# I wouldn't sell my soul for this man, but...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512 "2003-03-15T03:02:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/81 "2003-03-21T21:56:18Z")

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[Ian Thorpe](http://www.ianthorpe.telstra.com.au/), also know as “The Thorpedo.” MMMMM - young (but legal) Australian with big nose…mmmmmm. (I have A Thing for big noses.)

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**Author:** ![\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b2d939/32.png) [@\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Sky)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/82 "2003-03-21T22:44:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Avarie537 \*  
> \*\*Ok, I love the dark-haired guys too, but what about [Matthew McConaughey](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0209475&photo=Ss/0209475/3&path=pgallery&path_key=McConaughey,%20Matthew)? [I mean, come on!!](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0251127&photo=Ss/0251127/HLG-208.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=McConaughey,%20Matthew) \*\*

I 100% Agree!!! I also Like Ed Norton and a few soap stars. Ingo Radamachier (sp) to name one.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/83 "2003-03-21T22:50:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Avarie537 \*  
> \*\*Ok, I love the dark-haired guys too, but what about [Matthew McConaughey](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0209475&photo=Ss/0209475/3&path=pgallery&path_key=McConaughey,%20Matthew)? [I mean, come on!!](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0251127&photo=Ss/0251127/HLG-208.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=McConaughey,%20Matthew) \*\*

You’re high. He looks like he fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down! Ugh!

You women are nuts. How anybody could go for this when something like this is out there simply beggars belief. It’s like seeing a Ferrari and thinking, “I’d really like to walk barefoot over broken glass.” It just makes no sense… Well, I guess there’s no accounting for taste.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/84 "2003-03-21T23:48:20Z")

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That girl looks 10 years old. Yeah, very sexy.  
Why have that when you could jump all over [Josh Lucas](http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/sweethomealabama-lucas2-sm.jpg)? The picture is a bit lacking, but if you’ve seen Sweet Home Alabama, you’ll know he’s irrisistable. I knew I shouldn’t have left the South…

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/85 "2003-03-22T01:59:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> \*\*That girl looks 10 years old. Yeah, very sexy. \*\*

If that’s what ten year olds in your neighborhood look like, then you better check to see what’s polluting the water supply! Are farmers dumping hormones straight into the water supply?

For the record: “Mariacarla Boscono; Birthdate September 20, 1980”, and at 5’9.5" she’s even the perfect height.

[homer]Mmmm…five-foot nine and a half.[/homer]

Josh Lucas…make me puke. You’d probably go to the museum and look at the eggshell white house paint on the wall instead of a real work of art.

But…to each his/her own.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/86 "2003-03-22T02:36:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Romola \*  
> \*\*That would be the oh so delicious [Goran Visnjic](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1004&photo=Events/1004/wi20010121_GoranVisnjic_Michelson_139099.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Visnjic,%20Goran) \*\*

Cool thing is… he looks exactly like my doctor. I _love_ my doctor.

My, you (especially **Sue Duhnym** ) people have amazing taste, but I can’t belive no one has mentioned the good looking [Wilson](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1007&photo=Events/1007/wilson_luke2&path=pgallery&path_key=Wilson,%20Luke) brother yet.

And then of course you have, Jude Law, Colin Farrel, and Orlando Bloom. Woof. I’m all bothered now. Good thread.

[sub][hijack]  
Dang it **Amp** , ya beat me to it. As soon as I saw that picture, allI could hear was "…and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire.  
[/hijack][/sub]

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/87 "2003-03-22T02:55:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \*  
> \*\*:eek:
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> You’re [kidding](http://www.beniciodeltoro.com/images/1997/japan1.htm) , right? He looks like a Puerto Rican Brad Pitt. \*\*

He looks like he lost after 9 rounds in a prize fight. Oded is a very hot guy (now, were _I_ casting LOTR he’d be Aragorn) , but Del Torro is one of the ugliest actors making movies these days.

Some of them maybe too young for many people’s tastes, but I have a page of pretty men 🙂 [http://www.geocities.com/theevilwriter/boyz.html](http://www.geocities.com/theevilwriter/boyz.html) I haven’t updated it in a couple of years though, so maybe I should.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/88 "2003-03-22T03:06:44Z")

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Crud, I forgot my number one, must have, would walk over broken glass for man.

[Gale](http://www.waterpoetry.com/Gale%20Harold%205.jpg) [Harold](http://www.waterpoetry.com/gale_shirtless.jpg), who plays Brian, from Queer as Folk

I mean really… I see him and the fuses in my brain just all pop at once. Drooool…

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/89 "2003-03-22T23:19:00Z")

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Sorry **js\_africanus** , but I doubt anybody could look at that picture of her with the puppy and say she doesn’t look pre-pubescent.  
You only seem to be countering our taste in men with pictures of women, which kind of defeats the purpose, now doesn’t it. Besides, if the only things you have to say in this thread are about how much our taste in men sucks, I believe you boys have a thread all your own to discuss your wet dreams in.  
So, kindly stop insulting our choices in men unless you happen to be a woman yourself, or a gay man.

