# I wish to declare war on a foreign country. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464 "2011-06-06T01:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/101 "2011-06-10T22:46:37Z")
I thought he just hated cars that were hard to work on? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/102 "2011-06-10T23:13:55Z")
I hate dead people. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/103 "2011-06-10T23:38:20Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > And your point boils down to “I hate Americans”. No, only one American. And not so much “hate” as “don’t see the point of”. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/104 "2011-06-10T23:43:58Z")
**RickJay** hates American baseball. Its true. He prefers Canadian baseball, with all its funky rules and wider and longer fields and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/105 "2011-06-10T23:46:16Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Wait, you accuse me of trolling and yet you assholes turn around and say I hate Chinese people? :eek:And here I thought they were referring to gaps in armor. I was a bit surprised to hear that people had a problem with that. I hate it when my armor has flaws. > [@](#): > > You do have one point, though - you guys have completely jumped the shark and your arguments are old, tired, ineffective, and you’re a downright disappointment when it comes to looking for a challenge here. And we’re all fat and live in our parents basements. Don’t forget that. You can tell we’re fat because we need such BIIIIIIIG delusions to hide behind. > [@](#): > > You’re no challenge. You’re a joke. Not just to me but all the other 6 billion human beings on Planet Earth. And probably those on other worlds, too. Oh Torgo. You’re the laziest man on Mars. I’m shocked to hear there are human beings on other worlds. We really do spread like a virus. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/106 "2011-06-10T23:47:15Z")
Tell me again why this needed a new pit thread and couldn’t just be posted in the original pit thread (also by you and still at the top of the pit’s first page)? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/107 "2011-06-11T00:06:03Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Tell me again why this needed a new pit thread and couldn’t just be posted in the original pit thread (also by you and still at the top of the pit’s first page)? How is **Le Jacquelope** going to get the massive infusions of attention he needs to survive with a mere post? It takes threads, and lots of them! C’mon, man, use your brain. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/108 "2011-06-11T00:07:09Z")
I always knew you were a zombie, Giraffe… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/109 "2011-06-11T00:10:06Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > And I hate Brussel Sprouts. There, I said it. It’s Brussel_ **s** _ Sprouts, moran. No wonder you hate Yourope. (Anyone notice a distinct vegetable theme in the past two threads?) ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/110 "2011-06-11T00:16:41Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > I always knew you were a zombie, Giraffe… A zombie joke in a non-zombie thread? That’s just _wrong_. Yes, as soon as I read your post I automatically scrolled up to check the dates. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/111 "2011-06-11T00:29:41Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > The US is the only nation in the past 200 years to have invaded Canadian territory. A failed invasion, I’ll note. The [War Museum](http://www.warmuseum.ca/splash.html) in Ottawa has an interesting area that covers that war. [plug]A fascinating museum, by the way, and well worth visiting. It’s patriotic, moving, and even-handed all at the same time. Quite a feat.[/plug] ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/112 "2011-06-11T00:29:55Z")
I hate America too. “A Horse With No Name” is a shitty song. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/113 "2011-06-11T01:05:37Z")
Oh gods…it’s starting to happen! The combination of FXM and Le Jac is causing the board to turn into a black hole! I went to post in the RickJay Hates America thread and instead I’m in the equally idiotic I Wish To Spout Off About Outsourcing and Tariffs In an Old and Uninteresting Way thread! :eek: _sitting calmly and waiting for the end_ -XT ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/114 "2011-06-11T01:06:07Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Tell me again why this needed a new pit thread and couldn’t just be posted in the original pit thread (also by you and still at the top of the pit’s first page)? That’s an excellent question. In lieu of an answer, I’ve merged the two threads together. Post #93 was the OP of the other thread. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/115 "2011-06-11T01:07:23Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Oh gods…it’s starting to happen! The combination of FXM and Le Jac is causing the board to turn into a black hole! I went to post in the RickJay Hates America thread and instead I’m in the equally idiotic I Wish To Spout Off About Outsourcing and Tariffs In an Old and Uninteresting Way thread! :eek: > > _sitting calmly and waiting for the end_ > > -XT I wish I could say this is the first time I’ve been mistaken for a massive gravitic anomaly. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/116 "2011-06-11T01:07:23Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] That’s an excellent question. In lieu of an answer, I’ve merged the two threads together. Post #93 was the OP of the other thread. [/QUOTE] You mean the end isn’t near?? -XT ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/117 "2011-06-11T02:25:27Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > I’m shocked to hear there are human beings on other worlds. We really do spread like a virus. [Agent Smith] Offshoring supporters are a disease, a cancer on this economy, and **Le Jac** …is…the cure. [/Agent Smith] ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/118 "2011-06-11T02:30:12Z")
I think Jac’s problem is that he can’t figure out how to turn off the ads that say 'Hot Chinese women want to meet you! (Except if you are that dim bulb **Le Jacquelope** )." Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/119 "2011-06-11T02:46:12Z")
Millions of Americans rally around Jaq. Wait. No wait. They’re coming. Just give it a minute. Everyone agrees with him. They’ll be here reallly, really soon. This board is full of fucktards. All of America disagrees with this board. Le Jaq is the only sane one here. You guys suck. Fuck. I thought America would be here by now. eta: fuck China. aeta: for the record, hot Chinese women _do_ want to meet Jaq. They really do. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464/120 "2011-06-11T02:56:46Z")
I can’t be the only one to picture Ignatius Reilly every time I read a post by **Le Jacquelope**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-declare-war-on-a-foreign-country/584464.md?page=7)