# I Was Shown This Disgusting Baptist Website Thread By A Friend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454 "2013-09-09T22:45:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SeanHallam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SeanHallam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeanHallam)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/1 "2013-09-09T22:45:24Z")
It seems as if this “Good Christian tortured and murdered his wife”. It came from Cult like Baptist website. > [@](#): > > Sadly, my wife Ethel has died under mysterious circumstances and no doubt arrived in Hell by now for her previous sins, archived below: > The circumstances surrounding her death were admittedly strange. She was found in my yard, buried up to her waist, with a circle drawn around her, apparently stoned to death by unknown persons. Neither my sons nor myself witnessed any suspicious persons in the area. Since this incident occured within thirty six hours of my discovery of her involvement in lesbian, amputee pornography, the Lord no doubt responded to my prayers by sending a vigilante over to stone Ethel to death, Biblical style. > … > > Anyway, now Ethel has a clean slate. She is so blessed to have a second chance with her husband and with the Lord! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/2 "2013-09-09T22:47:17Z")
Link to site, please? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/3 "2013-09-09T22:48:09Z")
A search on the first few words brings up the Landover forum. It’s a parody site. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/4 "2013-09-09T22:48:56Z")
Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/5 "2013-09-09T22:49:26Z")
It almost reads like satire. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/6 "2013-09-09T22:51:06Z")
OP got whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/7 "2013-09-09T23:23:32Z")
> [@Claverhouse](#): > > It almost reads like satire. There’s a reason for that. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/8 "2013-09-09T23:33:43Z")
> [@Claverhouse](#): > > It almost reads like satire. get serious. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/9 "2013-09-10T12:01:30Z")
**Sean Hallam** , please don’t cut and paste huge amounts of material from any source. You may quote a brief extract, but then provide a link. **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/10 "2013-09-10T12:57:22Z")
> [@SeanHallam](#): > > It seems as if this “Good Christian tortured and murdered his wife”. It came from Cult like Baptist website. It is not a ‘cult like baptist website’ - as others have mentioned, its a parody site similar to ‘The Onion’. None of the postings there are meant to be taken seriously (other than as serious satire), and if you honestly thought they were, well, thats a different topic of discussion altogether. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-shown-this-disgusting-baptist-website-thread-by-a-friend/668454/11 "2013-09-10T13:14:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Link to site, please? [Landover Baptist (parody) site.](http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=48175)