# I wish to declare war on a foreign country. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464 "2011-06-06T01:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/381 "2011-06-29T21:02:18Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > You’re adorable. 🙂 What IS it about equality that scares you so much? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/382 "2011-06-29T21:03:23Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Typical self-proclaimed victim response. If anyone wonders why you’re such a crybaby, you dismiss them as being allies of the conspiracy of women working to keep you down. > > Seriously, though, why so bitter? You can tell us. It’s the penis, isn’t it? Did a mean girl laugh at it? Forget her, man. You don’t need her. You have your “wife” now. I’m sure she’s way better than all those attractive women in your past who wouldn’t date you for their own completely biased and unfair reasons and who even now are plotting and discriminating against you while they enjoy privileges that you can only dream of those lucky frickin’ BITCHES GODDAMNIT URHGHLAL. Jeez. Just the mere _mention_ of equality is enough to make you go bonkers like this. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/383 "2011-06-29T21:05:00Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Come on **Jac** …your alleged insults are really…lacking of late. Says who? A midget like you? ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/384 "2011-06-29T21:05:41Z")
Being a black trillionaire means never having to say you are sorry (to your Real Doll)… -XT ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/385 "2011-06-29T21:07:41Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > What IS it about equality that scares you so much? When I take you home, I’m going to have my parrot teach you some new words. Right now you’re cute, but wicked boring. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/386 "2011-06-29T21:10:10Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > I promise I’ll clean his cage every day and make sure he always has nibbles! Considering the quality and quantity of the feces he’s discharging, saying you’ll clean his cage is a brave statement. And seriously, this thread is reeking of effort. Nothing worse than a troll that tries too hard. True trolling should be effortless and hard to detect. Like a ninja. This trolling is clumsy and obvious, like an overweight ninja with the runs. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/387 "2011-06-29T21:26:25Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > What IS it about equality that scares you so much? Yeah, Diana, why are you so obviously terrified of equality? I mean, once we have equality, everything is going to be awesome! Women will stop being so sexist all the time, with their mean book titles and unrealistic standards for what constitutes a normal-sized penis. Also, they won’t be so hung up on unfair stereotypes about what is attractive in a man and might finally give certain “non-traditional” males a chance to actually have sex with someone who isn’t gross looking and/or constructed out of medical grade latex. Yes, it will truly be a utopia. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/388 "2011-06-29T21:37:34Z")
If I were her I’d be terrified. I picture Mini-Me humping Foxy Cleopatra’s leg in Goldmember every time I think of her taking him home… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/389 "2011-06-29T21:57:19Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Says who? A midget like you? That’s heightist. What happened to wanting equality? ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/390 "2011-06-29T22:17:05Z")
What I dislike about equality is that it would mean I’m on a par with Le Jacalarse, and, like everyone else here, I’m clearly better than it. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/391 "2011-06-29T23:33:26Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > When I take you home, I’m going to have my parrot teach you some new words. Right now you’re cute, but wicked boring. What home? You live in a cardboard box yelling at everyone about how women have it so bad that you gotta get back at us with your lame paranoid attempts at feminist castigation. You’re like Valerie Solanas without the courage. Take a pet home? Hell you couldn’t even afford to pay attention much less buy a pet. And equality still scares you. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/392 "2011-06-29T23:36:28Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Yeah, Diana, why are you so obviously terrified of equality? I mean, once we have equality, everything is going to be awesome! Women will stop being so sexist all the time, with their mean book titles Funny how sexist shit like “Are Men Necessary?” isn’t reviled like “Are Jews Necessary?” In your universe saying that shit about men is okay but saying it about women isn’t. Yup, you’re still scared of equality. And unattractiveness? Yeah, maybe I should be like you the next time a fat woman complains about not being able to get laid. Wait, I’m your intellectual better. Better enough to put you on ignore now and destroy your ability to do little more than scream from inside the confines of your bottle-sized universe. Now who are you gonna talk to? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/393 "2011-06-29T23:39:18Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > What I dislike about equality is that it would mean I’m on a par with Le Jacalarse I’ve said nothing about equal rights that anyone should be ashamed of. Nothing at all. > [@](#): > > and, like everyone else here, I’m clearly better than it. In your own mind only. You’re not superior to a pile of turd, much less me. Your forum is little more than a remedial reading comprehension class that most of society laughs at. No wait… few people even care about you. Or even care to know about your kind. If you all disappeared that would be the end of your message. You are a bunch of genetic and meme dead-ends. You know this, which is why you’re so pissed off at me. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/394 "2011-06-29T23:43:13Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Now who are you gonna talk to? At a guess–everyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/395 "2011-06-29T23:45:28Z")
You know what makes DianaG so mad? It’s that she’s not a praying mantis. She wishes she was one of them. Instead she’s just an overly spoiled kid who is about ready to explode at the idea of putting as much effort into life as men have to. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/396 "2011-06-29T23:54:46Z")
_Trolls, And the Dopers Who Enable Them_, by Dr. Oprah Phil, dds. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/397 "2011-06-29T23:56:48Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Funny how sexist shit like “Are Men Necessary?” isn’t reviled like “Are Jews Necessary?” That’s not that funny. Are you sure you’re telling it right? [QUOTE=Le Jacquelope] In your universe saying that shit about men is okay but saying it about women isn’t. Yup, you’re still scared of equality. [/QUOTE] What makes you think I’m scared? Maybe I just enjoy inequality, did you ever think of that? Watching you cry and have a tantrum about the sexism you’re constantly subjected to is kind of fun, after all. Heck, if I was emperor of the world, I’d make it legal for any woman to kick you in the balls at any time. When you complained, I would just laugh and twirl my mustache. > [@](#): > > And unattractiveness? Yeah, maybe I should be like you the next time a fat woman complains about not being able to get laid. Translation: I am ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/398 "2011-06-30T00:02:12Z")
Ah, Jacqui, if you were a decent troll you’d not have played your hand so obviously. I wondered for a while, probably because I didn’t really read you threads, but now it’s clear. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/399 "2011-06-30T00:37:09Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > Ah, Jacqui, if you were a decent troll you’d not have played your hand so obviously. I wondered for a while, probably because I didn’t really read you threads, but now it’s clear. :rolleyes: You probably don’t even understand the word you’re bandying about. A TROLL would start with “what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?” I suppose, though, that you consider me a troll because merely talking about men and women treating other by the same social rules is as dangerous and crazy as a domestic violence joke about women. In reality, **you don’t even know what your case is against me**. Not one person here can point to any position I’ve held about male-female relations and cite that as the reason for your tirades. You just saw the word “Equality” and utterly lost what few marbles you had. You’re like a Tea Partier, except for misandry. Now please, go PM DianaG and redeem your sexual brownie points. You obviously need them. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/400 "2011-06-30T00:43:56Z")
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