# I would like to argue with you. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190 "2006-04-04T02:46:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/41 "2006-04-04T14:47:40Z")
> [@Mellivora capensis](#): > > _\<\\>_ There, there, big nose. It’ll be all right. And I will NOT argue with you. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/42 "2006-04-04T16:33:01Z")
The toilet paper goes up and over the top. I know you are but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/43 "2006-04-04T16:49:18Z")
If you want an arguement from me, you will have to pay at least double that amount… so you only get a contradiction. And the asswipe goes out the BOTTOM of the roll if you own cats. . ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/44 "2006-04-04T17:16:16Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > I know you are but what am I? There you go, using one of MY favorite lines.\* **I** \* was PeeWees favorite. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/45 "2006-04-04T17:16:45Z")
No, you weren’t! ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/46 "2006-04-04T17:30:04Z")
Oh yeah… well you’re… you’re… …Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/47 "2006-04-04T17:32:49Z")
> [@jali](#): > > Oh yeah… well you’re… > > you’re… > …Canadian. Nuh-uh! ---
**Author:** ![dmatsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@dmatsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dmatsch)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/48 "2006-04-04T17:34:50Z")
Hi, Opal! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/49 "2006-04-04T17:37:37Z")
I burning your argument! ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/50 "2006-04-04T17:44:29Z")
Oooooooh… I’m tellin’! Ludovic is burning arguments again. and Daithi Lacha is a big fathead stinky poop Canadian liar! She knows I’m Pee’s (yeah I even have a special nickname for him) favorite. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/51 "2006-04-04T19:33:20Z")
**jali** that’s just disgusting, bragging you’re the favorite of pee. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/52 "2006-04-04T19:36:53Z")
All of you, go to your rooms! You all need a timeout. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/53 "2006-04-04T20:03:25Z")
> [@Elendil's Heir](#): > > There, there, big nose. It’ll be all right. Don’t you call my husband “Big Nose”! ;j ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/54 "2006-04-04T20:06:03Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **jali** that’s just disgusting, bragging you’re the favorite of pee. (singsong): I’m rubber you’re glue Bounces off me and sticks to you. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/55 "2006-04-04T20:15:15Z")
**newcrasher** , you are not as famous as you claim to be. In fact, I think you are a big liar. ::wiggles fingers from nose and goes phhhhhlllpptt!:: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/56 "2006-04-04T20:56:05Z")
Well, if you’re friends of pee, then you’re a friend of me. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/57 "2006-04-04T21:19:57Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Well, if you’re friends of pee, then you’re a friend of me. (((((((Ludovic))))))) Nice to meet a new friend. I just don’t really wanna… … you know… …shake… …hands. ---
**Author:** ![barracuda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@barracuda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barracuda)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/58 "2006-04-05T00:03:15Z")
Well, this argument is just what I would expect from someone who, um, argues the way you do. Oh yeah? Well, you’re no better than the Nazis were in… ohshit… Okay; I lose that argument. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/59 "2006-04-05T00:10:52Z")
> [@newcrasher](#): > > I have a few minutes and I would like for someone to argue with me. Would anyone care to? In Soviet Russia, argue someones with _you_! Oh, dear. I don’t think that worked in this case… :o ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-argue-with-you/351190/60 "2006-04-05T00:16:17Z")
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