# I went on a trip

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 5, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853 "2004-06-05T21:14:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/101 "2004-06-13T18:18:16Z")

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At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:

Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,

_and Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots._

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/102 "2004-06-13T18:51:24Z")

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At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:

Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,  
Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots,

_and Passionately Painting Priceless Patented Primadona Portraits Purplish-Pink._

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/103 "2004-06-13T18:55:24Z")

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At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:

Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,  
Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots,  
Passionately Painting Priceless Patented Primadona Portraits Purplish-Pink.

and Quickly, Quietly Quelling Queen’s Qataarian Quack

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**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/104 "2004-06-14T01:07:31Z")

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> [@BigDaiv](#):
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> At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:
> 
> Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
> Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
> Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
> Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
> Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
> Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
> Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
> Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
> Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
> Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
> Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
> Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
> Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
> Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,  
> Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots,  
> Passionately Painting Priceless Patented Primadona Portraits Purplish-Pink.  
> Quickly, Quietly Quelling Queen’s Qataarian Quack

and Raucously rolling in rain with rumbunctious Romanian roadies

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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/105 "2004-06-14T03:02:12Z")

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At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:

Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,  
Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots,  
Passionately Painting Priceless Patented Primadona Portraits Purplish-Pink.  
Quickly, Quietly Quelling Queen’s Qataarian Quack  
Raucously Rolling in Rain with Rambunctious Romanian Roadies,

…and Stealthily Sodomizing Seven Sprightly Somalian Salamanders.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/106 "2004-06-14T10:35:52Z")

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At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:

Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,  
Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots,  
Passionately Painting Priceless Patented Primadona Portraits Purplish-Pink.  
Quickly, Quietly Quelling Queen’s Qataarian Quack  
Raucously Rolling in Rain with Rambunctious Romanian Roadies,  
Stealthily Sodomizing Seven Sprightly Somalian Salamanders,

_and Tantalisingly Tickling The Testicles of Timmy and Tommy’s Tiny Terrapin_

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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/107 "2004-06-14T16:50:32Z")

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At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:

Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,  
Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots,  
Passionately Painting Priceless Patented Primadona Portraits Purplish-Pink.  
Quickly, Quietly Quelling Queen’s Qataarian Quack  
Raucously Rolling in Rain with Rambunctious Romanian Roadies,  
Stealthily Sodomizing Seven Sprightly Somalian Salamanders,  
Tantalisingly Tickling The Testicles of Timmy and Tommy’s Tiny Terrapin…

and _Unrepentently Usurping my Unctuous Uncle’s Unwashed Underwear._

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-went-on-a-trip/248853/108 "2004-06-14T18:38:22Z")

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At the airport the police are waiting to arrest me for:

Attempted Armed Abduction of an Animal,  
Bungled Burglery of a Blue Barracuda,  
Concealing a Carnivorous Cream-Colored Cockatiel,  
Diabolically Doing Dastardly Deeds,  
Experimentally Exporting Extremely Expensive Exoskeletons of Extroverted Existentialist Extraterrestrials Expeditiously,  
Flatuently Following Five Freewheeling Flowergirls,  
Grossly & Gregariously Guzzling Gallons of Grenadine,  
Hounding, Harrassing and Heckling Hottie Help at Hilo, Hawaii’s Hooters,  
Injuring Illustrious Irish Idolaters in Iceland,  
Jovially Jiggling Josie Jones’ Jiggly, Jiggly Jugs,  
Kafkaesquely Kissing a Karmic Kungfoo Koala in a Kagool,  
Lasciviously Licking Libertine Lithuanian Lasses’ Long, Lovely Legs,  
Marginally Meandering Menacingly, Marrying Maryland Mobsters,  
Naughtily Nudging Nice Nuns with kNifes,  
Offensively Ogling Ostentatious Octogenarian Ocelots,  
Passionately Painting Priceless Patented Primadona Portraits Purplish-Pink.  
Quickly, Quietly Quelling Queen’s Qataarian Quack  
Raucously Rolling in Rain with Rambunctious Romanian Roadies,  
Stealthily Sodomizing Seven Sprightly Somalian Salamanders,  
Tantalisingly Tickling The Testicles of Timmy and Tommy’s Tiny Terrapin…  
and Unrepentently Usurping my Unctuous Uncle’s Unwashed Underwear.  
Verboten Velocipede Ventures,

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