# I wasn't asking for medical advice, Czarcasm

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920 "2005-10-12T17:50:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/61 "2005-10-13T13:31:05Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> The thread has been retitled and bumped.

I made a difference! I made a difference!

_:: sniff ::_

I’d like to thank all the [del]jack-booted[/del] saintly mods who made this possible …

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/62 "2005-10-13T13:38:40Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Putting your nose further up the administration’s ass may warm your little sycophant heart,

I always like this way of saying that.

You’re so far up Zotti’s arse, you can see Tuba’s feet 😉

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/63 "2005-10-13T14:25:26Z")

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> [@GoogleAd](#):
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> Ginger  
> Buy Direct & Save on Ginger Co products. Low prices Free Shipping!

Now the Google ads are giving medical advice! What’s the policy on that?

Just wanted to throw in one more hijack.

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**Author:** ![Ink\_a\_dink\_a\_dink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@Ink\_a\_dink\_a\_dink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ink_a_dink_a_dink)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/64 "2005-10-13T22:50:57Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Whatever you do, don’t post that condoms aren’t a 100% effective barrier to disease transmission during sex or they will ban you.

But they’re not. And whomever would ban you for that is incredibly misinformed.

Inky

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/65 "2005-10-13T23:00:19Z")

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> [@Giant\_Spongess](#):
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> Okay…anyone want to tell the clueless noob _why_ **handy** wasn’t allowed to post anything medical?

If I recall, he sometimes posted incorrect information which ran the gamut from ignorant and useless to potentially dangerous.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/66 "2005-10-13T23:01:37Z")

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> [@Ink a dink a dink](#):
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> But they’re not. And whomever would ban you for that is incredibly misinformed.

That’s not why Handy was banned. Given his track record of repeatedly giving out not only wrong, but dangerous medical advice, he was warned not to post _any_ sort of medical advice. He continued to post medical advice. He got banned.

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/67 "2005-10-13T23:03:03Z")

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BTW **WeirdDave** , the above post is in no way a defense of the moderator’s actions surrounding Handy. (nor is it an attack. It’s a neutral statement.)

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/68 "2005-10-13T23:03:12Z")

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> [@Purd Werfect](#):
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> If I recall, he sometimes posted incorrect information which ran the gamut from ignorant and useless to potentially dangerous.

Actually, that would describe about 96% of his posts, but that’s a whole 'nother thread.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/69 "2005-10-13T23:23:29Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> That’s not why Handy was banned. Given his track record of repeatedly giving out not only wrong, but dangerous medical advice, he was warned not to post _any_ sort of medical advice. He continued to post medical advice. He got banned.

Try telling [that](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6678032&postcount=13) to **Weirddave**. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/70 "2005-10-13T23:44:19Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> That’s not why Handy was banned. Given his track record of repeatedly giving out not only wrong, but dangerous medical advice, he was warned not to post _any_ sort of medical advice. He continued to post medical advice. He got banned.

“Condoms are not 100% effective against STDs” is not any type of medical advice. It is a pure statement of fact. I’m not defending Handy, he contributed very little to the boards. That doesn’t meant that I can’t look at the “reason” given for his banning and say “that’s bullshit”. They were looking for an excuse to ban Handy, and instead of waiting for him to step over the line, as he undoubtedly would have done, they made one up. It was a poor moderating decision.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/71 "2005-10-14T00:32:37Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> They were looking for an excuse to ban Handy, and instead of waiting for him to step over the line, as he undoubtedly would have done, they made one up. It was a poor moderating decision.

Nah. **Handy** was told that he could play so long as he _never posted anything medical._

He then posted about stuff about how the utility of condoms was related to how the size of a virus compared with a human egg and asserted that it was impossible for a woman to conceive during her period – it was, in fact, typical **handy** dribble. Even if he was right on the money, he wasn’t told that he could only stay if he never posted anything outrageously unhelpful or incorrect on a health topic – he was told that he had to _STFU entirely_ about everything related to human health – because he was a notorious vector of misinformation.

