# I was making out with WHO?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 26, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614 "2003-02-26T12:12:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/21 "2003-02-26T17:26:22Z")

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**belladonna** , don’t worry. He’s not such a bad guy. A couple weeks back he went sailing with me. He was witty and charming. We drank beer and talked about the lake.

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**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/22 "2003-02-26T17:51:56Z")

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I had a dream awhile ago in which I made out with my bisexual, female, if-I-liked-girls-I’d-want-her best friend. I’m thoroughly not attracted to women, but I recognize that she’s hot. But she’s my best friend, so… eh. I’m 19, and that was my first ever lesbian make-out dream. The weird thing was that the making-out-with-her dream was actually a dream-within-a-dream, it seems, since in the dream I woke up and had a conversation with my friend about how I had a dream in which I made out with her. Then I woke up for real, and I honestly wasn’t sure if I had told her about the dream or not. Must be weird to have your friend come up to you and say “Did I tell you I dreamed about making out with you? I can’t remember.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/23 "2003-02-26T18:06:58Z")

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The only bad thing about making out with WHO is I keep getting these weird strains of ebola…what?

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/24 "2003-02-26T18:27:21Z")

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The odd thing about my erotic dreams is that my husband almost never features in them. And I can only think of one “famous” person who’s made an appearance, and he isn’t even that famous (he’s a sportscaster). And I know his wife, which really made waking up from the dream icky.

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**Author:** ![TJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@TJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJay)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/25 "2003-02-26T18:43:53Z")

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Originally posted by AuRa:

> [@](#):
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> Now, my dreams are semi-regularly visited by good-looking, hot, desireable, willing men… and more often than not, I tell them “Sorry, I’m seeing someone already”. Damn me and my over-active conscience.

I have the same problem, AuRa, but in my dreams I’m just about to get down to a hot, sweaty session with George Clooney, Thom from Blink 182 (don’t know why he showed up!), etc and my hubbie starts walking up the stairs - every single time! I always end up having to get the other guy to jump out of the window, and my hubbie never finds out.

Hubbie is very proud of the fact that he can stop me from committing adultery even in my own dreams - is nothing sacred?

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**Author:** ![BodiceRipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@BodiceRipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BodiceRipper)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/26 "2003-02-26T18:51:13Z")

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i am blessed (cursed?) with very vivid dreams, which i almost always remember the next day. i talk in my sleep quite a bit, too, unfortunately. once i was dreaming about a hot and steamy session with my best friend’s brother (with whom i clandestinely had one wild night of passion 10 years ago), only to be elbowed awake by my husband who wanted to know who “Steve” was.

oops.

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**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/27 "2003-02-26T19:15:14Z")

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Night before last I dreamed that I was making out all hot and heavy with … Adam West.

And then he ended up ditching me and leaving me waiting while he went to a sleazy bar for a drinking-and-darts contest.

THAT’S one that I haven’t told anybody IRL…

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/28 "2003-02-26T20:52:27Z")

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The only one that I can recall is the dream I had waaaaaaaay back in high school were I dreamt that I tongue tangoing with my girlfriend’s best friend. For some reason I still remember the dress the best friend was wearing. And that her hair was wet.

Huh.

This year, that same best friend will be my date to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. I sure hope her hair won’t be wet.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/29 "2003-02-27T00:01:02Z")

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I thought you were making out with the World Health Organization. I hope you used protection! 😉

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**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/30 "2003-02-27T00:45:37Z")

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I remember dreaming once about making out with a teenage girl, probably about 17. I closed my eyes and when I opened them I was having sex with a 4 year old boy. It scared me awake. That’s the most disturbing dream I’ve ever had, unless you count the one about the ex-girlfriend cutting a slit in her belly and keeping an ashtray in it. Or the girl with vaginal dentition; you know, like a trout has teeth in its throat. Or the girl with the H.R. Geiger-style robotic vagina. Of course, those girls were trying to kill me with their vaginas and the last one kept leaking automatic transmission fluid so there was NO WAY I was going down on her, even if she was very sweet and pretty. Especially with those tire tracks on her inner thigh. I’m gonna stop now.

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**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/31 "2003-02-27T00:53:02Z")

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I am with **Gorgon Heap**. I dreamt I was a steamroller, and I squished anyone and everyone I didn’t like.

CRUNCH! SPLAT!

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**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/32 "2003-02-27T01:05:25Z")

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I had a dream back in 2000 that I got dirty with…

George W. Bush.

Yuckkkk!

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/33 "2003-02-27T02:25:27Z")

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You want embarrassing? You should see some of my ACTUAL dalliances. I don’t have beer goggles, I have a vodka visor. I’ve actually devised a code word. When I hysterically squeak “BLUEBIRD” and dive under a table, my friends have learned to ask “Where?”, point and laugh.

Ok, and I also once had a VERY disturbing dream involving a parental figure. But the extent and idenity thereof shall only be known to myself and my therepist. Something about anxiety over a fight I had with said parental figure. Still made me feel icky all over, though.

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**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/34 "2003-02-27T02:26:34Z")

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I had this dream that I was in a sleazy bar having a drinking-and-darts contest with Adam West. Kicking his ass, too. I’m guessing **Gravity** was causing his depravity.

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/35 "2003-02-27T02:32:25Z")

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I win:

When I was 19 or so I dreamt I was making out with. . .  
my identical twin sister.  
But then, I the dream, I got distracted by the family cocker spaniel. I woke up laughing as this last plot twist was just over the top.

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**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/36 "2003-02-27T04:00:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by capybara \*  
> \*\*I win:
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> When I was 19 or so I dreamt I was making out with. . .  
> my identical twin sister.  
> But then, I the dream, I got distracted by the family cocker spaniel. I woke up laughing as this last plot twist was just over the top. \*\*

wait… I think I saw that movie… 😉

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/37 "2003-02-27T04:45:15Z")

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I’ll take the talking kitten, \*\* Leifsmama \*\*.

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**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/38 "2003-02-27T05:17:14Z")

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Tony Blair, and no of course I don’t fancy him.

But couldn’t Belladonna, HerMajestyLorna and me get together in bed tonight and sort this damn crisis out?

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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/39 "2003-02-27T05:40:36Z")

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I dreamt I got it on with my FIL. Eeeeew.

I felt like scrubbing in disinfectant when I woke up.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/40 "2003-02-27T06:52:59Z")

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I dunno about the rest of you, but given what **oldscratch** has done while wide awake makes me want to know what he’s done in his dreams…

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