# I wish to declare war on a foreign country. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464 "2011-06-06T01:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/181 "2011-06-16T10:16:05Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > I which France would stop off-shoring trolls. 1. Off-shoring trolls is our sovereign prerogative ! 2. Stop hobbling the free market, you protectionist scum. 3. Hi, Opal. How \*you \*doin’ ? 4. Pretty sure Jacquy is American, at least if his sigline is of any indication. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/182 "2011-06-16T11:30:41Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > The only people who live in bizarroland are the ones who think I hate Chinese people. > > At some point you need to stop and figure out what was the point of you even immigrating to planet Earth. There’s nothing for you here but predators who prey upon your total lack of intellect. And no, that doesn’t make me God. That makes me one of 6 billion common folks out there who are smarter than you. AND he hates people in bizzaroland! eta: oh, as to your other point - whether or why you should take ‘us’ seriously. You shouldn’t. Duh. You are comic relief and treated as such. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/183 "2011-06-16T14:06:00Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > That makes me one of 6 billion common folks out there who are smarter than you. Heh! I severely doubt that. You not only come from Bizarroland, but you also seem to have no idea whom you are engaging. My story here is well enough known - You’re not fit to polish my shoes. You are, however, fit to be scraped _off_ my shoes. and relatively speaking, there _are_ folks here whom are as far above me as I am above you. What you have here is an overblown ego, fueled, no doubt, by your desperate awareness of just how pathetically inadequate you really are. If you just shut the hell up, did a bit of reading, you might learn a few things, and thereby become less inadequate. Mind you, I doubt you’d ever rise to the exalted level of ‘adequate,’ but you might begin to approach that rarefied altitude. I know, I know - sneering at **Jaqui** is kinda like kicking ugly puppies. Easy to do, a waste of time, but still strangely satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/184 "2011-06-16T19:32:33Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > Heh! I severely doubt that. You not only come from Bizarroland, but you also seem to have no idea whom you are engaging. I have a perfect idea of whom I am engaging. I am engaging a crowd of intellectual lightweights who think they are something. > [@](#): > > My story here is well enough known - You’re not fit to polish my shoes. You are, however, fit to be scraped _off_ my shoes LOL!!! Ooooh, I am so intimidated. You have nothing to say that is of interest. You lash out at me because you’re scared of the things that I say. You’re just a pissant. You’re nothing to me… or most other people on Earth, either. So spare me your big talk. You’ve got nothing. You are no one. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/185 "2011-06-16T19:34:47Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Spoken like someone who’s never really, you know, _been_ to the internet. I’ve been on the internet for years. You guys are pretty hard to compete with when it comes to stupid. You’re not worth taking seriously. Especially when you have people like Tranquilis puffing up his chest like a frightened animal. But what else can someone expect from your kind when all you can do is outsource your thinking to cheap low quality sources? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/186 "2011-06-16T19:35:50Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > You really should start with yourself…:rolleyes: “I know you are but what am I?” I wonder how many years you guys can spend lashing out in desperation at me. The more you talk the more obvious your desperation becomes. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/187 "2011-06-16T19:40:49Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I thought post 155 in particular was pretty good at addressing some of your concerns, but to each his own. What exactly is it that you want here? I wanted to find some coherent arguments here. So far none of you have been able to provide that. At this point there’s nothing left but to taunt you and watch you come back at me to salve your wounded self esteem. Some of you guys have been here since 1999, or earlier, I presume. That’s a long damned time for you to learn absolutely nothing about the real world. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/188 "2011-06-16T20:32:46Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > You have nothing to say that is of interest. You lash out at me because you’re scared of the things that I say. You’re just a pissant. You’re nothing to me… or most other people on Earth, either. So spare me your big talk. You’ve got nothing. You are no one. Wow, you are all sorts of crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/189 "2011-06-16T20:38:37Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > “I know you are but what am I?” > > I wonder how many years you guys can spend lashing out in desperation at me. The more you talk the more obvious your desperation becomes. You’ve been here, what, 2 years? You’d be hard pressed to find “me” at least arguing with you’re one trick ass pony for more than that. Although my ass is firmly on shore, feel free to plant your flapping gob firmly on it. Damn you’re a yapping jackass.:rolleyes: ??? Kind of matches your user name. Coincidence? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/190 "2011-06-16T21:01:10Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > Wow, you are all sorts of crazy. Coming from you that’s a compliment. But you probably think so highly of yourself that you disagree? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/191 "2011-06-16T21:03:29Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > You’ve been here, what, 2 years? > > You’d be hard pressed to find “me” at least arguing with you’re one trick ass pony for more than that. > > Although my ass is firmly on shore, feel free to plant your flapping gob firmly on it. > > Damn you’re a yapping jackass.:rolleyes: ??? > > Kind of matches your user name. Coincidence? Wow. You really believe your little nutjob rant, don’t you? Scary. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/192 "2011-06-16T21:04:31Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > “I know you are but what am I?”\ I don’t know; I’m not a scientist. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/193 "2011-06-16T21:14:21Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I don’t know; I’m not a scientist. 🙂 I’m not a scientist either. But I’ve read up enough on single-celled organisms to identify you guys with a reasonable level of accuracy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/194 "2011-06-16T21:15:28Z")
Ooh, scorch pow! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/195 "2011-06-16T21:36:58Z")
I think the Charlie Sheen comparison needs to be made again. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/196 "2011-06-16T21:42:36Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I don’t know; I’m not a scientist. 🙂 Are you a [penny-farthing cyclist](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFTddFk6zb8&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s)? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/197 "2011-06-16T22:02:29Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I thought post 155 in particular was pretty good at addressing some of your concerns, but to each his own. What exactly is it that you want here? > [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > I wanted to find some coherent arguments here. So far none of you have been able to provide that. Or, in other words, “I didn’t read it”. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/198 "2011-06-16T23:09:58Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Wow. You really believe your little nutjob rant, don’t you? Scary. Yup. I reckon i do. Just so you know, I’m crazier than a shit house rat, and being as such I’m able to know one when I see one. One jackass, however correct he assumes he is, is nothing more than a frothing fool at the end of the day. If there was an army of you, well you might have a point, although I’m able to sleep better at night knowing there aren’t. Take thats for what its worth. P.S. Don’t be scared – you’ve never even seen me. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/199 "2011-06-16T23:46:04Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > “I know you are but what am I?” > > I wonder how many years you guys can spend lashing out in desperation at me. The more you talk the more obvious your desperation becomes. I’m not wondering. I’m not lashing. I’m not desperate. But you seem to be the one who is doing this. You remind me of an old beat up 8mm projector that skips and burns film half the time…key word…“projector”. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/200 "2011-06-16T23:55:44Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I think the Charlie Sheen comparison needs to be made again. Absolutely. The similarities are striking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=11)