small waterfall somewhere behind Iceland, you know, the one the vikings were afraid of - and I wanted to see in which direction the water falls “down” from a sphere…) I also once saved Yitzak Rabins life when he had a heart attack when he was staying in my room on the spare guest mattress. But that was an actual kiss of life, not an excuse for smooching… So no, I don´t consider your dream weird. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614.md?page=2)