# I Was Offered Sex For Homework Last Night! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938 "2002-10-26T02:59:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/21 "2002-10-26T16:54:04Z")
Yeah, it would bug me. Being an actually intelligent person who can do their work without resorting to the only other thing in my favor. Reminds me of a story I heard of (not true, I don’t think) a girl failing a class, who never came to class, did homework, or studied for tests, who on the day of her final offered to sleep with her professor in exchange for a good grade. He of coruse said, no, and then out of curiosity looked up her record. It appeared she’d done the same thing to pretty much everyone she had, and had failed every class…except for one. She was getting an A in ethics. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/22 "2002-10-26T17:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Deal with it! Get a life! Get over it! Talk to the hand! Roofle! Roofle? ---
**Author:** ![Kaboodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kaboodle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaboodle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/23 "2002-10-26T18:31:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PunditLisa \* > \*\* > > Roofle? \*\* You’re aware of the acronym ROFL for Rolling On the Floor Laughing. Say ROFL out loud. Spell it how you say it. (I’ve seen it spelled Roffle.) That’s my guess. ---
**Author:** ![Snugglebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snugglebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snugglebear)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/24 "2002-10-26T20:39:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > \*\*When I was teaching at the college level, I had a rather toothsome young man tell me he’d do _anything_ for an “A” – and it was pretty damn clear what he meant. > > Didn’t take him up on it. > > (ps, I’m female, if that’s relevant) \*\* What? You don’t like the young stuff? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snugglebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snugglebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snugglebear)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/25 "2002-10-26T20:44:53Z")
Personally Seeker Tweeker, I wouldn’t count on her saying that as a hidden message that she wants your body. I think it was a statement of how desperate she was not to fail. I said the same kinda things when I was a teenager. Maby you could offer to help her with her homework. Perhaps you two will get together…But if you think of her as a whore you’ll never respect her and I’m sure she’ll get plenty of that as is… (What is a respectable whore?) ---
**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/26 "2002-10-26T23:04:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j\_kat\_251 \* > \*\*Deal with it! Get a life! Get over it! Talk to the hand! Roofle! > > Anyone who uses the above phrases is automatically labelled dickhead in my book. It’s just pissy. \*\* [hijack]A “friend” of mine sent me an email that said simply “get over it.” A had approach him with a totally legitimate complaint (he had given the organization he worked for my email and they were sending me spam), and I was wondering if I was off-base to consider this almost equivalent to “f\*ck off.”[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/27 "2002-10-26T23:28:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > \*\*When I was teaching at the college level, I had a rather toothsome young man tell me he’d do _anything_ for an “A” – and it was pretty damn clear what he meant. > > Didn’t take him up on it. > > (ps, I’m female, if that’s relevant) \*\* Oh, c’mon now. Many are the Temple University teachers who have dipped their ladle into unspoken waters. 😃 Besides, I got an 88 DESPITE your refusal !!! \<-----slinking away. Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/28 "2002-10-27T04:43:46Z")
> [@](#): > > could I please help her and do some of her homework… blah blah blah… she was gonna fail… bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan… please, she’d do anything… ANYTHING Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes (and perhaps this would have made for a good response, too), in which a female student is trying to make such an offer to her teacher, in hopes of receiving a passing grade… She: “I’d do anything!” He (softly): “Anything?” She (breathlessly): “ANYTHING!!” He: Would you… study? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/29 "2002-10-27T12:50:25Z")
Man loses bet to woman, shows up at her door, has to do whatever she says he has to do. The only rule is that she can only speak 3 words the entire time. He’s anticipating a night of D/S. He gazes at her with desire yet fear. She is dressed not quite to kill, but certainly to maim. He asks what she demands of him. She licks her lips softly, and turns sideways, offering a spectacular profile in the flickering firelight. She takes a breath, and whispers the words that will forever change his life : > [@](#): > > Paint My House. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/30 "2002-10-27T14:07:11Z")
I had a discussion with an english teacher at a community college. He says he gets _at least_ one offer of a blowjob for an A every semester. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/31 "2002-10-27T16:30:49Z")
[sub]Note to self: Complete graduate degree; send resumés out to colleges[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/32 "2002-10-27T16:38:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > \*\* > > I am so sick of your atitude on this Mr. C! Now shut the hell up and pay me the $200 you owe me! > > 😛 \*\* How about we work out an…alternate method of payment? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eidolon909](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce7236/32.png) [@Eidolon909](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eidolon909)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/33 "2002-10-27T18:28:36Z")
The fact that she’s a candy-kid raver should explain it all to you. She’s probably done far worse things at Rave’s while rolling-hard. You know… girls, guys, mix-matching… seen it all. So should you have. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/34 "2002-10-27T19:14:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I had a discussion with an english teacher at a community college. He says he gets at least one offer of a blowjob for an A every semester. Really? I teach in the Computer Science department at my university, and I have about 200-300 students each term (programming classes, mostly). Never gotten such an offer. Perhaps I’m in the wrong field… 😉 (but only kidding… really…). I do have plenty of students that try to cheat their way through, though. It’s not an “Easy A” course. ---
**Author:** ![SeekerTweaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@SeekerTweaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekerTweaker)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/35 "2002-10-27T19:26:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eidolon909 \* > \*\*The fact that she’s a candy-kid raver should explain it all to you. > > She’s probably done far worse things at Rave’s while rolling-hard. > > You know… girls, guys, mix-matching… seen it all. So should you have. \*\* Well, I don’t necessarily disagree in this case, but all kandy kids are not like that. Heck, I was one for quite a while and they’re still my favorite ravers… they beat the heck out of most hardcore junglists and hip-hoppers. The one and only time I rolled I ended up in a vicks-coated makeout situation with both genders, so I also see your point there. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/36 "2002-10-27T23:05:12Z")
Yes but what kind of homework was involved? Was is math or english? Because if somebody wanted me to do their trig homework then a bj would be required. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938/37 "2002-10-28T01:36:21Z")
Oh for God’s sake. So she said someting. Clarify it. If she’s serious, help her, and then fuck her if you’re so inclined, or don’t if you’re not. Everybody fucks. Sometimes the reasons aren’t as pure as “having fun”. Big Goddamn deal, get over it. One thing you need to do is ignore the self righteous post of someone like happyheathen who takes great pleasure in calling her a whore. Judgement is for losers who aren’t sure of themselves. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-offered-sex-for-homework-last-night/133938.md?page=1)