# I will stab the next fuckwit that says socialist

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 10, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-stab-the-next-fuckwit-that-says-socialist/675956 "2013-12-10T04:34:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-stab-the-next-fuckwit-that-says-socialist/675956/41 "2013-12-15T17:02:03Z")

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So socialism causes erections? No wonder the Teabaggers are so angry.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-stab-the-next-fuckwit-that-says-socialist/675956/42 "2013-12-15T20:10:02Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> So socialism causes erections? No wonder the Teabaggers are so angry.

NO that’s good. When you are tea bagging, you want the penis up and away so it doesn’t get in the way of the balls.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-stab-the-next-fuckwit-that-says-socialist/675956/43 "2013-12-15T20:35:47Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I do not have, nor have ever had ABBA albums.

I’m hearing drums and thinking about some guy named Fernando.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-will-stab-the-next-fuckwit-that-says-socialist/675956/44 "2013-12-15T21:29:05Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> In actual words: “Right on the nose”
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> Meaning: An accurate statement.

Oh, yes of course.

> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> I’m hearing drums and thinking about some guy named Fernando.

Something in the air?

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