# I WON'T Do it! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 7, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530 "2000-02-07T22:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/1 "2000-02-07T22:23:00Z")
As I am loath to toot my own horn, I intend to call absolutely NO attention to the fact that this is my .5K post. Not gun do it. Wouldn’t be prudent. * * * Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/2 "2000-02-07T22:27:00Z")
I’m seeing Dana Carvey playing the Pres! Nice imitation! Of course, I’m still ahead of ya! nya, nya! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/3 "2000-02-07T22:31:00Z")
Ooh **Bunny** , you’re close! Whatcha think? Next week or so? I’ll give you a dollar if you mention me in your acceptance speech! Only 161 to go for me to hit the biggun… * * * You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/4 "2000-02-07T22:45:00Z")
Well. it’s about time. ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/5 "2000-02-07T23:00:00Z")
Hmph. SOME of us only post when we actually have something to say. * * * Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/6 "2000-02-08T01:43:00Z")
Frankd6! Buddy! Congratulations. Don’t let the nay-sayers bring you down. Quality vs. quantity and all that. Hip hip… ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/7 "2000-02-08T02:07:00Z")
HOORAY! :::Checks his own post count to see how close he is to his 1000th::: * * * Mr. K’s Link of the Month: What is John Kricfalusi (“Ren and Stimpy”) doing these days? [The Goddamn George Liquor Program](http://www.spumco.com/entertainment/webcartoon.html) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/8 "2000-02-08T02:43:00Z")
Hey, I was kidding. Don’t force me to use the smileys. 🙂 * * * I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/9 "2000-02-08T03:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Frankd6: > \*\*Hmph. SOME of us only post when we actually have something to say. > \*\* Then there are those of us who will reply to anything to get nearer that 1000 mark. Oh well, I figure if i keep crashing enough 500 parties, someone will notice that I hit it a while back. Congrats! 😉 * * * “Universe Man - He’s got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand and an eon hand and when they meet it’s a happy land - Powerful man, Universe Man” -TMBG ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/10 "2000-02-08T03:28:00Z")
WOW 500… I was excited to get to 50!! I didn’t throw a party though… Congrats!! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/11 "2000-02-08T05:41:00Z")
Demo, you’re over 500!! _hands over a bottle of champagne_ And congratulations, Frankd6! _repeat_ Angkins, smart idea–wait and have it at 100, you’ll get more free beer. 😉 * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I’m a god. I’m not _the_ God–I don’t think.” --P.C. ---
**Author:** ![el\_eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e99b99/32.png) [@el\_eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/el_eureka)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/12 "2000-02-08T05:45:00Z")
I hit 15…no party for me I guess oh well back to the grindstone to move up in the dope world zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/13 "2000-02-08T06:02:00Z")
Aaaww thanks Kat! "They like me. They really _like_ me! ::Pours Frank a glass of champagne:: * * * “Universe Man - He’s got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand and an eon hand and when they meet it’s a happy land - Powerful man, Universe Man” -TMBG ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wont-do-it/13530/14 "2000-02-08T06:21:00Z")
Congratulations, Democritus, and many happy future postings. Catrandom, getting into the champagne