# I win the Internet! First MMP of the week

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 20, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782 "2013-05-20T02:21:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782/381 "2013-05-27T03:42:24Z")

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I like him 😉

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782/382 "2013-05-27T06:26:25Z")

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> [@Seanette](#):
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> How does a cat who is definitely not a feline Einstein suddenly manage to figure out escaping from an enclosed patio that’s been sufficient to confine her (when she’s out there, she spends most of her time indoors) for the last eleven months?
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> In a way, I guess it’s a good thing she freaked about unfamiliar surroundings. Instead of getting into squabbles with the stray/feral population or wandering into the parking lot people drive much too fast in, she hid in some landscaping and, when she heard me looking for her on the patio, started meowing at me to come get her. Once I got around part of the building and found the right bush, she came out to be picked up and carried back to our apartment.
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> Must spend part of Monday doing a better job on the cat-proofing.

Did find the answer to this question: DH had moved an object that formed part of the kitty barricade, and HFM discovered this and took advantage.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782/383 "2013-05-27T13:06:29Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Now I am trying to grill pork chops in the rain.
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> I’m sorry, Rosie.  
> Tell Rabbi I Died Game.
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> But don’t mention the pork chops, ok?

Who am I going to tell? I eat Bacon Cheeseburgers!

I slept in until 8:30. Felt good.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782/384 "2013-05-27T15:43:31Z")

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I killded the MMP! W00t!

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-win-the-internet-first-mmp-of-the-week/658782/385 "2013-05-27T19:57:52Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I killded the MMP! W00t!

Hey, don’t we have a new one yet? 🙂

Never mind, [found it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16326961#post16326961). 😃

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