# I wish to declare war on a foreign country. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464 "2011-06-06T01:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/461 "2011-07-02T22:45:17Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Heh, must have mattered enough to you to respond with your patented rehashes. And here you are responding with more of your tired bullshit. > [@](#): > > I don’t put ANYONE on ignore because I would have a narrower viewpoint on them which in turn would make my assessment of them less accurate. So you don’t tune out any old drunken piss soaked bum that accosts you on the street? I do. Guess what: you’re that bum today. > [@](#): > > There’s nothing to salvage since it was never damaged nor destroyed. Denial. It’s an awesome survival mechanism, isn’t it? > [@](#): > > That’s all in that little head of yours with a heaping sidedish of gibberish. Seriously dude, you need professional help. I don’t care if you get it here or overseas; you are beyond such minor considerations. You know, you’re a good suicide counselor. How many bridge jumpers have seen you and opted to go back to work thanking God that they’re not a knuckle dragging self deluded shit stain like you? In any case, like I said, you’re today’s piss-soaked bum. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/462 "2011-07-02T22:46:34Z")
And that’s three more trolls silenced. Now who will you flap your yap at? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/463 "2011-07-03T00:00:36Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > So you don’t tune out any old drunken piss soaked bum that accosts you on the street? I do. Guess what: you’re that bum today. So…you tuned him out by responding to him a bunch of times? ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/464 "2011-07-03T01:02:33Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > So…you tuned him out by responding to him a bunch of times? “Forget it; he’s rolling.” ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/465 "2011-07-03T02:34:45Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Could you provide links to those forums please? I’d like to check them out. Thanks. Seconded. I’m just as interested in those forums as I am in **FXMasterMind** ’s. Neither of you have bothered to link to those forums that you claim to be getting your arguments from. ---
**Author:** ![humanafterall](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/humanafterall/32/19654_2.png) [@humanafterall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humanafterall)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/466 "2011-07-03T02:47:59Z")
Some how, these good people seem to have mistaken me as a sock of you, sir! I am highly offended. Why I should associate myself with a character like you is quite beyond me… ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/467 "2011-07-03T03:04:22Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > And here you are responding with more of your tired bullshit. That’s so offensive. They could at least deliver fresh bullshit. > [@](#): > > So you don’t tune out any old drunken piss soaked bum that accosts you on the street? I tried that once, but I missed you too badly. You’ll always be my old drunken piss soaked bum. 😃 > [@](#): > > Denial. It’s an awesome survival mechanism, isn’t it? And it’s a river in Egpyt! > [@](#): > > You know, you’re a good suicide counselor. How many bridge jumpers have seen you and opted to go back to work thanking God that they’re not a knuckle dragging self deluded shit stain like you? Yeah, but do those former bridge jumpers count as the sort of people that screwed up their own suicides. You seem to have a problem with them. I think your insults have lapped themselves. > [@](#): > > In any case, like I said, you’re today’s piss-soaked bum. Hooray! Nowhere to go but up…well I suppose you could go down to piss soaked, _feces encrusted_ bum but then I’m a diaper’s only half full kinda guy. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/468 "2011-07-03T03:06:25Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > And that’s three more trolls silenced. Now who will you flap your yap at? Okay. Is it “Ghostbusters” now? I know it’s “Who you gonna” something, but I forgot the rest of that lyric. Doesn’t make sense though. Why would you flap your yap at the Ghostbusters?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/469 "2011-07-03T18:06:40Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Seconded. I’m just as interested in those forums as I am in **FXMasterMind** ’s. > > Neither of you have bothered to link to those forums that you claim to be getting your arguments from. You asked, I deliver as usual. [http://unlawflcombatnt.proboards.com/index.cgi#general](http://unlawflcombatnt.proboards.com/index.cgi#general) [http://antimisandry.com/forums/](http://antimisandry.com/forums/) Don’t even try going there. You don’t have the power of overwhelming numbers there. You’ll get chewed up for lunch, many times over. > [@humanafterall](#): > > Some how, these good people seem to have mistaken me as a sock of you, sir! I am highly offended. Why I should associate myself with a character like you is quite beyond me… But I’ve said nothing wrong. No one can point to a single thing I’ve ever said that implies taking rights away from women. Not. One. Single. THING. So nobody’s got any case against me, except they don’t like equality. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/470 "2011-07-03T18:20:24Z")
