# I WON!! I WON!! I WON!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651 "2001-08-02T15:58:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/1 "2001-08-02T15:58:55Z")
OK so it’s no big prize, but I’m the “July Winner” [here](http://www.bullsballs.com). (from the main page, scroll down to the ‘Contest’ button and give 'er a click.) Now, how do I break the news to Mrs. Spritle? 😃 _link repaired - UB_ [Edited by UncleBeer on 08-02-2001 at 12:02 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/2 "2001-08-02T16:16:46Z")
Bad link Bad! ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/3 "2001-08-02T17:06:04Z")
::Shaking head ruefully:: Sorry. Sorry. I’ll try again. [Here](http://www.bullsballs.com/)? Now, what shall I do with them? ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/4 "2001-08-02T17:07:56Z")
I didn’t hit “Refresh” on the MPSIMS forum screen after lunch. I didn’t see that **UB** fixed my link. Many thanks, big guy! ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/5 "2001-08-02T17:12:47Z")
I do believe that is one of the most disturbing, yet oddly fascinating products I’ve seen. I suppose there’s a market for everything, but truck testicles? Now I want a pair for my F-150. What color did you win? ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/6 "2001-08-02T17:18:11Z")
I got to choose. I was going for realistic “flesh tone”, and figured that the champagne was probable closest. However, there is something decidedly wrong about “champagne” bull testicles. Kind of like a carnation pink Humvee or a fuchsia bass boat. So I asked for the red. Trucks, nuthin’. They’re goin’ on the back of my little TR-7!! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/7 "2001-08-02T18:22:00Z")
Figure the wimmin-folk would complain about mounting hardware not being included. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/8 "2001-08-02T18:40:48Z")
Definitely a GuyThing[sup]TM[/sup]. My Rottweiler would _love_ a pair of them things to play with! Go on boy…get your ball…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/9 "2001-08-02T18:50:09Z")
I’m so tempted to get a red pair and stick them on my mom’s company van. The pristine high muckey muck parking lot full of pristine, sleek company cars (or as is the case, company SUVs)…and my mom’s nice pretty red van…with balls. For my litle green car, the brown. Think they would work okay mounted on a wall? I’m getting a new apartment this fall… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/10 "2001-08-02T18:55:32Z")
I repeat Bad Link! Bad! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/11 "2001-08-02T19:00:08Z")
[quote] From customer testimonials: - …Using the three “links” allows the balls to swing to and fro, yet not “twist” too much, that way they are always facing the right direction.\* Errm. Turn your wheel and cough. Can you say **‘Chick Repellant’**? I can picture it now: I pull alongside a pair of nice looking women in a red Audi TT. The auburn haired beauty in the passenger seat looks over my car and nods approval, while the driver winks at me with her alluring green eyes. As I downshift and pass them, hoping they will follow me into the parking lot of a nearby pub, they get a look at a pair of **giant blue balls** dangling under my rear bumper. They are thinking, “no wonder you have blue balls,” and simultaneously call me a ‘Wanker’ as they hurriedly turn off in an attempt to loose me… You won the booby prize (pun intended) I suggest you furtively install them on a buddies car. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-won-i-won-i-won/74651/12 "2001-08-02T20:13:38Z")
You think that’s bad, Zebra? Check out [_Neuticles!_](http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html)