# I wonder who REALLY popped Britney Spears' cherry, and where he is today? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732 "2003-11-06T17:39:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/1 "2003-11-06T17:39:05Z")
It just ocurred to me randomly as I saw a promo spot on VH1 for another dumb show all about her. I don’t believe for one minute she was a virgin before she and Timberlake hooked up. But that leaves the question: who, where, when? Obviously not information that will change anyone’s life; I just wonder if that guy ever talks about it. It’s probably somebody she went to high school with, or maybe one of her early backup dancers, who knows? But does he ever tell his friends? Does anyone believe him? Is he still sitting back in Louisiana or Mississippi or wherever she’s from, working in Wal-mart? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/2 "2003-11-06T17:50:24Z")
I just realized there’s a great general question for IMHO hidden in this. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/3 "2003-11-06T18:36:14Z")
Dude. You need a hobby or something. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/4 "2003-11-06T18:47:15Z")
Well, I guess it is time I came clean on the subject…it was me. And for a first timer, she wasn’t all that bad. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/5 "2003-11-06T19:11:05Z")
Dude! Really? She said _I_ was her first! Damn! ---
**Author:** ![cagiva650](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cagiva650](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cagiva650)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/6 "2003-11-06T19:42:49Z")
Me thinks it was Madonna! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/7 "2003-11-06T19:49:57Z")
No, I had a pretty good look, it was definetely Britney 😛 ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/8 "2003-11-06T20:11:20Z")
His name was probably Mr. Ed. Or at least that’s what my morning batch of inbox spam claims. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/9 "2003-11-06T20:24:45Z")
Mod, can you delete the duplicate thread? Thanks. And **Chance** , who said THIS isn’t my hobby?? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/10 "2003-11-07T18:14:04Z")
Dildo Daggins, probably. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/11 "2003-11-07T20:58:34Z")
The bill for the dry-cleaning of my brain will be sent to you, **Lizard**. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/12 "2003-11-07T21:57:59Z")
Well, she sure wasn’t keeping Justin around for the conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/13 "2003-11-07T22:01:54Z")
She said it was me. i feel we’ve been lied to guys… and she was crap… ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/14 "2003-11-08T00:57:31Z")
A friend of mine told me that he heard from his sister who overhead two railroad workers talking about an article they read in some skin mag about an interview with Donald Rumesfeld that he had seen pictures of a guy who works a hot dog stand in downtown Beijing who’s neighbor claims to have a pet ferret that used to belong to the ex-girlfriend of the guy who cleans the pool of the person you’re talking about. I think his name was Cecil. Or Otaku. Or was it Rabbi Mohammed Al-Quazir? Something got lost in the translation. Anyway, the big thing was that he popped her cherry _after_ her sex change operation. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/15 "2003-11-08T01:00:56Z")
Five bucks says it had something to do with [this kid.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221820) Tripler Hey, you never know. . . ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wonder-who-really-popped-britney-spears-cherry-and-where-he-is-today/211732/16 "2003-11-10T04:25:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AskNott \* > \*\*Dildo Daggins, probably. \*\* Hey, if **I** go into porn, can I use this as my screen name?