# I wish that at least a few of the dykey girls weren't gay.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 16, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-that-at-least-a-few-of-the-dykey-girls-werent-gay/294787 "2005-03-16T08:40:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-that-at-least-a-few-of-the-dykey-girls-werent-gay/294787/41 "2005-04-04T22:02:16Z")

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Last year, I had a girlfriend who:

-Had short hair  
-Never wore makeup  
-Drank scotch on the rocks while I was sipping an amaretto sour  
-Brought over movies to watch like _Enemy At The Gates_ and _The Sum Of All Fears_  
-Took me to a gun show on a date  
-Had a Dale Earnhardt tattoo on her right shoulder (a NASCAR style 3 with wings)

In short, a total macho woman.

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