# I woke up, more's the pity MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 28, 2013, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430 "2013-10-28T09:52:47Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/101 "2013-10-31T01:03:36Z")

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> [@Rougarou](#):
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> **MOOOOOOM** there’ll be no candy beggin’ at da cave either. Not many kids about and the two years in a row I did attempt I might have had three or four kidlets show up. Just ain’t worth it.

I never get beggars. Something about a loud, 46lbs Jack Russell to trick the kids away.🙂

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/102 "2013-10-31T01:40:27Z")

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**Rougarou** , I was actually thinking of another hymn.:smack:

You know us Whiskeypalians, we have that children’s hymn “I Sing a Song of the Saints of God.”

I can’t help but snort at my memories from this zombie thread. Check out post #13

> **[Ere you left the stall...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=218793)**
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> This is directed towards those numerous nasty jerks who evidently can’t be bothered with being sanitary in public; i.e, those who refuse to flush the commode when finished. \*Ere you left the stall a moment past Did you think to flush? In the name...

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/103 "2013-10-31T02:03:55Z")

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To pass the time in my mother’s Unitarian church, I’d look through the hymnbook. As a musician, it interested me.

I think my favourite hymn in it was “[Morning Has Broken](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKoRp05L95c)” (most famously covered by Cat Stevens.) Unlike many of the hymns in the book, both the words and the music are beautiful.

There was also a hymn in the book that had really ugly, depressing music. I remember playing it on my bass clarinet - and any sad music automatically sounds more depressing when played on the bass clarinet. It was kinda funny, actually. I found a [metal-ish version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9if1qX3rJBE) on YouTube.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/104 "2013-10-31T02:36:16Z")

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When I was a kid, my Father pointed to Issac Watt as the author of some hymns in the Methodist church.  
Dad was an electronic engineer, I am now an Instrumentation and Electronic engineer, and the unit of electrical power, the Watt, is named after Issac Watt.  
W=I\*E.  
Watt = current multiplied by voltage.  
🙂  
William Blake wrote the poem for the hymn, [Jerusalem.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/105 "2013-10-31T03:43:11Z")

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All my New England Fam & Buds will sleep well tonight

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/106 "2013-10-31T10:11:32Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis a very pleasant 59 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 83 for the day. If only whatever it is that makes my sinuses all ick would go away!

**MoldyMistress** we did indeed sing that as well last night. I know a lot of people just love that hymn, but I’m all meh about it. I can see kids singin’ it in Sunday School, but I think it’s a silly hymn to sing in church. Interestin’ that it does get sung a lot at funerals. I had forgotten about that thread! HEE!

**GhostMidget** I really like _Morning Has Broken_. One of the few I know by heart.

**flytrap** it may or may not surprise that I knew _Jerusalem_ is where you got the line “dark satanic mill” from.

Ok, I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtifiation must commence.

Happy Thursday Y’all!

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/107 "2013-10-31T10:27:37Z")

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{{{ **$2.99** }}}

Blurf.

I typed out another day of mono complaining but it just isn’t worth going through it all again, same story, different day.

Today all of the teachers are dressing up so I am doing my best to comply. At least I get to wear jean capris and tennis shoes!

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/108 "2013-10-31T11:00:57Z")

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Blurf.

Plottin’ to rot kiddie’s teeth tonight.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/109 "2013-10-31T11:36:51Z")

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**{{{StickyBuns}}}** hope you get to feelin’ better soonest.

Also, I was remiss earlier…  
\*\*  
HAPPY  
HALLOWE’EN!!!\*\*

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/110 "2013-10-31T11:44:46Z")

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{{2.99}}

Morning all,

Hallowe’en is my favorite holiday. But I don’t think we will get many if any kids. Our house can not be seen from looking down our street, its hidden around a curve. We are the only ones decorated. Oh well, we gonna dress up and wait by the door anyways and then eat all the candy afterwords.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/111 "2013-10-31T12:11:21Z")

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> [@Rougarou](#):
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> **{{{StickyBuns}}}** hope you get to feelin’ better soonest.
> 
> Also, I was remiss earlier…  
> \*\*  
> HAPPY  
> HALLOWE’EN!!!\*\*

Trickor_BRAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZZZ!!!_?

