# I wouldn't sell my soul for this man, but...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512 "2003-03-15T03:02:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/41 "2003-03-16T04:11:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Romola \*  
> \*\*  
> When I was 14, I would have swallowed glass for [Eddie](http://www.pearl-jam.com/pictures/ev1/evrscvr.jpg) [Vedder](http://www.pearl-jam.com/pictures/ev5/evfeelin.jpg) \*\*

If not for Eddie Vedder, I would have a higher Kinsey number than I do. I’ve had a crush on him for the past _decade_.

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/42 "2003-03-16T04:41:11Z")

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It is all about [Crispin Glover](http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0310357/Willard_CN-085-08.jpg). ROAR.

[Guy](http://216.127.88.72/guy/guyp35.jpg) [Pearce](http://216.127.88.72/guy/guyp4.jpg) can spin my top.

[Hugo](http://www.xsolute.de/gmn/site/actors/pic_smith.jpg) [Weaving](http://baseline.hollywood.com/site_images/russiandoll1.jpg) can have a go as well.

Hell, might as well add  
[Jude Law](http://216.127.88.72/jude/jude08.jpg) into the fray. I won’t complain. Promise.

😃

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/43 "2003-03-16T04:48:43Z")

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It is all about [Crispin Glover](http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0310357/Willard_CN-085-08.jpg). ROAR.

[Guy](http://216.127.88.72/guy/guyp35.jpg) [Pearce](http://216.127.88.72/guy/guyp4.jpg) can spin my top.

[Hugo](http://www.xsolute.de/gmn/site/actors/pic_smith.jpg) [Weaving](http://baseline.hollywood.com/site_images/russiandoll1.jpg) can have a go as well.

Hell, might as well add  
[Jude Law](http://216.127.88.72/jude/jude08.jpg) into the fray. I won’t complain. Promise.

😃

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/44 "2003-03-16T04:53:05Z")

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so hot they had to be posted twice…?

Sorry 'bout that. ☹

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/45 "2003-03-16T05:13:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> \*\*I tried to find good online pics of James Caviezel, (Count of Monte Cristo, Frequency) but none of them did him justice. You’d like him **Sue Duhnym** , dark hair/blue eyes. Yummy…  
> And Benicio Del Toro does look like a Puerto Rican Brad Pitt.  
> Yummy again. \*\*

Google’s image search feature will get you all kinds of pics

[http://www.prisma-online.de/image/ac/mmdca6011299f3f8ac.jpeg](http://www.prisma-online.de/image/ac/mmdca6011299f3f8ac.jpeg)

[http://movieweb.com/movie/frequency/co4.jpg](http://movieweb.com/movie/frequency/co4.jpg)

[http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos48/James-Caviezel.jpg](http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos48/James-Caviezel.jpg)

[http://numb.8m.com/images/jimcav.jpg](http://numb.8m.com/images/jimcav.jpg)

[http://www.numb.8m.com/images/jim\_ttrl3.jpg](http://www.numb.8m.com/images/jim_ttrl3.jpg)

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**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/46 "2003-03-16T05:39:19Z")

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[Ivan Sergei](http://www.galleryofcelebrities.com/s/sergei05.jpg) deserves honorable mention here.

However, I am still in love with [Johnny Depp](http://www.galleryofcelebrities.com/s/sergei05.jpg). Can’t help it.

[Lenny Kravitz](http://www.lennykravitz.com/) is brutally hot.

Also partial to [Pete Yorn](http://www.peteyornadored.com/photos/promo/fullsize/full_Serious_Pete.jpg). Yum, man with guitar.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/47 "2003-03-16T05:42:34Z")

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Maybe I just didn’t look _long_ enough, thanks **astro**.  
And as for [this picture of Guy Pearce](http://216.127.88.72/guy/guyp4.jpg)…:eek!: Holy crap…I got turned on just by looking at that. Jesus. There are so many words, yet for some reason the blood flow has been diverted from my brain, and I am unable to assemble them in a coherent sentence…

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/48 "2003-03-16T06:02:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*  
> \*\*_Clears throat_
> 
> Ah-Hem!
> 
> Ladies, might I direct your lust-filled eyes [here](http://www.doughitchin.com/)?
> 
> Talk about hunka-hunka burning LOVE!🆒 \*\*

Holy crap dude, you look like [Stephen Root](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Root,%20Stephen%20(I)). Milton? Is that you?

