# I went and saw Eragon. Read this before you do. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 16, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377 "2006-12-16T05:42:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/61 "2006-12-18T16:40:42Z")
[QUOTE=jali] I saw it on Saturday and I enjoyed it. No accounting for taste, huh? [/QUOTE] Heh… Me too. I saw it with a friend who had just read the book, and I had to endure a constant stream of, “that’s different, that’s not in the book, now they’re just making things up”. My expectations were low enough that I was pleasantly surprised. As long as it was better than a Saturday afternoon movie on SciFi, that was good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/62 "2006-12-18T16:53:06Z")
Iggins - not to appear dismissive of what you choose to do with your time, but there are so many good books/films/TV programmes out there that I can’t help but wonder why you aren’t in the process of seeking and enjoying them, rather than settling for the wank that is Eragon or Saturday television on the Sci-Fi channel. A few suggestions (don’t know if you’ve tried any of these): TV - The remake of Battlestar Galactica - amazing, does “shades of grey” morality better than anything I’ve seen since Bablyon 5 (which you should also see), Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Dr Who, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama. Books - anything written by Ursula Leguin, Garth Nix, Neal Stephenson, JK Rowling, the first 20 books written by Terry Prachett (they get variable after that), the writings of Tolkien (admittedly it’s quite hard going but worth it if you can persevere through the writing style), Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett, the Child Garden by Geoff Ryman, Illuminatus by Robert Anton Wilson (similarly Schroedingers Cat), the triology by Trudy Canaven - the list is endless. Films - without knowing your tastes I won’t recommend as I’m into either tacky blockbusters or quite obscure independent cinema depending on how I’m feeling. I stress this is meant to be genuinely helpful, not condescending or ridiculing of your tastes in any way. IP ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/63 "2006-12-18T17:03:53Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] Iggins - not to appear dismissive of what you choose to do with your time, but there are so many good books/films/TV programmes out there that I can’t help but wonder why you aren’t in the process of seeking and enjoying them, rather than settling for the wank that is Eragon or Saturday television on the Sci-Fi channel. A few suggestions (don’t know if you’ve tried any of these): TV - The remake of Battlestar Galactica - amazing, does “shades of grey” morality better than anything I’ve seen since Bablyon 5 (which you should also see), Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Dr Who, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama. Books - anything written by Ursula Leguin, Garth Nix, Neal Stephenson, JK Rowling, the first 20 books written by Terry Prachett (they get variable after that), the writings of Tolkien (admittedly it’s quite hard going but worth it if you can persevere through the writing style), Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett, the Child Garden by Geoff Ryman, Illuminatus by Robert Anton Wilson (similarly Schroedingers Cat), the triology by Trudy Canaven - the list is endless. Films - without knowing your tastes I won’t recommend as I’m into either tacky blockbusters or quite obscure independent cinema depending on how I’m feeling. I stress this is meant to be genuinely helpful, not condescending or ridiculing of your tastes in any way. IP [/QUOTE] Heh… Actually, I watch most of those things you mention (I watch too much TV, generally), and have a very eclectic taste in media entertaiment. I wouldn’t have even watched Eragon, but for my friend wanting to go, and also needing to get out of the house, as my wife and I had been remodeling the bath all weekend. I figured since I was going, I might as well try to enjoy it. Also, more seriously, I tend to take movies at face value - I’m not usually too concerned that a film be slavishly faithful to source material, as long as it’s reasonably well done - decent dialogue, script, acting, etc… The only movies that have really made me mad are the Star Wars prequels! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/64 "2006-12-18T19:07:07Z")
Am i the only who thinks its pretty silly to make a movie out of an unfinished series in the first place? As badly as i want to see a (well made) film version of a song of ice and fire i wouldn’t expect one until after the series has been completed, just imagine what would have happened if they made a Wheel of Time movie after the third book. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/65 "2006-12-18T20:35:55Z")
[QUOTE=John DiFool] Remember all the horrible “SF” movies which came out in the wake of _Star Wars_? We might be in for another batch of more of the same, except in terms of fantasy. [/QUOTE] Now, now, for every _Battle Beyond the Stars,_ you get a _Battlestar Galactica_. It all works out in the end. Let’s just hope that the next Peter Jackson goes to see _Eragon_ and says, "Hell, I can do a better job than _that…_ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/66 "2006-12-18T20:55:43Z")
