# I would like to welcome and introduce... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163 "2000-09-30T19:00:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/1 "2000-09-30T19:00:54Z")
one of my bestest of friends - **Larmal** , to the SDMB. That is all. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/2 "2000-09-30T19:01:57Z")
Howdy, **Larmal**! Tell us about yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/3 "2000-09-30T19:02:56Z")
Hi, Larmal! And we do mean _all_ about yourself šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/4 "2000-09-30T19:05:13Z")
Welcome to SDMB, Larmal. Remember; have fun and play safe. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/5 "2000-09-30T19:07:37Z")
Welcome to the SDMB, Larmal. Have Fun! Weā€™re an odd but interesting bunch from the world around. Now mega, get back to your party pronto šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Larmal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Larmal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larmal)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/6 "2000-09-30T19:09:45Z")
oh my, now I feel such pressure being introduced by a 1000ā€™erā€¦ well, hereā€™s a bit about myself. - I live a few blocks from Ms. Mega The Roo, and sheā€™s responsible for me joinging (dargnarb that woman). - I run a satirical site called [extremejerks.com](http://extremejerks.com), itā€™s not for everybody. I for the most part do all the geek tech stuff on the back end (mySQL/PHP integration, scripting, marketing, etc.)ā€¦ my buddy Jay B does the majority of the actual writing. - Oh my, re-reading that last bit leaves me feeling nerdy. Fantastic! - I want a jetta. Iā€™ve always wanted a Jetta. I will give my first born for a Jetta. Unless my first born is super duper cute, then maybe Iā€™ll keep her. - Iā€™m in a program called Computer Systems Technology that teaches me how to be a nerd in every aspect of my radiation induced life. Before that, I was majoring in Theatre. - Iā€™m a Chrstian, but not one thatā€™s going to harp on people. Iā€™ve only been a Christian for about 5 years _looks at watch_ā€¦5 years yesterday actually. I believe that everybody has a right to their own opinion and belief, and Iā€™m not one to knock them down because of it. If you excuse me for a momentā€¦ a fisher of men doesnā€™t for the hook into somebodyā€™s mouth. =) - Iā€™m 6ā€™2", rock hard body, blond hair, blue eyes, and I give the best back rubs and foot massages in the worldā€¦ oh, shucks, wait a minuteā€¦ thatā€™s what Iā€™d LIKE to be. - Iā€™m now ending this post. =) ---
**Author:** ![Larmal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Larmal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larmal)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/7 "2000-09-30T19:13:29Z")
shucksā€¦ sorry, my badā€¦ my fisher of men thing was supposed to say ā€œa fisher of men doesnā€™t FORCE the hook into somebodyā€™s mouth.ā€ maybe that makes more sense. BAH! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/8 "2000-09-30T19:14:12Z")
Your a man arnā€™t you? DAMNIT ROO!!! We need more WOMEN on this board, not MEN. Now get back out there and bring me a woman! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/9 "2000-09-30T19:18:44Z")
Oh yeahā€¦ WELCOME Larmal! You can check out any time you likeā€¦ but you can never leave. ---
**Author:** ![Larmal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Larmal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larmal)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/10 "2000-09-30T19:20:58Z")
hahahaā€¦ oh my GOSHā€¦ yes, Iā€™m a guy, my bad. Iā€™ll go out and fix that right now. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/11 "2000-09-30T20:50:58Z")
Please allow me to introduce myselfā€¦ * * * Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Five months, three weeks, 18 hours, 37 minutes and 53 seconds. 6991 cigarettes not smoked, saving $873.88. Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 3 days, 6 hours, 35 minutes. \***ā€œIā€™m a big Genesis fan.ā€-David B. _(Amen, brother!)_** ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/12 "2000-09-30T20:57:34Z")
Welcome to the board ā€“ as it was once said, you shall find this MB ā€œMore addictive than caramel covered crackā€ ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/13 "2000-09-30T21:10:14Z")
Welcome **Larmal** , as soon as you get hungry, check out [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39219) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/14 "2000-09-30T21:39:01Z")
Whatever you do, try not to be like me. ā€“Tim ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/15 "2000-09-30T22:13:41Z")
Hi! (try not to be like Homerā€¦oh, he already said that.) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/16 "2000-09-30T22:21:34Z")
Welcome. This is a fun board. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/17 "2000-09-30T22:25:16Z")
Welcome to the best little message board on the net! Weā€™re really happy to have you, **Larmal.** Any chance you can fill me in on your username? Inquiring minds want to know. And this one is nosy enough to ask. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/18 "2000-09-30T22:32:11Z")
How yā€™all doinā€™? Great to meet ya. filthy ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/19 "2000-09-30T22:33:58Z")
Hey Larmal! Welcome to the boards. _wicked evil grin and lots of cackling before she composes herself_ ahem sorry about that. That happens sometimes, you get used to it. Now just remember donā€™t annoy the people in the pit theyā€™ll tear you apart like rabid dogs and youā€™ll be just fine. You are crazy right? Thats a prerequisite for joining the board you knowā€¦ didnā€™t Roo tell you about that? ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163/20 "2000-09-30T22:36:36Z")
hello. would you like a sandwich? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-like-to-welcome-and-introduce/35163.md?page=2)