# I was wrong, it DOES get worse

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989 "2001-05-01T20:37:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989/21 "2001-05-02T03:36:08Z")

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Q: Why can’t gangs of red wolves enter India from the north?

A: Because there are no red wolves in that northern region. Every Pakistan.

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Joe: This rooster here I brought back from India actually produces his own eggs.

Moe: That’s nonsense. Roosters are male!

Joe: Maybe so, but Himalaya.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989/22 "2001-05-02T03:41:47Z")

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Don’t let all the naysayers keep you from enjoying this thread.

Curry on!

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989/23 "2001-05-02T03:45:31Z")

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It was so wrong. So very wrong.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989/24 "2001-05-02T03:49:29Z")

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_groans_ Oh god that was bad…

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989/25 "2001-05-02T10:52:00Z")

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teach me to pun like you … I have no apparant punning talents _pout_

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989/26 "2001-05-02T14:10:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Cyn missed a chance with**  
> It was so wrong. So very wrong.

Don’t you mean:  
“It was sarong…”

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**Author:** ![beefymeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-was-wrong-it-does-get-worse/63989/27 "2001-05-02T14:30:57Z")

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Did you hear?

MTV hired a new video-jockey of Indian descent. He had previously established himself as quite a skilled golfer; unfortunately, his vocal talents were not “on par” with his golf game.  
He was fired because nobody could stand to hear the Vijay Singh.

I know you’re out there, I can hear you breathing! But seriously, folks…

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