I have a question for those here who are so contemptous of Eragon. Why is it being judged and found deficent to SF? It’s not SF. It’s fantasy. I am aware of the weaknesses that the books(s) have, haven’t seen the movie yet (and I am concerned that it will truly suck)…but it’s fantasy. LeGuin writes SF–and very well, too. I don’t have a lot of patience with SF–I am not into tech (except as tools) or the dehumanization of man, except as a plot device. I stopped reading SF with Ray Bradbury–I want my fiction to be about people, not machines. I have read some LeGuin-I can’t remember titles, but the one that I remember was about a very cold place where the people could change sexual orientation periodically. Someone was on the run across a giant polar ice cap. Anyway, it was a very good book, but that was because it contained an emphasis on the human element. Eragon, for all it’s flaws, does have narrative drive and does create characters that can be cared about. YMMV and all that. Fantasy, in my experience, tends to be more about the challenges faced by humans outside their element–or how human those with magical powers can be. Eragon has that–it’s longwinded etc, but it has that, so I dont’ understand the comparison between it and SF? ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/67 "2006-12-18T21:15:12Z")
to answer elanorigby’s question: 1. because the line between SF and fantasy can get blurry. Therefore, and since neither is realistic, some people tend to lump both genres together. 2)because Paolini not only borrowed/stole from Tolkien, he borrowed/stole from George Lucas’ Star Wars. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/68 "2006-12-18T21:55:14Z")
[QUOTE=well he’s back] to answer elanorigby’s question: 1. because the line between SF and fantasy can get blurry. Therefore, and since neither is realistic, some people tend to lump both genres together. 2)because Paolini not only borrowed/stole from Tolkien, he borrowed/stole from George Lucas’ Star Wars. [/QUOTE] Which is the greater sin? I am no Lucas fan-I stopped watching after the 3rd one and know nothing of the prequels. I find his characters plastic when they’re not wooden, so to speak… Tolkien is a god here, but in the words of Roger Ebert, Tolkien tests our capacity for the declarative voice or prose (or something like that-I’m paraphrasing). YMMV. Paolini is most certainly derivative, but there are not many genre based stories that aren’t. I am no Paolini apologist, but I confess that I don’t understand the vehemence in the disdain. SF and fantasy can get blurry–I thought (I could be completely wrong) that SF stressed the technological and man’s adapation to it, and that fantasy dealt with little to no tech, but much magic. Eragon is firmly in the fantasy realm, no? Star Wars and Battelstar Galactica are definetly SF. And looking at all of this a different way, they are the same stories that get told, no matter then genre, but that’s another thread…(I will say that the skill lies in the telling-and Paolini has much to learn). ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/69 "2006-12-18T22:36:48Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Le Guin writes SF–and very well, too. [/QUOTE] …and an obscure little fantasy series set in a world called [Earthsea](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthsea) . You may not have heard of it, few have. It did win an award or too. Little things, really. [QUOTE=eleanorigby] I have read some LeGuin-I can’t remember titles, but the one that I remember was about a very cold place where the people could change sexual orientation periodically. Someone was on the run across a giant polar ice cap. Anyway, it was a very good book, but that was because it contained an emphasis on the human element. [/QUOTE] As do all Le Guin’s stories. The one you are thinking of is _The Left Hand of Darkness_. It won awards. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/70 "2006-12-18T23:33:11Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] A few suggestions (don’t know if you’ve tried any of these): TV - The remake of Battlestar Galactica - amazing, does “shades of grey” morality better than anything I’ve seen since Bablyon 5 (which you should also see), Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Dr Who, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama. [/QUOTE] Don’t listen to this guy. I haven’t seen Eragon and I don’t plan on it but I’d bet my left testicle that it’s Shakespeare compared to Family Guy and/or American Dad. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/71 "2006-12-18T23:58:23Z")
