# I would like to argue with you. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190 "2006-04-04T02:46:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/1 "2006-04-04T02:46:53Z")
I have a few minutes and I would like for someone to argue with me. Would anyone care to? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/2 "2006-04-04T02:47:46Z")
No! And you can’t make me! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/3 "2006-04-04T02:48:01Z")
I’m not going to argue with you until you pay. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/4 "2006-04-04T02:50:28Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > I’m not going to argue with you until you pay. Yes, you are. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/5 "2006-04-04T02:52:23Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > Yes, you are. _hums_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/6 "2006-04-04T02:53:03Z")
Oh, I’m sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour? ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/7 "2006-04-04T02:59:40Z")
Well since you all are piling on me, allow me to answer to everyone and no one at the same time. Yes you WILL argue with me. (by the way this is the 5 minute argument and I ALREADY PAID!) ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/8 "2006-04-04T03:07:54Z")
No you didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/9 "2006-04-04T03:08:54Z")
Thats an ad hominem attack isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/10 "2006-04-04T03:17:41Z")
It’s your turn to wash the dishes! ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/11 "2006-04-04T03:25:41Z")
Why? ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/12 "2006-04-04T03:54:44Z")
Why not? ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/13 "2006-04-04T04:18:21Z")
no wai ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/14 "2006-04-04T04:30:45Z")
You always do this! ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/15 "2006-04-04T04:54:09Z")
Are you kidding? What the hell does that even mean? That’s just the kind of attitude I’d expect from people like you. You make me sick. I mean, won’t you think of the children, man?! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/16 "2006-04-04T05:08:40Z")
_ahem_ Suck my balls? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/17 "2006-04-04T05:14:35Z")
> [@newcrasher](#): > > Yes you WILL argue with me. (by the way this is the 5 minute argument and I ALREADY PAID!) Yes, but you paid by check, and we don’t accept out-of-state checks. Sorry. Maybe if you give us a major credit card, and your driver’s license (for collateral, in case anything… disasterous… happens, in which case we need you to sign a waiver releasing us from all liability), well, then we can talk. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/18 "2006-04-04T05:16:20Z")
God damnit! This is why we can’t have nice things! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/19 "2006-04-04T05:36:38Z")
Oh, yeah? Says who? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/20 "2006-04-04T05:45:47Z")
God dammt, I shot the sheriff! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190.md?page=2)