**EP** , I was going to mention Gale Harold as I was just watching some reruns of QAF the other night. He is very yummy, and fortunately in that show he is often seen sans clothing.  
BTW, Luke Wilson is very cute, but his jaw scares me. I liked Owen Wilson in Shanghai Noon/Knights. A cute blond guy _and_ he’s funny.  
-foxy

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/90 "2003-03-23T00:47:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> \*\*So, kindly stop insulting our choices in men unless you happen to be a woman yourself, or a gay man. \*\*

Sorry about trying to have a little fun. I guess I misread the spirit of the OP and I now realize that it was intended to be deadly serious as well as to eschew play. Nor did I mean to touch any of your raw nerves. That was my error, and I’m sorry.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/91 "2003-03-23T01:17:04Z")

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[Jeremy and Jason London?](http://members.aol.com/ddm19/jeremypage/jeremy.html)

God, I’d love to be part of that spread. 😉

Then, of course, is my forever obsession with all things [Steven](http://www.aerosmith.mu/aerosmith_photo_albums/AerosmithStevenTylerPhotos/g_st2_GIF.html) all the time.

Talk about dinner AND dessert!

(Kudos to all who’ve mentioned dark long-haired rock star wannabe types) _swoon_

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/92 "2003-03-23T02:21:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kricket \*  
> \*\*I have got a huge thing for James Marsters. Spike from Buffy!  
> It’s bordering obsesive.  
> I have seasons 2 and 3 on DVD and I watch Buffy four times a day and five on Tuesdays!  
> I am link impaired so if one of you wonderful women could find me a good link and post it I would be truly greatful.
> 
> He’s not a bad singer either. \*\*

Oh God, James…_sigh_ He’s so beautiful, so sexy, I get a little flushed just thinking about him. I’m going to turn into a gibbering idiot when I meet him next Sunday. This is my current favorite pic of him:  
[http://vipercoolest.tripod.cl/james.jpg](http://vipercoolest.tripod.cl/james.jpg)

But that is just one of millions.

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**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/93 "2003-03-23T02:32:30Z")

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Best…thread…ever

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/94 "2003-03-23T02:37:46Z")

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Great, now I can’t stop [looking](http://impermanence.hispeed.com/words/photographs/main/spike/bs4/Jm09.jpg) [for](http://impermanence.hispeed.com/words/photographs/main/spike/bs5/Ffl10.jpg) [yammy](http://impermanence.hispeed.com/words/photographs/main/spike/bs5/Ffl09.jpg) and [half naked](http://impermanence.hispeed.com/words/photographs/main/spike/bs6/Spike01.jpg) [pictures](http://impermanence.hispeed.com/words/photographs/main/spike/bs5/ToughLove01.jpg)  
_sigh_  
[I’m in love](http://impermanence.hispeed.com/words/photographs/main/spike/bs7/Lessons01.jpg)  
[ur][http://www.vampiresinlove.com/screencaps/gone/pages/gone097.htm](http://www.vampiresinlove.com/screencaps/gone/pages/gone097.htm)]mmmmmmmmm

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/95 "2003-03-23T02:50:43Z")

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I humbly submit Robert Carlyle! _drool_  
Has anyone else watched the BBC’s Hamish Macbeth? Here are several links. Ooooo,that sexy musical Scottish accent. He even wears a kilt in some episodes. I don’t know how to do fancy links yet,but here are more than one. Enjoy!  
[http://members.tripod.com/Plockton/PhotoGallery3.html](http://members.tripod.com/Plockton/PhotoGallery3.html) this one is from this site [http://members.tripod.com/Plockton/](http://members.tripod.com/Plockton/)

[http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/4603/imaglink.htm](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/4603/imaglink.htm)

[http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/drama\_mysteries/hamish\_macbeth/hamish\_macbeth.jsp](http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/drama_mysteries/hamish_macbeth/hamish_macbeth.jsp)

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**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/96 "2003-03-23T06:16:02Z")

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Ladies, ladies…how on earth could you forget about [Jake Gyllenhaal](http://celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos46/jake-gyllenhaal.jpg) ?

It’s a shame. He’s a [total](http://celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos46/jake-gyllenhaal5.jpg) [hottie!](http://www.lionsgateinfo.com/InfoSite/epk/lovelyandamazing/images/pic_06_72dpi.jpg) Go rent Donnie Darko, Bubble Boy, October Sky, Lovely and Amazing, and Moonlight Mile NOW!

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/97 "2003-03-23T06:42:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Romola \*  
> [Alan Rickman](http://members.tripod.com/beafores/photo/page7.html) has the sexiest. voice. ever.

I thought I was the only woman in the world who had the hots for Rickman!

Girls, I’ll take care of **js\_africanus** …my parents live in MI. I can go kick his heiny on my next trip home. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/98 "2003-03-23T07:00:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by The Wrong Girl \*  
> Ladies, ladies…how on earth could you forget about [Jake Gyllenhaal](http://celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos46/jake-gyllenhaal.jpg) ?

_::nod nod nod::_

Yum.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/99 "2003-03-23T09:01:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> \*\*  
> BTW, Luke Wilson is very cute, but his jaw scares me. I liked Owen Wilson in Shanghai Noon/Knights. A cute blond guy _and_ he’s funny. \*\*

See, for me, it’s all about the jaw. Big and strong, and, well… lets just leave it at that shall we? 😉

I don’t know why but it drives me to a tizzy. It’s the same for [George](http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1782/GeorgeEads_Ausse_807132_400.jpg) [Eads](http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1918/GeorgeEads_Ausse_813024_400.jpg). You plays Nick, on C.S.I.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-man-but/161512/100 "2003-03-23T09:03:14Z")

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He plays Nick, rather.

I can’t believe I missed that…

[sub] Stupid, stupid, stupid…[/sub]:smack:

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