Okay which one of these quotes is improperly attributed to a feminist? > [@](#): > > “I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig.” – Andrea Dworkin > > “I feel that ‘man-hating’ is an honorable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them.” – Robin Morgan, Ms. Magazine Editor. > > “The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness…can be trained to do most things.” – Jilly Cooper, SCUM (Society For Cutting Up Men, started by Valerie Solanas) > > “Men are rapists, batterers, plunderers, killers; these same men are religious prophets, poets, heroes, figures of romance, adventure, accomplishment, figures ennobled by tragedy and defeat. Men have claimed the earth, called it ‘Her’. Men ruin Her. Men have airplanes, guns, bombs, poisonous gases, weapons so perverse and deadly that they defy any authentically human imagination.” – Andrea Dworkin, Pornography: Men Possessing Women > > “The more famous and powerful I get the more power I have to hurt men.” > – Sharon Stone; Actress > > “The proportion of men must be reduced to and maintained at approximately 10% of the human race.” – Sally Miller Gearhart, in The Future - If There Is One - Is Female. > > “Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometimes gain from the experience.” - Catherine Comins > > “All men are rapists and that’s all they are” – Marilyn French, Authoress; (later, advisoress to Al Gore’s Presidential Campaign.) > > “We can’t destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.” – Robin Morgan You guys obviously agree with these women, because you wage war with anyone who has a PROBLEM with those comments. So what would you say if any of this was said by a man? ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/471 "2011-07-03T18:57:00Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Don’t even try going there. You don’t have the power of overwhelming numbers there. You’ll get chewed up for lunch, many times over. [[Quote=antimisandry.com](http://Quote=antimisandry.com)] [antimisandry.com](http://antimisandry.com) Statistics Threads: 31,719 Posts: 243,882 Members: 1,729 Welcome to our newest member, le jacquelope [/quote] > [@unlawflcombatnt.proboards.com](#): > > Total Topics: 9,129 - Total Posts: 29,921 > Total Members: 270 There are posters here who’ve made more posts than the total in your last “cite”. And on the other one, you’re the newest member. So, you are nothing to do with these fora, and there’s fuck all there anyway. You do a grand job of proving yourself an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/472 "2011-07-03T21:14:25Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > There are posters here who’ve made more posts than the total in your last “cite”. And on the other one, you’re the newest member. So, you are nothing to do with these fora, and there’s fuck all there anyway. You do a grand job of proving yourself an idiot. I lol’ed. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/473 "2011-07-03T21:26:11Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Okay which one of these quotes is improperly attributed to a feminist? > You guys obviously agree with these women, because you wage war with anyone who has a PROBLEM with those comments. You got me. I totally agree with all of those wildy insane statements. That’s the only reason I think you’re a total ass. > [@](#): > > So what would you say if any of this was said by a man? Those comments? I’d say they have some serious gender based self loathing issues. ---
**Author:** ![humanafterall](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/humanafterall/32/19654_2.png) [@humanafterall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humanafterall)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/474 "2011-07-03T21:38:44Z")
**LeJacquelope** , I typed up my own post on outsourcing and was soundly told what was what. Naturally, because you made a post on the same subject they assume that I am a sock puppet account belonging to you. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/475 "2011-07-04T09:32:58Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > And here you are responding with more of your tired bullshit. Duh…I warned you: [QUOTE=Me] You just require force feeding until your little, green, hairy, bumpy belly explodes. [/QUOTE] > [@](#): > > So you don’t tune out any old drunken piss soaked bum that accosts you on the street? I do. Guess what: you’re that bum today. So funny on so many different levels. That makes you a piss bum, too…and also a troll. > [@](#): > > Denial. It’s an awesome survival mechanism, isn’t it? You should know…you’re living the dream! > [@](#): > > You know, you’re a good suicide counselor. How many bridge jumpers have seen you and opted to go back to work thanking God that they’re not a knuckle dragging self deluded shit stain like you? See, this is where you are starting to crack…going to the ad-homs because your all out of fuel and spent…it’s like your creativity has been outsourced to a sheet of ice in Greenland. > [@](#): > > In any case, like I said, you’re today’s piss-soaked bum. Better than a piss-soaked troll bum. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/476 "2011-07-05T22:45:34Z")
> [@humanafterall](#): > > **LeJacquelope** , I typed up my own post on outsourcing and was soundly told what was what. Naturally, because you made a post on the same subject they assume that I am a sock puppet account belonging to you. You realize that the Wall Street Journal found in an Sept/October 2010 poll that over 80% of Americans despise outsourcing and see it as damaging to the United States. The _Wall Street Journal_ found this out. These guys are the biggest offshoring defenders of all and they found most Americans oppose it. It’s not surprising that the Dopers called you a sockpuppet of me. These are the same people who believe that the Wall Street Journal poll lied to them. A recent article by the American Thinker, for God’s sake, pointed out another poll showing over 60% of Americans support tariffs. Now what side of the issue do you think the American Thinker is typically on? Again, what did the Dopers say… “not true! not true!” The Dopers say that opposition to offshoring is racist against Chinese but when you call them out on their racism against the brown and heavily unemployed people of America… they go dead silent. How is this relevant to you being called a sockpuppet of me? Simple… these Dopers are swinging blindly. The fact is the Straight Dope crowd is getting angrier and angrier because they’re increasingly on the WRONG side of the offshoring issue and they’re tired of the entire world closing in on them about it. They want the anti-offshoring people to go away and stay silent. And that ain’t happening. They cover up this frustration by accusing me of calling myself “GOD!!!” which I have never, ever done but you can read this thread and see many people accusing me of that. The problem is the pro-offshoring point of view is not only despised by most Americans, but it is even being abandoned by economists. The whole Ricardo “comparative advantage” theory is falling flat on its face. Support for offshoring is almost extinct in the wild. You know what they say about political forces that grow weaker? They get louder and angrier… which is what these guys are doing. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/477 "2011-07-06T00:25:05Z")
The really annoying thing is, if you had any coherent points to make about outsourcing, I’ve never seen them. I’ve only seen your attacks on other posters, which must be well over 90% of your posts. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/478 "2011-07-06T01:45:03Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > The really annoying thing is, if you had any coherent points to make about outsourcing, I’ve never seen them. I’ve only seen your attacks on other posters, which must be well over 90% of your posts. You just saw his entire attack on outsourcing. Everyone in the U.S. thinks it’s wrong, therefore it is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/479 "2011-07-06T03:41:58Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > The really annoying thing is, if you had any coherent points to make about outsourcing, I’ve never seen them. I’ve only seen your attacks on other posters, which must be well over 90% of your posts. Not to mention that **LeJac** is trying to start a board war…he has linked a few posts from **msmith** on the unlawflcombatnt board (which I guess is allowable over there), and is trying to get others to post on here. Also, I find it very suspicious that he actually joined here first and when his “postings” (insults) didn’t fly here, he decides to join other boards to drum up support for his cause. Also, his demeanor on that board is much different than here, another red flag. If he tries to link some posts on unlawflcombatnt here, he’s pretty much troll first, anti-outsourcer second. That’s not how you start any meaningful dialog around here or any other reputable board. That’s how you get labelled as a troll though. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/480 "2011-07-06T10:07:27Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > You realize that the Wall Street Journal found in an Sept/October 2010 poll that over 80% of Americans despise outsourcing and see it as damaging to the United States. The _Wall Street Journal_ found this out. These guys are the biggest offshoring defenders of all and they found most Americans oppose it. > > It’s not surprising that the Dopers called you a sockpuppet of me. These are the same people who believe that the Wall Street Journal poll lied to them. > > A recent article by the American Thinker, for God’s sake, pointed out another poll showing over 60% of Americans support tariffs. Now what side of the issue do you think the American Thinker is typically on? Again, what did the Dopers say… “not true! not true!” > > The Dopers say that opposition to offshoring is racist against Chinese but when you call them out on their racism against the brown and heavily unemployed people of America… they go dead silent. > > How is this relevant to you being called a sockpuppet of me? Simple… these Dopers are swinging blindly. The fact is the Straight Dope crowd is getting angrier and angrier because they’re increasingly on the WRONG side of the offshoring issue and they’re tired of the entire world closing in on them about it. They want the anti-offshoring people to go away and stay silent. And that ain’t happening. They cover up this frustration by accusing me of calling myself “GOD!!!” which I have never, ever done but you can read this thread and see many people accusing me of that. > > The problem is the pro-offshoring point of view is not only despised by most Americans, but it is even being abandoned by economists. The whole Ricardo “comparative advantage” theory is falling flat on its face. Support for offshoring is almost extinct in the wild. > > You know what they say about political forces that grow weaker? They get louder and angrier… which is what these guys are doing. I like this post. It’s like a LeJacquelope greatest hits compilation. All of his best foam flecked rantings in just one post! Now how much would you pay for something like this? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=25)