# I wish to declare war on a foreign country. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464 "2011-06-06T01:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/361 "2011-06-29T15:21:59Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Just shut the fuck up already, you worthless sack of pubic hair. > [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Your existence is the reason why bestiality is illegal. Way to go **Giraffe**. You ruined it for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/362 "2011-06-29T15:28:13Z")
Stupid, irresistible prehensile tongue. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/363 "2011-06-29T15:57:43Z")
[QUOTE=Le Jacquelope] And I’m not white either, you shit eating waste of skin. [/QUOTE] True, Le Jac is a black trillionaire who made his money as an engineer and in the insurance and foods services industries. He also has a very sexy wife who is not only brilliant but who gives him continuous blowjobs and anal sex every Saturday night. He’s a friend to the common worker (despite being a trillionaire and getting continuous blowjobs and regular anal sex) and to good countries like Canada, Europe (which isn’t a country but Le Jac loves them all) and Japan…all countries that the US should have free and open trade with because they are the good guys. He’s an enemy of all other countries who try and steal the gods given jobs of good American workers (and peasants). He also writes poetry on the weekends, is good to puppies and kittens, and makes sure his wife knows her place (which is usually in a box in the closet except when he takes her out for blowjobs or her special anal ability…he paid extra for that). -XT ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/364 "2011-06-29T16:26:53Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > That’s got to be the most brain dead response you’ve come up with yet. It got attention because women loved it, not because guys got offended. And I’m not white either, you shit eating waste of skin. > > Your existence is the reason why bestiality is illegal. I see the troll still hasn’t been banned. Maybe next week. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/365 "2011-06-29T16:28:10Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > That’s got to be the most brain dead response you’ve come up with yet. It got attention because women loved it, not because guys got offended. The only reason I’m aware said book exists is because you’re all butthurt about it. I highly doubt you’re the only insecure drama queen with persecution fantasies out there. Don’t worry, I’m sure Maureen Dodd appreciates the extra sales. But you’re evading the point – you contended that no one would be allowed to publish a book titled “Are Women Necessary?” and the lack of such a book is evidence that men lack rights that women currently have in terms of what they can say about the other gender. Which is total nonsense – if “Are Women Necessary?” could generate the same hand-wringing hysteria in tards like you, it would be on the shelves already. While you’re actually addressing the point, feel free to also share what traumatic events happened that have left you so fearful and insecure. I’m guessing general life failure, but I can’t rule out botched circumcision. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/366 "2011-06-29T17:30:58Z")
Men are necessary. Women are necessary. Jac is not necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/367 "2011-06-29T18:23:44Z")
I am Jac’s unnecessary impotent rage. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/368 "2011-06-29T19:10:54Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Actually I’d rather bomb the apple cart from orbit. If you and your kind happen to be nearby. [Moderating] Wishing death on other posters is a violation of the board rules. Please do not do this again. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/369 "2011-06-29T19:14:39Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I am Jac’s unnecessary impotent rage. I’d classify his impotence as necessary, or at least highly desirable. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/370 "2011-06-29T19:28:15Z")
Sure, at _this_ point. Thing is, which came first, the impotence or the rage? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/371 "2011-06-29T19:39:19Z")
Well, if rage causes impotence a lot of people on this board may want to tone it down 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/372 "2011-06-29T19:41:50Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Stupid, irresistible prehensile tongue. [Don’t knock the tongue, chicks dig it!!!](http://fuckyeahwendymccolm.tumblr.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/373 "2011-06-29T19:49:18Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > The only reason I’m aware said book exists is because you’re all butthurt about it. I highly doubt you’re the only insecure drama queen with persecution fantasies out there. Don’t worry, I’m sure Maureen Dodd appreciates the extra sales. > > But you’re evading the point – you contended that no one would be allowed to publish a book titled “Are Women Necessary?” and the lack of such a book is evidence that men lack rights that women currently have in terms of what they can say about the other gender. Which is total nonsense – if “Are Women Necessary?” could generate the same hand-wringing hysteria in tards like you, it would be on the shelves already. > > While you’re actually addressing the point, feel free to also share what traumatic events happened that have left you so fearful and insecure. I’m guessing general life failure, but I can’t rule out botched circumcision. Typical castrated drone response. If you protest a sexist book written by a woman you must be a failure and a victim of a botched circumcision. Your skull must be one big Superfund site. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/374 "2011-06-29T19:50:47Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Sure, at _this_ point. Thing is, which came first, the impotence or the rage? Your “woe is women” victimhood and “smear anyone who challenges my sense of victimhood” mentality came first, and is the only REAL problem here. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/375 "2011-06-29T19:51:47Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Men are necessary. Women are necessary. Jac is not necessary. And what makes you necessary? Oh, I know, suicidal people need someone like you to look down on. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/376 "2011-06-29T19:56:13Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I am Jac’s unnecessary impotent rage. Then you are nonexistent because I’ve no rage. No rage, no impotence. I am, however, having fun at the expense of you equality-phobic drones who do little more than follow the textbook anti-equality troll book, while accusing me of being a troll for giving you your medicine right back. You are scared of equality. Scared shitless. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/377 "2011-06-29T20:01:47Z")
You’re adorable. 🙂 Seriously, I just wanna hug you and love you and call you George. Guys? Can I take him home? I promise I’ll clean his cage every day and make sure he always has nibbles! ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/378 "2011-06-29T20:05:29Z")
You can have him. He’s ‘adorable’ in the same way a leprous cannibal dwarf with mange and a hunched back is, IMHO. 😛 Just be careful he doesn’t bite you, and if he starts humping your leg…well, you are on your own… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/379 "2011-06-29T20:18:18Z")
Come on **Jac** …your alleged insults are really…lacking of late. Keeping up this charade of yours during your breaks at work is really becoming apparent. It’s starting to look more like a chore for you rather than “having fun”. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/380 "2011-06-29T20:51:52Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Typical castrated drone response. If you protest a sexist book written by a woman you must be a failure and a victim of a botched circumcision. Typical self-proclaimed victim response. If anyone wonders why you’re such a crybaby, you dismiss them as being allies of the conspiracy of women working to keep you down. Seriously, though, why so bitter? You can tell us. It’s the penis, isn’t it? Did a mean girl laugh at it? Forget her, man. You don’t need her. You have your “wife” now. I’m sure she’s way better than all those attractive women in your past who wouldn’t date you for their own completely biased and unfair reasons and who even now are plotting and discriminating against you while they enjoy privileges that you can only dream of those lucky frickin’ BITCHES GODDAMNIT URHGHLAL. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=20)