# I went on a trip **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853 "2004-06-05T21:14:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/81 "2004-06-10T14:06:36Z")
On the flight, we listened to some music by… Adam Ant, Boston, Counting Crows, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, Flaming Lips / Foo Fighters Go-Gos Herbie Hancock Inkspots, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Liberace, Manfred Mann, Nine (Inch) Nails, Ozzy Osbourne, Placebo, Queensryche, Ruff Ryders, Stephen Stills, Tesla, Ultravox, Voi Vod, _and Wet Wet Wet_ ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/82 "2004-06-10T14:08:22Z")
On the flight, we listened to some music by… Adam Ant, Boston, Counting Crows, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, Flaming Lips / Foo Fighters Go-Gos Herbie Hancock Inkspots, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Liberace, Manfred Mann, Nine (Inch) Nails, Ozzy Osbourne, Placebo, Queensryche, Ruff Ryders, Stephen Stills, Tesla, Ultravox, Voi Vod, Wet Wet Wet, _and, Yanni_ yes, i know i used it before, shush up! ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/83 "2004-06-10T14:19:19Z")
See, now you’ve missed ‘x’ and what’s wrong with the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s? So, On the flight, we listened to some music by… Adam Ant, Boston, Counting Crows, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, Flaming Lips / Foo Fighters Go-Gos Herbie Hancock Inkspots, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Liberace, Manfred Mann, Nine (Inch) Nails, Ozzy Osbourne, Placebo, Queensryche, Ruff Ryders, Stephen Stills, Tesla, Ultravox, Voi Vod, Wet Wet Wet, **Xsibit** 😕 Yanni, (and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs) _and Zappa_ I think I earned another starter, don’t you? At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/84 "2004-06-10T14:21:00Z")
On the flight, we listened to some music by… Adam Ant, Boston, Counting Crows, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, Flaming Lips / Foo Fighters Go-Gos Herbie Hancock Inkspots, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Liberace, Manfred Mann, Nine (Inch) Nails, Ozzy Osbourne, Placebo, Queensryche, Ruff Ryders, Stephen Stills, Tesla, Ultravox, Voi Vod, Wet Wet Wet, **XTC,** and, Yanni we can’t forget X! ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/85 "2004-06-10T14:24:54Z")
Oops, Sorry Nocturnal Tick–you beat me to it. At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal and Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/86 "2004-06-10T14:29:38Z")
crap…sorry about forgetting Y - I really wanted to put in “Yes”! and for Z, “Zum, Zum”…but on with the show… At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda _and Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel_ ---
**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/87 "2004-06-10T14:58:47Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, and _Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds_ ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/88 "2004-06-10T17:34:15Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, and Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds _And Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously._ ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/89 "2004-06-10T17:40:15Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds _and Extorting Egregious Educating Elucidators_ ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/90 "2004-06-10T17:42:37Z")
crap! yours was first and better…so much for my preview skills once again…i’m gonna take a nap now… At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds _And Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously._ ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/91 "2004-06-10T17:59:01Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, And Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/92 "2004-06-10T18:32:39Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, and Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/93 "2004-06-10T20:30:59Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine. And Haughtily Hurling Hazardous Hazelnuts at Hapless Harried Hedgehogs. Hallelujah! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/94 "2004-06-11T00:54:04Z")
I’ve thought up another H one that I have to share: And Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters. Take your pick. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/95 "2004-06-11T01:02:01Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine, Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters, and Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/96 "2004-06-11T12:08:57Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine, Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters, Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland, _and Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs._ ---
**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/97 "2004-06-11T12:21:04Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine, Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters, Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland, Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs, and _Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool_ ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/98 "2004-06-13T13:43:25Z")
[QUOTE=Xerxes] At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine, Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters, Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland, Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs, Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool, and Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs. ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/99 "2004-06-13T14:37:23Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine, Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters, Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland, Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs, Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool, and Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs. Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/100 "2004-06-13T17:46:43Z")
At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for: Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal, Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda, Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel, Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds, Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously, Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls, Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine, Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters, Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland, Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs, Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool, and Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs. Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters _and Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853.md?page=6)