# I wish I had never seen the Matrix…

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 17, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-never-seen-the-matrix/175827 "2003-05-17T02:50:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-never-seen-the-matrix/175827/1 "2003-05-17T02:50:23Z")

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…so I could be blown away yet again, like I was the first time. Whoa! Ah, ignorance, what a bliss!

I wish I lived in the States, so I could seize the opportunity to watch Reloaded on this historic day (yesterday, actually), rather than waiting a (seemingly inexorable) week for its local release. And yes, I hate you, lucky American bastards. 😃

I wish I could dislodge from my ass the spoon that is presently stuck in it. Oh wait, silly me. There is no spoon! 🙂

I wish to invite those coppertops so inclined to post here any Matrix-related ramblings and musings that may be hovering over their minds (except spoilers for Reloaded!)

Cheers,

quasar

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**Cecil** : Do not try to post to this thread. That’s impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth.  
**quasar** : What truth?  
**Cecil** : There is no thread.  
**quasar** : :eek:

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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-never-seen-the-matrix/175827/2 "2003-05-17T23:09:25Z")

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I wished I had never started this thread. 🙂

Mods, feel free to close this one up. And please excuse the stream-of-conciousness posting: I’m way too anxious waiting for Reloaded. This is going to be a long week. 🙂

Oh wait, there’s actually something I would like answered before this thread vanishes into oblivion. Today at French class, we were thinking how would one go about translating “The Matrix Reloaded” to French. I offered “La Matrice Rechargé,” but that’s a total WAG. If anyone knows, I would appreciate the insight. (And yes, I’m aware that the French actually keep the title in English. I’m simply curious to know how it would translate).

Cheers,

quasar

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-i-had-never-seen-the-matrix/175827/3 "2003-05-18T00:18:32Z")

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There is no thread.