# I was making out with WHO? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614 "2003-02-26T12:12:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/41 "2003-02-27T07:11:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Q.N. Jones: \*\*When I was in junior high, I had a dream that I was She-Ra and I was “doing it” with He-Man on the cold stone floor at the Crystal Castle. Isn’t he supposed to be She-Ra’s brother?!? Geez, [what _were_ you drinking?](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/he_man.jpg) I’m glad others have admitted to The Parent Dream. It makes me feel a fraction less like scraping the inside of my skull out with steel-wool to know that I’m not alone there. A really small fraction, but it’s something. Significantly less flesh-creepingly horrible, I had a really weird one about getting a freak on with Officer Faith Yokas from _Third Watch_. I don’t mean Molly Price, it was Yokas for sure – the boots, baton, and handcuffs established the identity well beyond any equivocation. Oh yeah, and the glee with which she was cracking my ribs. It was a pretty good dream, actually. I suppose an analyst would say that I have issues with authority, but I think it’s more likely that Molly Price has just really made an impression on me as a total hottie. Not many erotic dreams include that “Did I just hear a bone break?” feeling, though. In my experience, anyway. What? ---
**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/42 "2003-02-27T07:32:47Z")
My subconscious mind is apparently very conservative and out to make sure that I have no fun whatsoever in my dreams (much like my conscious mind in regards to real life). For instance, I was trapped in a cage on wheels with two of my very beautiful coworkers. They were naked. However, the fun parts were heavily coated with soap suds. And there was a short Mexican guy in the cage with us; I have no idea what the heck that was supposed to represent. In another dream, I was on a date with Chelsea Clinton back when her pop was still the president. I was about to get to first base when the Secret Service burst into the room and went medieval on me. I’ve had a few dreams where my fantasical love interest was a guy. Freaked me out the first time it happened ('cause I was in junior high and it was best friend). Now, however, when they happen I just complain that I can’t get any dream action from the guys or girls. I mean, come on, subconscious! Give me something! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614/43 "2003-02-27T07:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > **I’m glad others have admitted to The Parent Dream. It makes me feel a fraction less like scraping the inside of my skull out with steel-wool to know that I’m not alone there. A really small fraction, but it’s something.** I’ll try and make you feel a little better. After waking up from _the dream_ I was really groggy and it took me several minutes to realize that it was a dream and not a memory. Really freaked me out. I felt really awkward all day but thankfully wasn’t able to remember anything beyond the basic premise of the dream. Oddly enough the dream where I was covering myself with my own feces was more disturbing. I never would have thought a more disturbing dream could exist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-making-out-with-who/157614.md?page=2)