# I wish I had a buck for every time I heard the phrase...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 18, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496 "2002-12-18T06:05:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Neeps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a183cd/32.png) [@Neeps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neeps)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/41 "2002-12-19T22:14:50Z")

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“It was _soooooo_ funny…” as they proceed to tell you the most mind-numbingly boring anecdote that you have ever heard.

This is the favourite phrase of someone I work with, and has cropped up at least 3 times a day for the last 6 months…

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/42 "2002-12-20T02:03:21Z")

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“Oh, God! How can you _smoke_?!”

With all that money, I could buy more cigarettes! 😃

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**Author:** ![\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b2d939/32.png) [@\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/43 "2002-12-20T04:22:19Z")

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\*\*“My Bad” \*\* I can not STAND this-Grrrrr!

**"What up, Dawg"** Not offensive, except to “dogs”

**"Whatever"** Translated means I do not know ANYTHING

**l’ll do it later"** Translated means I will end up doing it.

I live with a teenager and I really would be rich by now after hearing these phrases EVEN IN MY SLEEP

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/44 "2002-12-20T05:08:46Z")

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“Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the Reindeer Effect.”

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/45 "2002-12-20T05:17:36Z")

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“War on terror”.

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**Author:** ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/46 "2002-12-20T05:23:35Z")

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> “My Bad” I can not STAND this-Grrrrr!

That’s how I feel about it, too. No phrase inspires more teeth-gnashing and righteous anger than “My bad”. I will almost always say something to the effect of, “Oh, your bad _what_? Hmm? Graawr!” Or something like that.

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**Author:** ![Christina25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8edcca/32.png) [@Christina25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christina25)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/47 "2002-12-20T05:27:32Z")

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“yo”

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**Author:** ![Mysphyt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Mysphyt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mysphyt)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/48 "2002-12-20T05:43:18Z")

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> _Originally posted by JohnBckWLD_  
> **It’s a Bronx thing, hear both at work at least 20X a day. That’s $200 week, $10,000 a year.**

Wow, 10 day workweek, eh? That’s pretty serious.

“I guess you had to be there,” which roughly translates to “Wasn’t that just the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard? I knew it was, that’s why I told you.”

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/49 "2002-12-20T05:45:58Z")

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“So, do you have a boyfriend yet?”

Yo, it’s **Christina25**! 😃

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/50 "2002-12-20T08:44:04Z")

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“That postion has already been filled.”

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/51 "2002-12-20T09:05:30Z")

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“In and of itself”

OK, so in fairness I rarely hear it, but I see it here all the time.

‘In and of itself’ is not wrong _in and of itself_, but in and of itself it’s driving me round the twist! In and of itself.

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/52 "2002-12-20T11:39:02Z")

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“\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ , or the terrorists will win!”  
"\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, so that the terrorist won’t win.

“its sooooo coooolld outsiiide”  
“it’s soo hot todaaaayy”  
“But it’s raaaaiiinning…” \*Shut the fuck up! It is only normal weather! \*

“Coffee’s hot ya know!”  
“why are you drinking semi-frozen pop when the snow is 6 inches deep?”  
“What do you mean lunchtime?it is 2:30 am!”  
“when are you gonna switch to days”

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/53 "2002-12-20T14:06:34Z")

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“You’re Canadian? Really? You sound so normal.”

This is strange to me, considering everyone knows how freakish and weird all Canadians sound. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/54 "2002-12-20T15:04:52Z")

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“makes the baby Jesus cry.”

I mean, don’t get me wrong; I think it’s funny, just overused.

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**Author:** ![meezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9c0ed/32.png) [@meezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meezer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-a-buck-for-every-time-i-heard-the-phrase/143496/55 "2002-12-20T19:05:33Z")

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“You go girl”

“Worse case scenario”

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