# I wish to declare war on a foreign country. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464 "2011-06-06T01:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/321 "2011-06-22T22:34:27Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Goddamn whores. :mad: Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Whores, if that’s what we insist on calling them, are in my experience perfectly nice people. Pimps we could do without IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/322 "2011-06-22T22:40:57Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > No, you respond because you are reactionary. > > And if I wanted to detach myself I would simply stop responding. Now you need to make up some reason why I don’t detach myself - one that, of course, salves your wounded ego. Like, say, ripping off my comment and replying to me, “because I command you”. > > Don’t be ashamed. Ripoffs is all you’re capable of. There you go again…spinning things around to make yourself sound normal and reasonable and the rest of us as deluded sheep. Seriously…go seek some counseling…you would be better off in the long run than hanging yourself here. Don’t be ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/323 "2011-06-22T22:44:34Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. > Whores, if that’s what we insist on calling them, are in my experience perfectly nice people. Pimps we could do without IMHO. Great more classic sexism. The whores (aka WOMEN) are the nice ones, the pimps (aka MEN) are the jerks. :mad: Why oh why can’t we live in an equal society for once??? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/324 "2011-06-22T22:46:09Z")
I only buy I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real Gender Equality! Same great taste with only half the brutal rejections from acceptably attractive ladywomen. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/325 "2011-06-22T23:25:52Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Things that women get away with: > > [http://www.dabagirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/are\_men\_necessary\_when\_sexes\_collide\_maureen\_dowd\_unabridged\_compact\_discs.jpg](http://www.dabagirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/are_men_necessary_when_sexes_collide_maureen_dowd_unabridged_compact_discs.jpg) > > Now can someone show me a published book by a man that says **Are women necessary**? When you show me a society where men have been systematically denied rights and are only now approaching equality after centuries, I’ll accept that as a valid argument if men HAVEN’T published such a book. Also, we can show you hundreds of publications where women are objectified and treated like objects or props or plot macguffins–that’d be every comic book and men’s magazine ever written–but I bet somehow that doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/326 "2011-06-23T00:32:06Z")
Holy crap, but this schtick has gotten boring. Why do I keep opening the thread? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/327 "2011-06-23T00:57:04Z")
Because your afraid of equality. Can’t you read? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/328 "2011-06-23T01:01:07Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Holy crap, but this schtick has gotten boring. Why do I keep opening the thread? It’s probably a woman’s fault. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/329 "2011-06-23T01:02:52Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Oh, come now. :dubious: Le Jac is purported to be a billionaire, so at a minimum he could afford a Real Doll (with all the optional attachments)… > > -XT He won’t buy a Real Doll, because he thinks that the manufacturer should at least meet him halfway with a rebate or something. He can’t make ALL the effort - that’d be unequal. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/330 "2011-06-23T01:29:17Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament … > [@born\_too\_late](#): > > _golf clap_ > [@elninost0rm](#): > > Awesome. Eh, it [already worked once](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=1704961&postcount=10). Why not an encore? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/331 "2011-06-23T01:32:16Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament … I don’ get it. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/332 "2011-06-23T01:41:25Z")
Ok. Maybe it didn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/333 "2011-06-23T01:59:56Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Holy crap, but this schtick has gotten boring. Why do I keep opening the thread? You’re jacddicted! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/334 "2011-06-23T02:25:03Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > I don’ get it. Take [this](http://youtu.be/iAgX6qlJEMc)out for a spin. Extrapolate. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/335 "2011-06-24T05:57:41Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > They can’t, obviously. Men have never stooped so low as to discriminate against another human being on the basis of their gender. Unlike WOMEN. Goddamn whores. :mad: There you go again. Putting words into my post that I never said. Please find where I said men do not discriminate against other human beings. What I said was, you will never see “Are Women Necessary?” published on a book store shelf. Aryan nation tards discriminate against Jews. Have you ever been to Borders or visited [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) and seen “Are Jews Necessary?” published? How about “Are Whites Necessary?” Bah, what’s the point? You’ll just make up something else that I never said and attribute it to me. You’re scared of equality and these mansterics (male hysterics, lol) are the best you can come up with. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/336 "2011-06-24T06:00:13Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > He won’t buy a Real Doll What proof do you have that I don’t have regular sex with a real woman? I mean, besides your tired old “any man who wants real equality cannot get laid” reactionary mentality? Yes, I know you are scared to answer this. Just like Diane was. Toodles, little boy! ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/337 "2011-06-24T08:27:22Z")
I think you have it round the wrong way, **Jac** me old parsnip. We’re insinuating (and in some cases flat out stating) that men who cannot get laid want real equality, insofar as it applies to hot women, their own penis, and the relationship between the two. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/338 "2011-06-24T09:35:18Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > What proof do you have that I don’t have regular sex with a real woman? Yeah! He’s got a real girlfriend and everything! She lives in Canada, an’ she’s a supermodel an’ a gourmet chef an’ a foxy boxer, an’ they TOTALLY do it constantly whenever they see each other. Only, she lives somewhere that they don’t have internet access otherwise she would totally logon and tell all of you about the awesome sex they have. > [@](#): > > Yes, I know you are scared to answer this. Just like Diane was. Toodles, little boy! It’s a bit soon to start crowing about victory, but I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that you suffer from premature ejaculation. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/339 "2011-06-24T10:03:12Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > What proof do you have that I don’t have regular sex with a real woman? I’d say your personality would be all the proof any sensible person needs. Dude asked for proof on a joke. I mean really. May as well doubt the veracity of a pirate have a large steering wheel poking from his zipper. It’ll be a sad day when people are expected to provide proof that someone’s mama is so fat that she literally sits around the house. > [@](#): > > Have you ever been to Borders or visited [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) and seen “Are Jews Necessary?” published? A sure sign that the jews run the publishing industry. Mel Gibson was right! > [@](#): > > How about “Are Whites Necessary?” Because everyone knows we’re necessary. Without us white people to compare themselves to, easily 75% of all black hack comedians would be out of work. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/340 "2011-06-24T13:51:39Z")
[QUOTE=Le Jacquelope] What proof do you have that I don’t have regular sex with a real woman? [/QUOTE] So, what you are saying is you DO have a Real Doll?? Well, since you are a trillionaire (in Yen…do that little thing with your pinky!!) and all I can see that. Hopefully she doesn’t turn you down to often, ehe? > [@](#): > > I mean, besides your tired old “any man who wants real equality cannot get laid” reactionary mentality? I’d say the fact that you are getting all defensive about it (and the fact that you lie so much) is a good indication, personally. Plus, your own personality seems to indicate that the odds of you getting a steady SO are on par with snowballs in hell. Being a quadrillionaire (shubbydogillion, scintillion, etc) you could probably afford to PAY some woman or man to put up with you for an hour or two…if you payed them very well. Perhaps to augment your Real Doll and give her a break? > [@](#): > > Yes, I know you are scared to answer this. Just like Diane was. Toodles, little boy! I think the only thing most 'dopers fear is a busted gut from laughing so hard at the crazy bullshit that comes off your keyboard in all it’s sincerity. 😛 -XT [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=18)