# I wish the pundits would stop sucking Hillary's dick **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613 "2008-04-23T22:49:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/61 "2008-04-25T23:33:41Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] Oh well. As of today, it’s moot. They’ve turned on her. [/QUOTE] Explain. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/62 "2008-04-26T00:07:48Z")
[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] Nicely misogynistic thread title there, **“Liberal”**. [/QUOTE] Explain. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/63 "2008-04-26T03:01:32Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] Oh well. As of today, it’s moot. They’ve turned on her. [/QUOTE] [So has one of her major fundraisers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9733331&postcount=61). ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/64 "2008-04-26T09:02:11Z")
Apparently, Jim Clyburn [set a fire under their asses](http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/24/black-congressman-denounces-b-clintons-remarks/): In an interview with The New York Times late Thursday, Mr. Clyburn said Mr. Clinton’s conduct in this campaign had caused what might be an irreparable breach between Mr. Clinton and an African-American constituency that once revered him. “When he was going through his impeachment problems, it was the black community that bellied up to the bar,” Mr. Clyburn said. “I think black folks feel strongly that that this is a strange way for President Clinton to show his appreciation.” Mr. Clyburn added that there appeared to be an almost “unanimous” view among African-Americans that Mr. and Mrs. Clinton were “committed to doing everything they possibly can to damage Obama to a point that he could never win.”Most of the talk yesterday was about the wrecklessness and ruthlessness of the Clintons, and talk of a conspiracy on her part to knock out Obama so she could run in 2012. And _finally_ someone brought up the point, “Why is everybody asking why Obama can’t ‘close the deal’. Well, why can’t Clinton close the deal?” It was a good day. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/65 "2008-04-26T12:32:50Z")
[QUOTE=VarlosZ] Explain. [/QUOTE] If you have to ask … :rolleyes: But evidently you really \*do \* have to ask. To properly bash her in the way he wants to, middle-school locker-room style, he first must get past his notions of proper respectful conduct toward women, and masculinize her. It adds nothing to the primary thrust of his OP, which is to complain about unequal media treatment, in fact it immediately says “This post, and by extension the poster, are not on a level that deserves to be taken seriously by an adult reader.” A person \*not \* encumbered with gender-relations issues of his own would not have felt that need, and could focus on what he purports to be his damn point. Clear now? Unless you’re referring to my use of quotation marks on his screen name - under the circumstances, I would hope that \*that \* would be obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/66 "2008-04-26T13:22:58Z")
[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] To properly bash her in the way he wants to, middle-school locker-room style, he first must get past his notions of proper respectful conduct toward women, and masculinize her. [/QUOTE] So you are saying Hillary \*doesn’t \* have a big thick dick, and two hairy balls as well? I learn something new every day. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/67 "2008-04-26T13:48:25Z")
You can still dream. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/68 "2008-04-26T14:37:11Z")
[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] To properly bash her in the way he wants to, middle-school locker-room style, he first must get past his notions of proper respectful conduct toward women, and masculinize her… A person \*not \* encumbered with gender-relations issues of his own would not have felt that need, and could focus on what he purports to be his damn point. [/quote] I wondered why you were so freaked over this, and so I checked — only to find that [you](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9582376&postcount=9) [are](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9575726&postcount=105) [a](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9568142&postcount=89) [diehard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9567489&postcount=81) [Hillary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9563494&postcount=57) [worshipper](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9462241&postcount=96). Perhaps I should have referenced her cleavage instead, [as you’ve done](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9607498&postcount=14). Or pumped up my own masculinity, [as you did here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9571822&postcount=96). And now we wait with bated breath to hear how it’s different when you do it. > [@](#): > > Unless you’re referring to my use of quotation marks on his screen name - under the circumstances, I would hope that \*that \* would be obvious. Yeah. How could I call myself **Liberal** when I support that right-wing nut Barack Obama? What sort of liberal would advocate for the rights of individuals over The State? Wait, I know — an _actual_ one. Shouldn’t you, like, leave the building or something? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/69 "2008-04-26T15:10:28Z")
You really don’t get the difference between commentary and sarcasm, do you? Sad. (Psst - your links have nothing to do with what you say they do). Go read back issues of The Onion for awhile and report back to us. Take your time. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/70 "2008-04-26T18:03:27Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > (Psst - your links have nothing to do with what you say they do). Now, stop lying. “Here’s a helpful hint: Everything you post is available for anyone to read at any time, yourself included. You can change your mind, sure - but you can’t get away with claiming you didn’t. That’s a pretty valuable feature of this board, ya know.” [Sound familiar](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9462241&postcount=96)? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/71 "2008-04-27T11:01:50Z")
When \*did \* you develop this phobia about strong women? ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/72 "2008-04-27T15:54:57Z")
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink] This isn’t Hillary-fellating (or whatever inappropriate metaphor you want to use). They’re doing it for their own benefit, not Hillary’s; they want to keep people hanging on as long as possible. It’s the equivalent of “The ball game’s not over yet folks. Don’t change the channel!” [/QUOTE] So he’s whining about the Free Market? Delicious. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613/73 "2008-04-27T21:36:47Z")
[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] You can still dream. [/QUOTE] Sez the guy wearing Hilllary’s pearl necklace. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-the-pundits-would-stop-sucking-hillarys-dick/446613.md?page=3)