# I woke up with an erection today...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-with-an-erection-today/422829>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-with-an-erection-today/422829 "2007-10-15T20:08:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-with-an-erection-today/422829/1 "2007-10-15T20:08:07Z")

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Did I sleep with a whore last night and black out until she left again?

This fucking thing is weird. I batted it around for a couple minutes to see if it would go away, but it prevailed beyond all smacking.

In fact, it’s still here as I type this message. I can’t make it go away.

Should I go to the doctor? I’ve heard on commercials that if they last so long you should get it checked out. But I just woke up so I don’t know how long it’s been there.

Anyways, maybe I can jerk it away. Does anyone know if there is any porn on the internet?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-with-an-erection-today/422829/2 "2007-10-15T20:10:23Z")

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What?

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-woke-up-with-an-erection-today/422829/3 "2007-10-15T20:15:00Z")

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Until she left _again_?