# I would vote for Trump if the other candidate were ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [July 1, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348 "2019-07-01T15:25:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/61 "2019-07-05T22:07:13Z")

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> [@UnwittingAmericans](#):
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> I will vote against whoever andi supports. His white-knighting and generally mush-brained thinking is too ominous to ignore any longer.

Insulting other posters isn’t allowed. You should know that.

Warning issued. Please don’t do it again.

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**Author:** ![Unreconstructed\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/76d3ee/32.png) [@Unreconstructed\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unreconstructed_Man)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/62 "2019-07-05T23:03:08Z")

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I’d vote for Trump is his opponent was:

1). Gary Busey.  
2). The “Leave Britney alone!” guy.  
3). Andy Dick.  
4). The Situation.  
5). Harvey Weinstein.  
6). Any one of Trump’s godawful children.  
7). Me.

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**Author:** ![Kimera757](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kimera757/32/3765_2.png) [@Kimera757](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimera757)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/63 "2019-07-05T23:04:30Z")

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Alex Jones. Wayne LaPierre. That combination of offensiveness and sheer nuttiness. (I can’t choose David Duke because he was a politician.)

David Miscavige, or the current head of the **Fundamentalist** Mormon Church, and several other nutty religious leaders. Scientology literally keeps prisoners and slaves.

As for the fundamentalist Mormons (the ones who practice polygamy, which the regular Mormon Church has abandoned before any of us were alive, just to be clear)… I stumbled across a court case involving them in Canada, and the abuse those women (and even many of the boys) face is disgusting. A relative of mine had to flee her home due to parental emotional abuse and neglect, and I was horrified to realize there were hundreds of women in Canada all facing worse conditions than she did, and would find escape much harder. Many of the victims, as young as 13, were shipped across the border to be “married”, and of course when you’re stuck in another country without legal status, money, or education you’re going to be completely dependent.

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**Author:** ![UnwittingAmericans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@UnwittingAmericans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwittingAmericans)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/64 "2019-07-05T23:33:56Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> Insulting other posters isn’t allowed. You should know that.
> 
> Warning issued. Please don’t do it again.

**YOU** should know better.

I joined the ACLU the day GHW declared Mike Dukakis a card-carrying member.

Andi’s presumption of guilty until proved innocent is the greatest threat you will ever face. Ever.

If that’s what you call an insult, you have a lot to learn.

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/65 "2019-07-05T23:44:53Z")

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> [@UnwittingAmericans](#):
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> **YOU** should know better.
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> I joined the ACLU the day GHW declared Mike Dukakis a card-carrying member.
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> Andi’s presumption of guilty until proved innocent is the greatest threat you will ever face. Ever.
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> If that’s what you call an insult, you have a lot to learn.

This is a warning for failure to follow moderator instructions. Previously, when you received a warning you felt the need to [comment on it in a jerkish way.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21493406&postcount=17) That was following prior comments along the same lines, and as a result you received a warning. Now you’ve repeated the same behavior, and are receiving another warning.

Comments about moderation belong in ATMB.

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**Author:** ![UnwittingAmericans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@UnwittingAmericans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwittingAmericans)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/66 "2019-07-06T00:04:16Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> This is a warning for failure to follow moderator instructions. Previously, when you received a warning you felt the need to [comment on it in a jerkish way.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21493406&postcount=17) That was following prior comments along the same lines, and as a result you received a warning. Now you’ve repeated the same behavior, and are receiving another warning.
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> Comments about moderation belong in ATMB.
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> [/moderating]

You may be under the misapprehsenion that I am debating this with you.

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**Author:** ![UnwittingAmericans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@UnwittingAmericans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwittingAmericans)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/67 "2019-07-06T00:13:25Z")

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That was an insult, BTW, so do your worst.

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/68 "2019-07-06T05:16:19Z")

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> [@UnwittingAmericans](#):
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> You may be under the misapprehsenion that I am debating this with you.

> [@UnwittingAmericans](#):
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> That was an insult, BTW, so do your worst.

Yeah, thanks for making it clear. As a result, I’m giving you another warning. And you’ve been suspended. That was coming anyways, and we do have a process to go through so I’m not going to summarily ban you. But when you come back, feel free to try again and I’ll gladly pull the trigger.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/69 "2019-07-06T07:29:43Z")

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If John C. Reilly stayed in his Dr. Steve Brule persona - him.  
Lavar Ball  
Jeanine Pirro  
Mike Cernovich  
Carter Page  
Rip Taylor  
James Woods  
Kim Kardashian  
Guy Fieri

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/70 "2019-07-06T08:04:15Z")

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I think there is absolutely no way I would vote for Trump. Even that dead rat on his head is a better choice.

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**Author:** ![Chris\_7\_14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Chris\_7\_14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chris_7_14)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/71 "2019-07-06T19:44:28Z")

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John Barron.🙂

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/72 "2019-07-06T20:06:57Z")

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Joe Arpaio?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-would-vote-for-trump-if-the-other-candidate-were/836348/73 "2019-07-06T20:26:21Z")

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This is two parts: There are NO Dem candidates I wouldn’t choose over trump.

However, being in CA, and CA being a forgone Blue state, there are a few where I might vote for some alt candidate just as a protest. Maybe Harris, Booker, even Warren if she doesnt drop the foolish reparations idea. But I’d rather have ANY of them than trump.

See, that’s the way to do a protest vote- when it wont actually effect the election results.

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