# I wonder ...? (This is a thread game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 20, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016 "2022-08-20T23:34:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/1 "2022-08-20T23:34:06Z")

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I wonder…why do Sherpa guides at Everest not have high altitude sickness?

(No need to answer, what do you wonder about?)

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/2 "2022-08-20T23:37:00Z")

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Do Twinkies have a shelf life, or a half life?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/3 "2022-08-21T00:54:25Z")

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Who wrote **The Book of Love**?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/4 "2022-08-21T00:58:20Z")

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What, exactly, is the Pompatus of Love?

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**Author:** ![dolphinboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dolphinboy/32/330_2.png) [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/5 "2022-08-21T00:58:53Z")

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/6 "2022-08-21T01:18:41Z")

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…why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

…why do we park in the driveway and not on the driveway?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/7 "2022-08-21T02:56:56Z")

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Where do they keep the oft mentioned, permanent record of every human being?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/8 "2022-08-21T02:59:44Z")

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The saying goes, “a penny for your thoughts.” But, then, you give someone your two cents’ worth. Who’s profiting on your thoughts, one cent at a time?

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/9 "2022-08-21T03:12:34Z")

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Why do I not go to bed when I’m this tired, instead of clicking on internet links?

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/10 "2022-08-21T03:18:56Z")

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I wonder what this button does…

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/11 "2022-08-21T03:20:00Z")

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I wonder why the lights in my living room suddenly turned off?

Hey, @snfaulkner , cut it out!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/12 "2022-08-21T04:40:14Z")

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What is Spam, really?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/13 "2022-08-21T04:41:16Z")

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And who invented that wonky-shaped key opening can?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/14 "2022-08-21T05:09:29Z")

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🎶  
_As I walk along, I wonder_  
_What went wrong with our love_  
_A love that was so strong …_

_And I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder_  
_Why a why why why why why_  
_She ran away_  
_And I wonder where she will stay_  
_My little runaway …_  
🎶

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/15 "2022-08-21T06:08:53Z")

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Why do some people have a song for every occasion.

Nice. @Spoons 🎶😀

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/16 "2022-08-21T16:16:20Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> …why do we park in the driveway and not on the driveway?

We do !  
I mean, we don’t !

I wonder why i bother.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/17 "2022-08-21T16:28:42Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> And who invented that wonky-shaped key opening can?

I wonder how I’m going to open my can of soda that’s missing its wonky-shaped key thing without making a mess.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/18 "2022-08-21T18:19:16Z")

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I wonder how, _I Wonder As I Wander,_ became a Christmas choir staple?

> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> I wonder what this button does…

Not the _ **wed** _ one! Don’t ever push the _ **wed** _ one!!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/19 "2022-08-21T19:44:14Z")

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We used to laugh  
We used to cry  
We used to bow our heads then  
Wonder why

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-this-is-a-thread-game/970016/20 "2022-08-21T19:47:30Z")

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I wonder what she’s doing tonight?

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