# I wouldn't sell my soul for this woman, but.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249 "2003-03-10T06:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/1 "2003-03-10T06:00:16Z")
Okay, I know I’m shallow. But in my defense, I do generally maintain that most people can get along and become quite close. So I often think of compatibility as being an issue of opportunity rather than fundamental characteristics. With that in mind, this woman is _amazing_. And it’s not just her wonderful hair, mezmerizing eyes, or spectacular nose, but also those hips and that butt. Clearly Matthew Williamson wanted nothing more than to torture me. That son of a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![scott77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@scott77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott77)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/2 "2003-03-10T06:01:24Z")
her tits are kinna small man. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/3 "2003-03-10T06:10:54Z")
I’d rather she have a Ph.D. than big tits. But they are a nice add-on, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![scott77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@scott77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott77)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/4 "2003-03-10T06:15:23Z")
but a PH-D wont do ya jack shit unless it was a PH-D in blow jobs… ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/5 "2003-03-10T06:24:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott77 \* > \*\*but a PH-D wont do ya jack shit unless it was a PH-D in blow jobs… \*\* Respectfully, I must disagree. ---
**Author:** ![scott77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@scott77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott77)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/6 "2003-03-10T06:28:21Z")
And that’s why you jack off, and I get blow jobs. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Quasar)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/7 "2003-03-10T07:38:12Z")
**js\_africanus** , I can see the appeal, friend. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/8 "2003-03-10T07:48:23Z")
I must agree with our banned friend…she is somewhat lacking in the breast department. Plus her rear is a bit thin. Hell, she is thin overall. So if I’m not pursuing her, it means you have a chance dude. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/9 "2003-03-10T08:48:04Z")
Can’t really tell with all that hair in her face. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/10 "2003-03-11T07:22:21Z")
I wouldn’t sell my soul for her, either, but I’d certainly rent it out for a bit… ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/11 "2003-03-11T12:42:19Z")
She’s entirely too thin, she lacks curves, she has got no hips, she has got no breasts to speak of. Her haircut makes her look like a boy, yea she’s all too boyish for my taste. Not that I wouldn’t go for a quick roll in the hay, but surely there must be some better soul-selling material out there. [Like this…](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0166924&photo=Ss/0166924/forsite_au30_04.jpg&path=gallery&path_key=0166924) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/12 "2003-03-11T13:32:38Z")
I dunno, she does nothing in particular for me. She’s not unattractive, but she’s not particularly my type. As for Naomi Watts, in the pic from **WinstonSmith** , again, at least in that pic, she’s less than spectacular. But since there was a photo spread of Naomi in a magazine I got at home yesterday, she can look pretty damned fine. Just would have picked a better picture as an example. In general I seem to prefer my women darker and a little more voluptuous. Not to mention human/real, which is not really something that comes across in photos. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/13 "2003-03-11T13:35:12Z")
Here, try this link for [Naomi Watts](http://www.esquire.com/women/gallery/030401_mww_watts_frame.html). ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/14 "2003-03-11T13:49:36Z")
Well I was thinking more along these lines: [Laura Elena Harring](http://www.esquire.com/women/gallery/020201_mww_harr_frame.html) ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/15 "2003-03-11T14:00:16Z")
Freak’n work :mad: I’ll show you a picture of a woman. 😃 Just as soon as I get home in 9 hours… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/16 "2003-03-11T14:06:31Z")
No, no, _no_. That Watts chick is definitely too skinny. You need a woman with some _curves_, man. The most attractive woman in the world is of course my girlfriend. 🙂 But as she’s not a famous actor or anything, you guys will have to do with someone who looks a bit like my girlfriend: [Halle Berry](http://www.ananova.com/images/web/35426.jpg). Still, Halle doesn’t even come close. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/17 "2003-03-11T14:14:49Z")
I didn’t think that first chick was too thin at all! She was nicely proportioned. Being a woman, I may have different opinions than youze guys on what’s attractive, but I thought she was adorable (except her hair looked like she combed it with a rake). ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/18 "2003-03-11T14:21:53Z")
Hey, you get your chicks the way you like them, we’ll take ours the way we like them. It’s really much more practical this way, anyway. Otherwise we’d all be dating/married to/lusting after the same person. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/19 "2003-03-11T15:10:11Z")
What makes y’all think **Winstonsmith** was talking about Naomi Watts? The brunette in that movie was drop-dead gorgeous ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/20 "2003-03-11T15:11:45Z")
Crap, I didn’t see his follow-up post… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249.md?page=2)