What was the correct thing to do? “Well, **handy** is posting on a health topic again, but it’s not life-threatening misinformation this time, just some basic misinformation about safe sex combined with a little bizarre confusion about how conception takes place at all, and tempered with one commonsensical fact. Let’s just let this one slide and wait for him to post something _really_ dangerous again.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/72 "2005-10-14T00:58:23Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> “Condoms are not 100% effective against STDs” is not any type of medical advice. It is a pure statement of fact.

As **Larry** says, that’s irrelevant. **Handy** was not prohibited from providing medical advice, true or not; he was prohibited from participating in medical threads in in any way, shape, or form. Given the that the vast bulk of what he posted on any topic was misinformation, that was legitimate, rather than having the mods have to analyze every post of his to see whether or not that particular one was true. IMO, he should have been prohibited from posting in GQ on any subject long before that.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/73 "2005-10-14T01:01:28Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> he was a notorious vector of misinformation.

Even if this is true-and I’ll grant you that it is-anyone who takes medical advise from a stranger on the internet is a double dipped moron who deserves any and everything that happens to them. THAT should be the policy of the boards regarding medical advice.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/74 "2005-10-14T01:07:40Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Even if this is true-and I’ll grant you that it is-anyone who takes medical advise from a stranger on the internet is a double dipped moron who deserves any and everything that happens to them. THAT should be the policy of the boards regarding medical advice.

So we should ban people asking for medical advice? :dubious:

Or should the board’s policy be that anyone who does what is suggested be banned?

What are you trying to convince us of here?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/75 "2005-10-14T01:12:45Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> What are you trying to convince us of here?

I think he’s saying that the restriction on asking for medical advice is pointless and that people should take responsibility for understanding the risks of doing so, and take any such advice proferred at their own risk. In some ways, I agree with that stance. But I can also understand The Reader wanting to cover its ass.

But, what do _I_ know? I’m too busy masturbating furiously.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/76 "2005-10-14T01:13:04Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> So we should ban people asking for medical advice? :dubious:
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> Or should the board’s policy be that anyone who does what is suggested be banned?
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> What are you trying to convince us of here?

Nobody should be banned. If someone wants to ask for medical advice, let them. If someone else tells them to drink kerosene, that’s fine. If they drink the kerosene, they deserve what they get.

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/77 "2005-10-14T01:18:40Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Nobody should be banned. If someone wants to ask for medical advice, let them. If someone else tells them to drink kerosene, that’s fine. If they drink the kerosene, they deserve what they get.

I agree with this completely.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/78 "2005-10-14T01:34:15Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Even if this is true-and I’ll grant you that it is-anyone who takes medical advise from a stranger on the internet is a double dipped moron who deserves any and everything that happens to them.

Sheesh, Dave…that may be true, and probably IS true, but if a particular person is consistantly posting incorrect medical information as if it is fact and the people who are in charge of the place where that person is doing this are aware of it …don’t they have a responsibility to stop him/her from DOING it? That is what I thought they were trying to do when they forbade **handy** from posting in ANY medical threads. He did it so pervasively, and posted so prolifically, that it would have been extremely time consuming to follow him around and stop him…and I’m sure they DO have lives they’d like to participate in, you know?

He was warned not to post in medical threads ever again, or he’d be banned. He chose to disregard the warning, and they banned him. I never had a problem with him, but I do feel that if a poster is warned that they are not to do something again and they continue to do it…they have asked for whatever action the people who run the place feel is necessary.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/79 "2005-10-14T01:39:13Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Nobody should be banned. If someone wants to ask for medical advice, let them. If someone else tells them to drink kerosene, that’s fine. If they drink the kerosene, they deserve what they get.

So, basically, you favor anarchy?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wasnt-asking-for-medical-advice-czarcasm/325920/80 "2005-10-14T01:48:43Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> If someone wants to ask for medical advice, let them. If someone else tells them to drink kerosene, that’s fine. If they drink the kerosene, they deserve what they get.

I could get behind that, if such a policy weren’t likely to mean the end of the boards when some mouthbreathing jackass tried soaking in bleach to get rid of pubic lice and sued over it.

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