# I would just like to say that Metallica kicks ass

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**Created:** [January 17, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467 "2001-01-17T05:29:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/21 "2001-01-17T09:54:54Z")

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Megadeth is successful, but they will never approach the succes of Metallica. True, Megadeth’s style is still a little thrashier, but their newer stuff, IMHO, doesn’t even compare to the older stuff. The new stuff seems kinda sterile, where the old stuff seems like it has much more feeling. That said, I have to say I feel a little silly debating Megadeth vs Metallica. Of course its silly in a good way. It makes me feel a little younger.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/22 "2001-01-17T10:26:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by friedo \*  
> **Besides, how many metal bands could, given the opportunity, actually play with a symphony orchestra and pull it off?**

**Queensrÿche**  
_Way_ before G&R or Metallica even considered the idea.

Oh, and also: let’s not start slinging insults here, OK? After all, we’re merely discussing a group of semi-talented has-beens. No need to take it personal. 😉

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/23 "2001-01-17T10:45:40Z")

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didn’t Deep Purple do the Orchestra thing aswell?

Metallica? they didnt make the establishment come to them. they just told their fans that and expected them to fall in line. I lost what little bit of respect for them the day they MURDERED “Whiskey in the Jar” by Thin Lizzy, after all the Napstyer furore.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/24 "2001-01-17T10:59:21Z")

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Of course, **Thin Lizzy** raped the original Irish Folk version of _Whiskey in the Jar_ in the first place. 😃

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/25 "2001-01-17T11:02:47Z")

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> Of course, Thin Lizzy raped the original Irish Folk version of Whiskey in the Jar in the first place

oh, Pick pick pick… and they didn’t rape the original. Them’s fighting words!!

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/26 "2001-01-17T11:11:50Z")

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No offense, but how old are you? I say that because in the 80’s Metallica wasn’t at all in the mainstream. I remember getting picked on in school for wearing a Metallica t-shirt. People said it was “kill your mother music”. Before One, they had no video support. Before the Black Album, they had no radio support. Yet they were still able to sell out arenas. I saw them this summer and they STILL cater to their older fans. The first 4 or 5 songs were all pre-Justice. While most bands go out and play a hour and a half of greatest hits, Metallica still plays two and a half or three hours of hits plus they throw in forgotten tracks. The only thing that has changed is now there are a bunch of frat-boys who don’t know half the songs.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/27 "2001-01-17T15:35:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Azargoth \*  
> \*\*I actually still pick up all of Metallica’s stuff because quite frankly they still have it. Any band can write a blast riff and some garbled lyrics but to instill raw power and true horror takes a little something more. If you hear One, Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Fade to Black, and it doesn’t give you goosebumps…well I feel sorry for you! \*\*

Right… and what albums do those songs come off of??? 80’s albums thats what. No album from Black on ever gave me goosebumps.

I agree with Badtz too… the songwriting is laughable now.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/28 "2001-01-17T15:37:59Z")

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I will say this though… I WILL continue to go to their concerts… they always have been the best live band ever. At their concerts they rock 80’s style… and they know it.

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**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/29 "2001-01-17T16:05:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by oldscratch \*  
> **…metallica said that their real fans like all of their songs. And Metallica should know their fans better than the fans.**

Ummmm…I’m guessing this was a sarcastic remark…

Ok, Lets go the opposite way with this statement… **ONLY** Metallica fans like Metallica. They’re the only one’s who would be downloading their music from Napster. I’m not a Metallica fan, hence, I never downloaded a single Metallica tune.

So, when Mr. Ulrich decided to go and kick off 10,000 Napster users for downloading their tunes…did he not realize that these people are the same “fans” that spend $50 for a concert ticket, $30 for a T shirt, and $20 for a CD?

So, what do we call it when money becomes **more** important than the fans?! **SELLING OUT**! This is the pure definition of the term. When you ignore your fans to make a few bucks.

Don’t worry…with the advent of Napster, Gnutella, and other file-swapping programs…the future of the Record Industry is dim. There will no longer be the need for Record Labels and Record Executives. The band will hire a Promoter to do all the online promotion for the band needed. Using Napster as a marketing tool, and many many many websites like [MP3.com](http://mp3.com) and [Garageband.com](http://www.garageband.com) are putting everything a band needs to be successful at their fingertips. Plus, new technology will make the future of self-managed artists a promising one. This will certainly super-saturate the market with mediochre bands and only those that do their homework and actively promote online will get the benefit of exposure.