[QUOTE=Surbey] I’m telling you. If you get the chance to see this movie Don’t OMG. I have never seen such a poorly constructed movie in my life. I’ve never read the books, thank god. It was obvious that if you had read the book and liked it, this would have pissed you off even more. Character development was non-existant. The plot was jumpy and uninteresting. The storyline was undeveloped and it just plane blew. And that’s for someone who has never read the book. If you had read the book, you would have noticed a few diferences. Specifically, EVERYTHING. They left almost nothing the same from the book to the movie. Seriously, almost nothing was the same. Many of the characters were left out and the ones who were left in were basically different characters than in their book form. It just… blew [/QUOTE] Saving grace 😛 Any nudity? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/72 "2006-12-19T00:27:36Z")
[QUOTE=MrDibble] …and an obscure little fantasy series set in a world called [Earthsea](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthsea) . You may not have heard of it, few have. It did win an award or too. Little things, really. As do all Le Guin’s stories. The one you are thinking of is _The Left Hand of Darkness_. It won awards. [/QUOTE] What’s with the snark? I am not disdainful of SF-I am not a StarWars fan. I liked the LeGuin books I read-that is the only one that stayed with me. I am not trashing SF. All manner of good literature goes unrecognized and unsung. And not every book/movie deserves the awards it is given. I don’t see your point. It would be nice if LeGuin’s book was made into a movie (pick one-she writes like other people breathe-her output is amazing), but ASAIK, that hasn’t happened…yet. I would like to see the Pern books made into a movie–but fear that it would be cheesy, like so much fantasy. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/73 "2006-12-19T01:06:13Z")
Its hard to describe but of all the derivative fantasy authors (Terry Brooks and Robert Jordan, I’m talking to you) none has ever stooped so low _and done it so badly_ as Christopher Paolini and _Eragon_. Its just so freaking obvious who he has stolen from, how much and from what sections, and so little is added that is original in any way. It pains me that people spend money on this tripe, when books are out there like [City of Ember](http://www.amazon.com/City-Ember-Jeanne-DuPrau/dp/0375822739) for the YA reader? Its terribly written (I would have written about the same at 15 but had the courtesy not to), outrageously derivative, and unfairly sucessful. As for SF, it has changed a lot from the 1950s, there is a lot less emphasis on nuts & bolts science these days (several recent threads about this, actually). Read _The Sparrow_ by Maria Doria Russell and come back and tell me its not a people-driven SF story. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/74 "2006-12-19T03:29:02Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] SF and fantasy can get blurry–I thought (I could be completely wrong) that SF stressed the technological and man’s adapation to it, and that fantasy dealt with little to no tech, but much magic. Eragon is firmly in the fantasy realm, no? Star Wars and Battelstar Galactica are definetly SF. [/QUOTE] Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic -Arthur C. Clarke [QUOTE=Hello\_Again] Its hard to describe but of all the derivative fantasy authors (Terry Brooks and Robert Jordan, I’m talking to you) [/QUOTE] Robert Jordan has his flaws, numerous, numerous flaws, but I don’t think derivative can be called one of them. A lot of the stuff he writes seems to be unique, or at least derivative of sources that I have not seen. Rand is an example of “destined One” ala Matrix, etc, but how often does the “destined One” turn out to be insane/borderline insane? The interaction of Aes Sedai with the rest of humanity is new. Have you seen the populace distrust magic users so much that the magic users have to magically constrain their own behavior? Heck, magic constraints on behavior is an underivative idea. I have more examples of new ground overed by Jordan, but they might be from books 4-10, as I am pretty foggy on what happened during which books, and I wouldn’t ask anyone to read past book 3 or 4. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/75 "2006-12-19T03:40:38Z")
[QUOTE=Hello Again] Its hard to describe but of all the derivative fantasy authors (Terry Brooks and Robert Jordan, I’m talking to you) none has ever stooped so low _and done it so badly_ as Christopher Paolini and _Eragon_. [/QUOTE] I’m guessing you haven’t had the misfortune to encounter Dennis McKiernan’s _Iron Tower Trilogy_? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/76 "2006-12-19T05:04:07Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] I have a question for those here who are so contemptous of Eragon. Why is it being judged and found deficent to SF? It’s not SF. It’s fantasy. I am aware of the weaknesses that the books(s) have, haven’t seen the movie yet (and I am concerned that it will truly suck)…but it’s fantasy. LeGuin writes SF–and very well, too. I don’t have a lot of patience with SF–I am not into tech (except as tools) or the dehumanization of man, except as a plot device. I stopped reading SF with Ray Bradbury–I want my fiction to be about people, not machines. [/QUOTE] It’s not being found deficient to SF as a genre. There’s plenty of SF that’s just as bad or worse than Eragon. But there’s also many works of both fantay _and_ SF that are _better_ than Eragon. I have several shelves of them. Not all SF is focused on tech or the dehumanization of man, by the way. I’ve seen good (and not-so-good) SF that could be changed to fantasy by turning psychic powers into magic and machines into magical items, and fantasy that could be changed to SF by calling magic powers “psychic phenomena” and turning magical items into machines. Heck, Anne McCaffrey’s Pern (which Eragon blatantly ripped off) is practically fantasy already. If you’re upset about Eragon being compared unfavorably to SF works, I can compare it unfavorably to Steven Brust or Michelle West or Jane Lindskold or Katherine Kurtz or Michael Stackpole or even Robin Hobb or L.E Modesitt, Jr., if you’d like. And yes, I own Eragon and have read it. My sister bought it for me for Christmas a few years back. I concede that it is fairly good for a first-time teenage author, but it’s no The Outsiders or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/77 "2006-12-19T05:42:12Z")
Oh, apologies to Hello Again for adding an \_ to the name. For some reason I thought quote=name didn’t like spaces, and would transmute \_'s to spaces. ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/78 "2006-12-19T07:46:09Z")
I have to ask - \*surely \*it can’t be as bad as David Eddings? A man who has made an absolute fortune out of formulaic plots and one-dimensional characters? Can this Eragon-writing guy be as bad as Eddings? I am finding it hard to imagine. But if he is, I expect he’ll make a mint. ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/79 "2006-12-19T08:28:43Z")
I just looked at the trailer at [apple.com](http://apple.com). The trailer in itself is pretty bad, even if it’s not horrible. The overall production value \*is \*bad though. The make-up, the press photos, the poster. One particular press photo had the main character fighting a dragon, but he looked like an old man in it. What did Robert Carlyle have to do to be punished with a look like that? miss Cactus and I were astounded of how celebrity packed this very obviously flawed movie (ranked two whole decimals beneath Willow at IMDB, that has to account for something) is. I guess somebody wanted to freeride on the success of LOTR and Narnia. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377/80 "2006-12-19T12:28:22Z")
Firstly, let me just say that where I live, SF means _Speculative Fiction_, and is a catch-all term for Fantasy and Science Fiction(which I usually abbreviate as SciFi),as well as other stuff usually loosely called “genre”, like Magic Realism and Occult Horror . So when I see SF, I first assume an overall genre mix is being addressed, then only after evaluating context do I decide if the person meant Science Fiction when they say SF (as I gather most people here have been doing). I’ll use SpecFic from now on, I think. [QUOTE=eleanorigby] What’s with the snark? [/QUOTE] It wasn’t snark, it was comic understatement. It’s not meant to be snappy _at you_, but rather amusing to those who already know what Earthsea is. The \*link \*was for you, though. Did ya read it? [QUOTE=eleanorigby] I am not disdainful of SF-I am not a StarWars fan. I liked the LeGuin books I read-that is the only one that stayed with me. I am not trashing SF. [/QUOTE] If you think all post-Bradbury SciFi is about Tech, then yes, you are trashing it. Read [Iain M. Banks](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Algebraist) for the current state of the art (little in-joke there). For something that straddles the line between Fantasy and SciFi very nicely, read Mieville’s \*[Perdido Street Station](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perdido_Street_Station) .\*Fantasy is not all elves and dragons, despite what Paolini and ilk might think. I think part of the problem is that you are _protesting_ the trashing of Paolini without any _knowledge_ of what the current best in the field of SpecFic is. Here’s a hint, it isn’t Robert Jordan or Terry Goodkind. [QUOTE=eleanorigby] All manner of good literature goes unrecognized and unsung. And not every book/movie deserves the awards it is given. [/QUOTE] Earthsea did. It is one of the classics of the genre, up there with Tolkien, in fact. Le Guin is as much a fantasy icon as a SciFi one, if not more so. If you were a fantasy fan, you would know this. You’d also know why we were slating Paolini. One of the people he rips off is Le Guin, in the magic system he uses. [QUOTE=eleanorigby] I don’t see your point. It would be nice if LeGuin’s book was made into a movie (pick one-she writes like other people breathe-her output is amazing), but ASAIK, that hasn’t happened…yet. [/QUOTE] There was a SciFi Channel miniseries of Earthsea, in fact. Haven’t seen it, but reviews were…not kind. [QUOTE=eleanorigby] I would like to see the Pern books made into a movie–but fear that it would be cheesy, like so much fantasy. [/QUOTE] That’s because the Pern books _are_ cheesy. Good cheese to start with, a Brie or Camembert, but the later books? Cheese-wiz. Or possibly Ch’z-w’z. Still, I’d watch the movies for sure. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-and-saw-eragon-read-this-before-you-do/384377.md?page=5)