# I went on a trip

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 5, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853 "2004-06-05T21:14:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/41 "2004-06-07T20:07:21Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met:

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
and Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
and [Iman](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0408081/)  
Johny from Jackass

(ugh sorry guys)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/42 "2004-06-07T20:20:22Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met:

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johny from Jackass,  
and Kenneth Keith Kallenbach.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/43 "2004-06-07T20:22:15Z")

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Damn you Hal. :shakes fist in air:

I went on an airplane and I met:

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
_and Laura Linney_

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/44 "2004-06-07T20:48:49Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,

and the author of **BigDaiv** ’s dictionary.

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/45 "2004-06-07T20:51:28Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/46 "2004-06-08T00:14:24Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,

(The President of Kazakhstan, FWIW)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/47 "2004-06-08T03:59:01Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
and [Ole Olsen](http://kom.aau.dk/~oo/)

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/48 "2004-06-08T05:51:59Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen

and Paula Poundstone

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/49 "2004-06-08T08:22:24Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
_and Queen_ (that’s the band, not the lady)

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/50 "2004-06-08T13:31:26Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
and Rob Reiner

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/51 "2004-06-08T15:11:46Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
and Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/52 "2004-06-08T15:14:01Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd,  
and Tiny Tim

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/53 "2004-06-08T16:28:17Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd,  
Tiny Tim,  
_and Ulysses_  
It could have been worse I could have chosen [Mistress Ursula](http://www.mistressursula.com)  
WARNING! THIS LINK MAY NOT BE WORK SAFE. I HAVEN’T THE COURAGE TO CHECK IT.

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/54 "2004-06-08T17:41:36Z")

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Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd,  
Tiny Tim,  
Ulysses,

and Vince Vaughn.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/55 "2004-06-08T17:47:37Z")

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Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd,  
Tiny Tim,  
Ulysses,  
Vince Vaughn,  
Wendie (O) Williams

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/56 "2004-06-08T17:56:45Z")

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Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd,  
Tiny Tim,  
Ulysses,  
Vince Vaughn,  
Wendie (O) Williams,

and Xerxes. (He was very old.)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/57 "2004-06-08T18:28:52Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd,  
Tiny Tim,  
Ulysses,  
Vince Vaughn,  
Wendie (O) Williams,  
Xerxes,  
and Zeus (the guy from _Over The Top_, not the god).  
Whew!  
Ok, next!  
On the flight, we listened to some music by…

Adam Ant

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/58 "2004-06-08T18:39:56Z")

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Smart. Hip. **Dipstick**!

Ya fergot the ‘Y’ person!

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/59 "2004-06-08T18:46:37Z")

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I went on an airplane and I met

Alan Alda,  
Barry Bonds,  
Coco Chanel,  
David Duchovny,  
Easy-E,  
Fyvush Finkel,  
Gloria Grahame,  
Hal Holbrook,  
Iman,  
Johnny from Jackass,  
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,  
Laura Linney,  
Mike Myers,  
Nursultan Nazarbayev,  
Ole Olsen,  
Paula Poundstone,  
Queen,  
Rob Reiner,  
Sam Shepherd,  
Tiny Tim,  
Ulysses,  
Vince Vaughn,  
Wendie (O) Williams,  
Xerxes,  
and Zeus (the guy from Over The Top, not the god).

Yanni - then Zeus

Okay…now…

On the flight, we listened to some music by…

Adam Ant  
Boston

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/60 "2004-06-08T18:55:20Z")

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On the flight, we listened to some music by…

Adam Ant,  
Boston,

and Counting Crows

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