Up, caffeinated, off to new job. 🙂

Feel better soon, Sticky!

**Nut** , I Rally Care About My Team, but I behave in public. At home, it’s another story. 😉

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/112 "2013-10-31T12:22:58Z")

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Wait, what? New job? Do we know about this? (I’ve been having a hard time keeping up the past few weeks.)

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/113 "2013-10-31T12:52:39Z")

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> [@Rougarou](#):
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> **flytrap** it may or may not surprise that I knew _Jerusalem_ is where you got the line “dark satanic mill” from.

Oh yeah, _now_ you tell us!

:rolleyes:

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/114 "2013-10-31T13:22:41Z")

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Happy Thorsday!

Happy Halloween!

It’s a foggy 54 degrees outside with a projected high of 71.  
It feels like it’s 100 degrees inside. I think I’m going to start sleeping with my window open.

Today is irk, and pet sitting. I feel a bit overwhelmed with fitting everything in. Irk asked me to work some hours outside of my normal schedule, it fits in with the pet sitting but it makes my schedule a little tight.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/115 "2013-10-31T13:53:59Z")

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I hope everyone can forgive me, but I’m too tired and cranky to go back through three pages of MMP now that I’m caught up with work. 🙂 Assume I reacted appropriately to everything.

Yesterday as I was leaving work, I mentioned costume stuff, and was informed by a coworker that we were dressing up _Friday_, not today. I’m glad I said something, otherwise I’d be the asshole in full costume on the wrong day.

However, I find myself unreasonably pissed that we’re saving costume for casual Friday. That’s bullshit, in my opinion. _Today_ is Halloween, dammit. Now I almost don’t want them to see my absolutely awesome costume. :mad:

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/116 "2013-10-31T14:13:51Z")

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Got my trick yesterday-a migraine that lasted from about 2pm until 2:30 this morning. I just went home, shut off all the lights, sat in the recliner and put a blanket over my head until the cats jumped on my chest this morning demanding their tribute. The ground is wet, the air is chilly, and I’ve got a bowl of steel-cut oatmeal sitting in front of me.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/117 "2013-10-31T14:26:55Z")

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_ **HAPPY HALLOWE’EN!!!** _

also blurf.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/118 "2013-10-31T18:24:47Z")

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Blurf.

Think something’s gone a bit funny with the cooling fan in my car- it’s been making slightly funny noises for a while, and it started oveheating a bit today, while I was stuck in traffic. Bah. Will have to get that looked at soon. My housemate (technically landlord, but I feel very silly calling him that) has a gig, so I was dropping stuff off.

We both sort of forgot that it would mean driving right through the city centre twice, during rush hour. Oops. The hazards of non-standard working hours…

And I def’nitely recognised the ‘dark satanic mills’ line, there apparently isn’t an occasion that doesn’t call for someone to start singing ‘Jerusalem’ in England, for some reason…

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/119 "2013-10-31T19:01:45Z")

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I am so ready to SCREAM!  
Nothing is going right today, I have been late for everything which makes me late for the next thing and even later for the next thing.  
One more times thing, last minute dog walk  
them maybe I can relax a bit. Before the next thing is due to be done ☹

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-mores-the-pity-mmp/672430/120 "2013-10-31T19:36:43Z")

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This must be the week for it. I feel your pain, **2.99**. Lost my 16-year-old pug in September very similarly and my 12-year-old chihuahua just two days ago to cardiac arrest. We know they aren’t with us forever but, boy howdy, do they take a piece when they leave. Hugs!

Vertigo is much better. The Epley exercise I did at home on my own seems to have worked so I am going to cancel the ENT appt for Monday and save some bucks.

Everybody ready for the little beggars, I mean, trick-or-treaters tonite?

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