# I will not be wearing this shirt again... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199 "2007-04-22T19:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199/21 "2007-04-23T21:42:41Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I thought the OP was a girl. From reading the OP my attraction centers were alerted and now I feel mighty foolish! [/QUOTE] “Did I forget to shave?” was my clue that the OP is male. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199/22 "2007-04-23T22:56:45Z")
[QUOTE=LouisB] Who is Matt Damon? [/QUOTE] How’s the weather on Mars this time of year? Does it get windy under that rock? ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199/23 "2007-04-24T00:02:11Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] I just looked up Matt Damon, and I think the OP is cuter than Matt Damon, but to each their own. [/QUOTE] Way cuter! I’m guessing she was making a joke about _self help_ since you were asking for _her help_. She probably thought you were cute and was trying to get you to smile at her. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199/24 "2007-04-24T02:41:39Z")
[QUOTE=Rhiannon8404] I’m guessing she was making a joke about _self help_ since you were asking for _her help_. She probably thought you were cute and was trying to get you to smile at her. [/QUOTE] Or it was a passive-agressive swipe at customers who are too lazy to look for things themselves. 😉 Of course, as the OP tells it, she came and asked if he needed help, so neither of our theories holds much water. Unless she was psychotic. Then mine still might… ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199/25 "2007-04-25T14:09:39Z")
[QUOTE=Derleth] How’s the weather on Mars this time of year? Does it get windy under that rock? [/QUOTE] Its seldom that the wind blows under a rock unless there is some sort of opening through which the wind might blow. Otherwise, whoooosh? ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199/26 "2007-04-25T14:20:35Z")
I think you are pretty hot, in a clean-cut sort of way. Maybe the clerk thinks hot people need to be taken down a peg? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-not-be-wearing-this-shirt-again/401199.md?page=1)