# I wish to live off the government dole. Tell me how

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 22, 2021, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-live-off-the-government-dole-tell-me-how/942681 "2021-05-22T06:38:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wish-to-live-off-the-government-dole-tell-me-how/942681/91 "2021-05-26T12:42:13Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Could be a tough challenge for a self-described Florida man…

True. … But at least I’m not _this_ Florida Man …

> [@I believe I have discovered the worst “food” item in existence](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-i-have-discovered-the-worst-food-item-in-existence/942741/41):
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> As gross as eating a live octopus sounds, I’d rather eat that than what this guy ate:

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