As it is now, my band, [JerkWaterJive](http://mp3.com/jerkwaterjive) is enjoying much success from playing on the Warped Tour with Green Day, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and Papa Roach, to performing at an upcoming Earth Day festival in Atlanta being broadcast nationally by Turner Television on April 21st. All this, without a record label. We recorded, produced, and sell the CD ourselves all with the help of [MP3.com](http://MP3.com) and Napster!!!

So, support your local artists!!! Go see a show tonite! 😃

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/30 "2001-01-18T05:47:34Z")

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Why this is good timing for a thread…

Jason Newkid announced today that he was leaving the band!!!

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/31 "2001-01-18T05:59:59Z")

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I would just like to say that Metallica is a redneck band with mindless redneck fans. Don’t agree? Move here to North Carolina and you’ll see what I mean.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/32 "2001-01-18T07:46:12Z")

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of course, and this shouldn’t even have to be said, they pale in comparison to Lemmy and crew.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/33 "2001-01-18T13:19:05Z")

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Motorhead?

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**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/34 "2001-01-18T13:59:51Z")

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[hijack]  
In an entirely unrelated thread, **Polycarp** , speaking of obnoxious, opinionated people said:

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> Just because they’re noisy doesn’t make them right. Or Metallica would be the fount of all wisdom.

:: ducking and running ::

hee hee!

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/35 "2001-01-18T17:01:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by friedo \*  
> **Besides, how many metal bands could, given the opportunity, actually play with a symphony orchestra and pull it off?**

Led Zeppelin. 😛

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/36 "2001-01-18T19:05:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> \*\*I would just like to say that Metallica is a redneck band with mindless redneck fans. Don’t agree? Move here to North Carolina and you’ll see what I mean. \*\*

explain how a guy from DENMARK, a guy from San Francisco, and two guys from L.A. can be rednecks… 😕 to BE a redneck, one has to come from those areas… _You_ go to a concert and tell the guys with tattoos and piercings that they’re rednecks… :rolleyes: I dare you to meet me and tell **me** that i’m a redneck… i’m at a private university, i’m an art student AND in the honors program here [my gpa last semester was 3.64]… I like Metallica, and many other bands, because the music isn’t pussy manufactured music like all the pop crap that’s out there.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/37 "2001-01-18T19:10:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blur \*  
> \*\*Have any of you ever heard of bands like Overkill, Armored Saint, or Testament? Not lately I’ll bet. Why? Because they didn’t change with the times like Metallica. \*\*

Actually I have Armored Saint’s newest album, Revelation, and it rocks! Armored Saint’s last album was 92 when Bush went to join Anthrax and that’s why they haven’t been around.

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> of course, and this shouldn’t even have to be said, they pale in comparison to Lemmy and crew.

Very little compairs to Motorhead, and it’s not Metallica.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/38 "2001-01-18T20:46:31Z")

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yep… nothing much compares to **Motorhead**. **Speedealer** is up there though.

And what’s up with Jason?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/39 "2001-01-18T20:57:31Z")

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> \*\*to BE a redneck, one has to come from those areas… \*\*

Ummm…wrong, I went to school with a family of rednecks from buffalo, ny.

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> \*\*You go to a concert and tell the guys with tattoos and piercings that they’re rednecks… \*\*

Tatoos + Piercings = Redneck

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> \*\*i’m an art student AND in the honors program here [my gpa last semester was 3.64]… \*\*

And I care…why?

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> **I like Metallica… because the music isn’t pussy manufactured music like all the pop crap that’s out there.**

Yes it is.

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**I dare you to meet me and tell me that i’m a redneck**

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You’re a redneck.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-just-like-to-say-that-metallica-kicks-ass/50467/40 "2001-01-18T21:02:38Z")

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I met Jason Newsted on the sidelines of a San Francisco 49ers game. It was right around the time that “Re-Load” was coming out. I already knew that the “Load” cover was a blood-and-semen picture from controversial artist Andres Serrano, so I asked him if the band had done anything unusual for the “Re-Load” cover. His face lit up and he said, “blood and piss!”

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