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/49 "2003-03-16T06:05:12Z")

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uh-HUH. Thank me later, **ladyfoxfyre**. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/50 "2003-03-16T06:25:27Z")

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Ladies, let me introduce you to [Travis](http://www.davidtoc.com/ck/ckad.cfm?Ad_ID=23). How can anyone **be** that pretty?

[Jade Puget’s](http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=1670124) sideburns make me [dizzy](http://www.tiffanystar.com/members/gangsta.jpg).

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/51 "2003-03-16T07:21:38Z")

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There are some actors in some parts (or photographs) that are just stunning. Like the [Jude Law](http://www.photo-i.co.uk/Exhibitions/Snowdon/Snowdon.htm) photo on this page.

And the oldies but goodies: You can’t go wrong with [Burt Lancaster](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=mptv&group=1049&photo=0415-0192.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Lancaster,%20Burt) in his prime.

Someone else already mentioned [Clive Owen](http://www.murphsplace.com/owen/croupier.html) but here’s another nice little page about him.

[Tom Berenger](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/9427/) can look pretty damned good (or seedy, depending on the movie) these days, and when he was in his prime, he was [quite](http://home.earthlink.net/~yosemitebabe/atplay.jpg) [beautiful.](http://home.earthlink.net/~yosemitebabe/berenger.jpg)

I also have a soft spot for Ewan McGregor’s [smile.](http://www.eccentricity-online.com/ewangallery/ewanpigeon.jpg)

I also have a thing for [Tommy Lee Jones](http://members.aol.com/lukoch4/tljpics/afterdark2.jpg) (who is still attractive, but was quite striking when he was younger).

I could mention Sean Connery too, but I’m tired of looking up links! 🙂

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**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/52 "2003-03-16T07:37:32Z")

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A thread about gorgeous men has gone on this long without any mention of the adorable [Dan Futterman](http://www.gist.com/tv/knockout/images/ko_judgeboy1.jpg)? For shame.

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**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/53 "2003-03-16T07:59:13Z")

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He’s my little sister’s age and I’m married…but dang he’s hot. In or out of elf ears!!

http:// orlando!

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**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/54 "2003-03-16T08:00:54Z")

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Ooops. That didn’t work! Sorry!

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/55 "2003-03-16T14:55:23Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \*  
> \*\*There are some actors in some parts (or photographs) that are just stunning. Like the [Jude Law](http://www.photo-i.co.uk/Exhibitions/Snowdon/Snowdon.htm) photo on this page.  
> I also have a soft spot for Ewan McGregor’s [smile.](http://www.eccentricity-online.com/ewangallery/ewanpigeon.jpg)  
> \*\*

I have my suspicions that Jude Law and Ewan McGregor are secretly the same person. I know Jude Law looks thinner, but that’s probably some sort of makeup trick.

I heard the two of them used to be roommates. Where, at Miss Quimby’s Lodging House for Dashing Young British Actors? I don’t buy it for one minute. It’s the same guy, he’s just got some sort of double life, Talented Mr. Ripley thing going on. Oh, and Jude Law was _in_ the film version of _The Talented Mr. Ripley_…it’s all becoming clear now.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/56 "2003-03-16T15:20:17Z")

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I’ve got to go with [Christian Bale](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0238112&photo=MCCL1024X1536_82.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Bale,%20Christian). He’s just… walking perfection. The way he looks, the way he talks, everything. Goddamn that man’s hot.

Then again, I think Steve Buscemi and David Thewlis are attractive too.

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**Author:** ![mishaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@mishaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mishaa)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/57 "2003-03-16T15:53:49Z")

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Oded Fehr - he was on UC: Undercover, a short-lived TV show on NBC a summer or two ago. Yummmmmm

And Colin Ferrell - wow, what a bad boy! Curses on the Tonight Show, admits to casual sex…Whoo hoo!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/58 "2003-03-16T15:57:12Z")

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I can’t believe we had to get to the second page to mention  
[Ewan McGregor](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.online-shrine.com/mcgregor/images/ewan_mcgregor.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.online-shrine.com/mcgregor/&h=277&w=180&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dewan%2Bmcgregor%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DG%5B/url).

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/59 "2003-03-16T16:22:24Z")

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**twickster** , look three posts up from yours.

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/60 "2003-03-16T18:05:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by shy guy \*  
> A thread about gorgeous men has gone on this long without any mention of the adorable [Dan Futterman](http://www.gist.com/tv/knockout/images/ko_judgeboy1.jpg)? For shame.

I love that man! I just can never remember his name.

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